Hi again my loyal fans! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I've really
busy. I hope you like this new chappie and please REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!!!
Oh, yeah for anyone who might have been reading my other story "Adventures
On Rhika: A Vegeta and Bulma Romance," I will try and update either
tomorrow or Saturday.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ, or the song Aqueous Transmission by Incubus (God I love them!!!)
~Thoughts~ / ~Song Lyrics~ "Talking" *Flashback*
Vegeta sat in a chair facing the regeneration tank, replaying the memories of the accident in his head.
*Flashback* "Onna, keep your damn eyes on the road, you're going to crash!" Vegeta yelled. The car was swerving on the road and was heading straight toward an oncoming truck. "Ahh!" Bulma yelled. She slammed on the breaks but it was too late, and the car slammed straight into the truck. *End flashback*
For some reason Vegeta felt a bit guilty that he didn't get hurt too much and that it was Bulma sitting in the Regen. Tank healing. It was like a complete switch; usually it was Vegeta floating in the tank, with the onna watching patiently to make sure he was ok. His thoughts were interrupted as the onna's air-headed mother burst through the door.
~I'm floating down a river
Oars freed from their holes long ago~
"Oh, Vegeta, I just heard about the crash from one of the Capsule Corp. workers! I can't believe, this has happened, is my little dear daughter alright?" Bunny yelled frantically. "Calm down, onna, your daughter is fine, I stuck her in the Regeneration Tank, and probably by tomorrow or even tonight she'll be back to her nagging bitchy self." Vegeta stated to the hyperventilating blonde.
"What about you Vegeta, dear, are you okay? You are so kind to put Bulma in the tank and make sure she was ok." Bunny said, ignoring the statement that expressed Vegeta's opinion on Bulma.
"Of course I'm ok, I'm a saiyan what do you expect?" Vegeta told Bunny.
"What about that gash on your forehead, that looks pretty bad, let me go and get the first aid kit so I can clean it up, " Bunny said, and then rushed off in search of the kit.
~Lying face up on the floor of my vessel
I marvel at the stars
And feel my heart overflow~
Vegeta was about to protest and go into his usual speech about being a Saiyan, and their high healing rates, but she was gone before he could.
His thoughts reverted back to the onna, and again his mind clouded over with thoughts of her fiery personality and her voluptuous body (A/N: Voluptuous, do you think Veggie's vocabulary actually contains that word?)
~No I can't have thoughts like that, I am a Saiyan, they don't mate, and they certainly do not feel stupid, weak human emotions~
With that he walked out of the hospital unit of Capsule Corp. leaving the onna and thoughts about her behind. As he was coming through the door, he bumped into none other than Bunny, carrying the first aid kit for Vegeta.
"There you are Vegeta, come on let's get you fixed up, "Bunny said in her high-pitched voice laced with concern. She grabbed Vegeta's arm and pulled him toward a chair to sit down.
Vegeta wanted very badly to blast her into oblivion but he knew he'd depress the onna, and have to answer to the third-class baka (who should have been dead by now, if it wasn't for the damn onna's interruptions).
Bunny opened up the kit and pulled out a bottle of antiseptic and some cleaning gauze; then poured a bit of antiseptic onto the gauze. She began to dab at the now coagulating wound (A/N: Doesn't that word just make you cringe).
After it was fully cleaned she dabbed some ointment onto a large gauze- shaped band-aid and placed it on Vegeta's forehead.
"Now you be careful Vegeta. Oh, and by the way that wound might leave a scar since it really needed stitches but since it has already begun to heal, that couldn't have been done. Hope you're not too vain!" Bunny told him.
Vegeta just "hmmped" and made his way to the Gravity Trainer. Once inside he turned the gravity up to 275X and began to train.
~Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river~
~That stupid blonde, that wound won't leave a scar, Saiyans heal in such a way that that never happens~ (A/N: Have you noticed how neither Goku nor Vegeta have scars, but Yamucha does, I think it's the Saiyan DNA)
He battled air-sparred invisible enemies and launched ki-blasts at the training bots, hoping to get his mind off of all these foreign emotions he was feeling. After a few hours of training his stomach began to rumble, signaling it was time for another meal.
He turned off the Gravity Simulator (A/N: Yes, I will be calling it by many names: Gravity Simulator, Gravity Trainer, Gravity Room etc.) and headed to the kitchen.
~Damn you stomach, interrupting my training just as much as that blue- haired onna does!~ He found Bulma's mother cooking dinner in the kitchen and as much as he tried to avoid her, she still spoke to him.
