Urusei Yatsura *Big Time

                Episode 103:

        Ten has an older brother?!

                   Written by: Rob Webb

We are set off on another planet were we see a young man in a Leopard skin attire oddly Made like oriental armor While having blue hair and horns.

Advisor Clark: So How do you feel Bishamon?

Bishamon: Ok I guess Advisor Clark but why must we do this I mean I already have my Bounty Hunting license?

Advisor Clark: You Onis just don't get it we must start with a simple one.

Bishamon: What ever you say anyway I'm going to earth after this.

Advisor Clark: Why?

Bishamon: So that I can see my little brother.

Advisor Clark: You mean the "Devil boy"?

Bishamon: Yes I am proud of him plus I want to see my cousin and her future husband.

Advisor Clark: Less talk we almost have this guy.

They see a guy throwing garbage everywhere they pounce then they get him so that they can get there money for the bounty.

Narrator: Now at the Morobshi house…

Yaki is listening to walking on the moon by the police.

Yaki: We could be together walking on walking on the moooon.

Ataru: Shut UP!

Several seconds pass while yaki is still singing along with the music when a big crash is heard behind the house.

Ataru's Dad: Not again.

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After everyone is introduced to Bishamon they talk.

Ataru: So you're Ten's brother.

Bishamon: I already said that.

Ataru: Kay Bish.

Bishamon: Don't call me Bish.

Ataru: Ha ha ha Kay Bish.

Bishamon: Infidel!

Bishamon gets up and points a laser gun at Ataru.

Ataru: AAHHHHH! (Ataru screams like a girl)

Lum: darling Bishamon is a trained bounty hunter.

Ataru: All right ALL RIGHt! I'm sorry.

Yaki: Well since Bishamon will be here messing with Ataru I'll be going and bringing my CD's with me bye Moroboshi.

Atatru: Noooooooo help me save and most of all don't go! What if this maniac tries to kill me!

Yaki: Sorry but I have to see Ryu's dad about Ryu's and my wedding.

Yaki leaves.

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Ataru, Ten and Bishamon are walking out on the street.

Bishamon: Thank you Moroboshi for showing me around.

Ten: Big brother don't thank a morn.

Bishamon: Ten you know that dad says to even thank morons cause they have nothing else but the satisfaction of a thank you.

Ataru: as insulting as that sounds its true.

Bishamon: Actually Moroboshi I'm here to kill someone.

Ataru (sarcasm): Well isn't that special?

Bishamon: I have plans so you better not mess with them…

As Bnishamon says this he notices a beauty of a woman this woman (girl) is non other than Shinobu and Atura goes right up to her.

Ataru: Hello Shinobu-chan.

Shinobu: Ataru I don't want anything to do with you.

Bishamon: But I hope you shall do something with me.

Shinobu: Well that would be nice.

Ataru: What am I chop liver?

Bishamon: MOROBOSHI YOU ARE TO MARRY MY COUSIN SO YOU MUST RESPECT HER! NOW TEN BRING MOROBOSHI HOME!

Ten: Yes!

Ten does a solute as he forces Ataru home with his fir breath until.

Bishamon: TEN you know what mother does to pyromaniacs so just bring Moroboshi home or I'll tell mother!

Ten: Yes brother.

And so Ten tries to push Ataru but has no success.

Bishamon: Moroboshi please go with Ten or I'LL KILL YOU!

And so Ten and Ataru go on their way.

Bishamon (talks like school boy): May we go Shinobu-chan?

Shinobu: Ah sure.

They then go off together.

To be continued…