"Hi Vegeta, how is your head feeling? Fine, I hope. Well dinner won't be ready for a little while, so why don't you take a shower?" she told him.
~Two weeks without my lover
I'm in this boat alone~
Vegeta grunted in response and headed toward the bathroom to clean himself of the day's sweat and grime.
As the warm flow of water cascaded down his back, the tense aching muscles from training began to relax. He lathered soap in his hands and started to clean his body, scrubbing at all the filth.
Once he was done he rinsed off and grabbed a towel to dry with. He made sure the towel was wrapped securely around his waist and headed toward his bedroom.
Tonight the hallway was quiet, because the onna was not there to wail and scream at him from her bedroom. And for some reason this saddened him, their verbal spars were always a great way to relieve stress.
Once inside his bedroom, he opened the closest door and grabbed a pair of black silk PJ pants. The onna was always telling him to dress "decently" although he never understood what was indecent about the Saiyan body. He thought that since he had a great body, why not give the onna something to ogle at instead of that weak boyfriend, correction, ex-boyfriend of hers.
He also grabbed some black boxers and a white wife-beater and slipped them on. He threw his towel in a pile of dirty clothes, and proceeded downstairs to wolf down his meal.
~Floating down a river named emotion
Will I make it back to shore
Or drift into the unknown~
As he walked into the kitchen he noticed the onna's mother, humming a tune to herself as she put all the dishes on the table, (most of course being for Vegeta). He hoped that if there was a Kami that he would have mercy and prevent the onna's mother from speaking to him. But of course Kami never did take a liking for Vegeta and let the exact opposite happen.
"Oh hi Vegeta, I see you took a shower, you sure do smell better. Here is all your food on the table. You go right ahead and eat, my husband and I will be eating later so don't wait for us. Eat as much as you want, we need you to keep up your strength to defeat those robot-thingies everyone is talking about." Bunny said to him.
Vegeta looked at her with an expression of pure agony on his face. He was this close to powering up a ki blast and shooting it at himself. Until he remembered his promise to kill Kakarrot, and instead sat down and began to eat, hoping it would erase this horrible moment.
In the space of 10 min. the food was completely gone, leaving only remnants of the meal in the plates. He got up from the table not even bothering to clear away his mess. He was the Prince of Saiyans, why should he reduce himself to a low-class slave?
Before going to bed he decided to go the hospital wing of Capsule Corp., where the onna was healing. Some unknown emotion in him was instinctively telling him to go there, that he needed to be there.
~Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river~
~Love, maybe that's was this strange feeling is. The onna talks about it all the time, but why am I feeling it. Saiyan Princes do not feel love or any sappy human emotions, especially about a weak human ningen ~
But these thoughts did not stop him from continuing on his way toward the onna. He knew that if he didn't go and at least see her, that it would keep him awake and bother him until he did. Once he reached the Regen. Tank where the onna was floating, he pulled up a chair and sat thinking and watching her.
~Why am I doing this? Why can't I just get up and leave? What is it that is holding me to this onna like this? ~
Vegeta put his head in his hands in frustration, trying to figure out the answers to his own puzzling questions. He suddenly sat up, feeling the onna's ki rising from its normal level.
~She must be waking up; that's why her ki is rising~
At the moment, Bulma's eyes opened, and she tried to adjust to her new surroundings. From Bulma's perspective everything looked like it was in a blurry haze of pink liquid. She tried to figure out where she was, but just couldn't remember. Suddenly, the days events came rushing back to her.
*Flashback* "Onna, keep your damn eyes on the road, you're going to crash!" Vegeta yelled. The car was swerving on the road and was heading straight toward an oncoming truck. "Ahh!" Bulma yelled. She slammed on the breaks but it was too late, and the car slammed straight into the truck. Then everything turned black. *End Flashback*
~Oh, so this must be the Regen. Tank that I have put Vegeta in so many times before. Where is that baka anyway, and who put me in this tank in the first place? Wait, could it have been Vegeta? Nah, he wouldn't do that, would he? Well it wasn't my Dad, because he's been at a meeting across town all day, and he wouldn't have known. And it definitely wasn't my Mom, because, no offense, but she wouldn't know how to work this thing. So it had to be Vegeta, right? ~
~I'm building an antenna
Transmissions will be sent when I am through
Maybe we'll meet again further down the river~
Bulma being so deep in thought didn't even realize that Vegeta was right in front of her, sitting in a chair staring at her. She locked eyes with him, and wondered what he was doing here, watching her.
~What, has he been waiting this long to bitch at me to fix the gravity room? Well, that asshole has another thing coming! ~
She then became aware of Vegeta moving toward the tank and pressing buttons on it. She realized that he was releasing the pressure lock to let her out. The healing liquids in the tank immediately began to drain, and swirl down through the drain. Then the automated driers turned on and dried her from the fluid.
She pushed open the tank door and made a wobbly step out, but she lost her balance and began to tumble toward the floor. Luckily, Vegeta caught he arm and stabilized her. She looked up at him and then at herself, and realizing that she was only in a bra and panties began to blush furiously.
"Onna, why is your face turning that red shade?" Vegeta asked innocently (well as innocent at he can get).
"Oh, umm. nothing, I'm just going to go upstairs to change now, "Bulma responded. She again tried to stand upright and walk out of the hospital wing, but she would have fallen over again, if it hadn't been for Vegeta holding her arm.
~And share what we both discovered...
Then revel in the view~
"Onna, you can't really walk well enough yet, so why don't you just stop trying and let me carry you." Vegeta said.
Before Bulma could respond, Vegeta picked her up, and flew out the nearest window, and onto the balcony of Bulma's top floor bedroom.
Bulma just stood on her balcony leaning on Vegeta for support wondering why the hell Vegeta had done this for her. Had he blamed himself for the accident? And if he did, why would he care what happened to me?
Vegeta interrupted her thoughts and said, "Well hurry up and go inside onna, don't be a baka and stay out all night in your underwear."
Bulma snapped out of her thoughts, blushed again, and opened her sliding glass door into her room. With Vegeta's help she walked inside, but then realized that she had gained control of her legs, and could walk stably by herself. She sat down on the bed and was about to thank Vegeta for his help but he had already flown out the window.
~I will never understand that baka, one minute he's evil, and the next he's saving my life and helping me get to my room~
She decided not to even bother with a shower and just changes into PJ's and go to bed. Even though her body was fully healed, she still felt tired from the stress of the day.
She grabbed a spaghetti strapped shirt and silk shorts, put them on, and then slipped under the covers to go to sleep. Her last thought before falling into a deep, relaxing sleep was ~Vegeta and I still have the contest to prove who's sexier. I'm definitely going to win. ~
~Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river~
Well, I hope you liked that chapter. Again, I apologize for updating so late, but with school starting, and then tons and tons of homework, I haven't gotten the chance. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!!!! If you want the full song go to Aqueous Transmission by Incubus go to www.lyrics.com/i/incubus
Well I shall leave you all with a funny (hopefully) authors note.
*Vegeta advertising a tube of cream*
Vegeta (in serious, business like tone) - Do you, yes you, have itchy piles of masses? Or burning sensations in your ass? Maybe even, dare I say it, CONSTIPATION? Well if you're like me, and have any of these symptoms you have. And do I have the cure for you! Back in the days of Freiza, I would have horrible burning sensations in my ass. At first I thought it was just all those time Freiza had raped me with that damn tail of his, but then I KNEW! It was hemorrhoids, and there was nothing I could do to cure it. But then I found this cream, Ass-Itch/Burn-B-Gone, and it was a miracle. IT WORKED! If you want your hemorrhoids gone, try this today.
*Fast man's voice comes on* Ass-Itch/Burn-B-Gone, can only be found at certain retail stores. Made by Capsule Corp. Endorsed by Prince Of All Saiyans. Cream may cause diarrhea, vomiting, sexual side-effects, and/or vomiting.
*Behind the scenes* *We see Vegeta with hemorrhoid cream in one hand, and his finger stuck up his ass. Vegeta: Ahh, the relief, Kami my ass was burning me. *Camera zooms in on Vegeta* Vegeta: Kuso! We're still filming. Shimatta! *Attacks camera-man, camera fall over, cursing, and shouts can be heard Vegeta: Bakayarou! You should have told me! You're going to the next dimension. *Powers up Final Flash* Vegeta: FINAL FLASH! I'll see you in hell, camera-man!!!!! HA HA HA!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ, or the song Aqueous Transmission by Incubus (God I love them!!!)
~Thoughts~ / ~Song Lyrics~ "Talking" *Flashback*
Vegeta sat in a chair facing the regeneration tank, replaying the memories of the accident in his head.
*Flashback* "Onna, keep your damn eyes on the road, you're going to crash!" Vegeta yelled. The car was swerving on the road and was heading straight toward an oncoming truck. "Ahh!" Bulma yelled. She slammed on the breaks but it was too late, and the car slammed straight into the truck. *End flashback*
For some reason Vegeta felt a bit guilty that he didn't get hurt too much and that it was Bulma sitting in the Regen. Tank healing. It was like a complete switch; usually it was Vegeta floating in the tank, with the onna watching patiently to make sure he was ok. His thoughts were interrupted as the onna's air-headed mother burst through the door.
~I'm floating down a river
Oars freed from their holes long ago~
"Oh, Vegeta, I just heard about the crash from one of the Capsule Corp. workers! I can't believe, this has happened, is my little dear daughter alright?" Bunny yelled frantically. "Calm down, onna, your daughter is fine, I stuck her in the Regeneration Tank, and probably by tomorrow or even tonight she'll be back to her nagging bitchy self." Vegeta stated to the hyperventilating blonde.
"What about you Vegeta, dear, are you okay? You are so kind to put Bulma in the tank and make sure she was ok." Bunny said, ignoring the statement that expressed Vegeta's opinion on Bulma.
"Of course I'm ok, I'm a saiyan what do you expect?" Vegeta told Bunny.
"What about that gash on your forehead, that looks pretty bad, let me go and get the first aid kit so I can clean it up, " Bunny said, and then rushed off in search of the kit.
~Lying face up on the floor of my vessel
I marvel at the stars
And feel my heart overflow~
Vegeta was about to protest and go into his usual speech about being a Saiyan, and their high healing rates, but she was gone before he could.
His thoughts reverted back to the onna, and again his mind clouded over with thoughts of her fiery personality and her voluptuous body (A/N: Voluptuous, do you think Veggie's vocabulary actually contains that word?)
~No I can't have thoughts like that, I am a Saiyan, they don't mate, and they certainly do not feel stupid, weak human emotions~
With that he walked out of the hospital unit of Capsule Corp. leaving the onna and thoughts about her behind. As he was coming through the door, he bumped into none other than Bunny, carrying the first aid kit for Vegeta.
"There you are Vegeta, come on let's get you fixed up, "Bunny said in her high-pitched voice laced with concern. She grabbed Vegeta's arm and pulled him toward a chair to sit down.
Vegeta wanted very badly to blast her into oblivion but he knew he'd depress the onna, and have to answer to the third-class baka (who should have been dead by now, if it wasn't for the damn onna's interruptions).
Bunny opened up the kit and pulled out a bottle of antiseptic and some cleaning gauze; then poured a bit of antiseptic onto the gauze. She began to dab at the now coagulating wound (A/N: Doesn't that word just make you cringe).
After it was fully cleaned she dabbed some ointment onto a large gauze- shaped band-aid and placed it on Vegeta's forehead.
"Now you be careful Vegeta. Oh, and by the way that wound might leave a scar since it really needed stitches but since it has already begun to heal, that couldn't have been done. Hope you're not too vain!" Bunny told him.
Vegeta just "hmmped" and made his way to the Gravity Trainer. Once inside he turned the gravity up to 275X and began to train.
~Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river~
~That stupid blonde, that wound won't leave a scar, Saiyans heal in such a way that that never happens~ (A/N: Have you noticed how neither Goku nor Vegeta have scars, but Yamucha does, I think it's the Saiyan DNA)
He battled air-sparred invisible enemies and launched ki-blasts at the training bots, hoping to get his mind off of all these foreign emotions he was feeling. After a few hours of training his stomach began to rumble, signaling it was time for another meal.
He turned off the Gravity Simulator (A/N: Yes, I will be calling it by many names: Gravity Simulator, Gravity Trainer, Gravity Room etc.) and headed to the kitchen.
~Damn you stomach, interrupting my training just as much as that blue- haired onna does!~ He found Bulma's mother cooking dinner in the kitchen and as much as he tried to avoid her, she still spoke to him.
"Hi Vegeta, how is your head feeling? Fine, I hope. Well dinner won't be ready for a little while, so why don't you take a shower?" she told him.
~Two weeks without my lover
I'm in this boat alone~
Vegeta grunted in response and headed toward the bathroom to clean himself of the day's sweat and grime.
As the warm flow of water cascaded down his back, the tense aching muscles from training began to relax. He lathered soap in his hands and started to clean his body, scrubbing at all the filth.
Once he was done he rinsed off and grabbed a towel to dry with. He made sure the towel was wrapped securely around his waist and headed toward his bedroom.
Tonight the hallway was quiet, because the onna was not there to wail and scream at him from her bedroom. And for some reason this saddened him, their verbal spars were always a great way to relieve stress.
Once inside his bedroom, he opened the closest door and grabbed a pair of black silk PJ pants. The onna was always telling him to dress "decently" although he never understood what was indecent about the Saiyan body. He thought that since he had a great body, why not give the onna something to ogle at instead of that weak boyfriend, correction, ex-boyfriend of hers.
He also grabbed some black boxers and a white wife-beater and slipped them on. He threw his towel in a pile of dirty clothes, and proceeded downstairs to wolf down his meal.
~Floating down a river named emotion
Will I make it back to shore
Or drift into the unknown~
As he walked into the kitchen he noticed the onna's mother, humming a tune to herself as she put all the dishes on the table, (most of course being for Vegeta). He hoped that if there was a Kami that he would have mercy and prevent the onna's mother from speaking to him. But of course Kami never did take a liking for Vegeta and let the exact opposite happen.
"Oh hi Vegeta, I see you took a shower, you sure do smell better. Here is all your food on the table. You go right ahead and eat, my husband and I will be eating later so don't wait for us. Eat as much as you want, we need you to keep up your strength to defeat those robot-thingies everyone is talking about." Bunny said to him.
Vegeta looked at her with an expression of pure agony on his face. He was this close to powering up a ki blast and shooting it at himself. Until he remembered his promise to kill Kakarrot, and instead sat down and began to eat, hoping it would erase this horrible moment.
In the space of 10 min. the food was completely gone, leaving only remnants of the meal in the plates. He got up from the table not even bothering to clear away his mess. He was the Prince of Saiyans, why should he reduce himself to a low-class slave?
Before going to bed he decided to go the hospital wing of Capsule Corp., where the onna was healing. Some unknown emotion in him was instinctively telling him to go there, that he needed to be there.
~Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river~
~Love, maybe that's was this strange feeling is. The onna talks about it all the time, but why am I feeling it. Saiyan Princes do not feel love or any sappy human emotions, especially about a weak human ningen ~
But these thoughts did not stop him from continuing on his way toward the onna. He knew that if he didn't go and at least see her, that it would keep him awake and bother him until he did. Once he reached the Regen. Tank where the onna was floating, he pulled up a chair and sat thinking and watching her.
~Why am I doing this? Why can't I just get up and leave? What is it that is holding me to this onna like this? ~
Vegeta put his head in his hands in frustration, trying to figure out the answers to his own puzzling questions. He suddenly sat up, feeling the onna's ki rising from its normal level.
~She must be waking up; that's why her ki is rising~
At the moment, Bulma's eyes opened, and she tried to adjust to her new surroundings. From Bulma's perspective everything looked like it was in a blurry haze of pink liquid. She tried to figure out where she was, but just couldn't remember. Suddenly, the days events came rushing back to her.
*Flashback* "Onna, keep your damn eyes on the road, you're going to crash!" Vegeta yelled. The car was swerving on the road and was heading straight toward an oncoming truck. "Ahh!" Bulma yelled. She slammed on the breaks but it was too late, and the car slammed straight into the truck. Then everything turned black. *End Flashback*
~Oh, so this must be the Regen. Tank that I have put Vegeta in so many times before. Where is that baka anyway, and who put me in this tank in the first place? Wait, could it have been Vegeta? Nah, he wouldn't do that, would he? Well it wasn't my Dad, because he's been at a meeting across town all day, and he wouldn't have known. And it definitely wasn't my Mom, because, no offense, but she wouldn't know how to work this thing. So it had to be Vegeta, right? ~
~I'm building an antenna
Transmissions will be sent when I am through
Maybe we'll meet again further down the river~
Bulma being so deep in thought didn't even realize that Vegeta was right in front of her, sitting in a chair staring at her. She locked eyes with him, and wondered what he was doing here, watching her.
~What, has he been waiting this long to bitch at me to fix the gravity room? Well, that asshole has another thing coming! ~
She then became aware of Vegeta moving toward the tank and pressing buttons on it. She realized that he was releasing the pressure lock to let her out. The healing liquids in the tank immediately began to drain, and swirl down through the drain. Then the automated driers turned on and dried her from the fluid.
She pushed open the tank door and made a wobbly step out, but she lost her balance and began to tumble toward the floor. Luckily, Vegeta caught he arm and stabilized her. She looked up at him and then at herself, and realizing that she was only in a bra and panties began to blush furiously.
"Onna, why is your face turning that red shade?" Vegeta asked innocently (well as innocent at he can get).
"Oh, umm. nothing, I'm just going to go upstairs to change now, "Bulma responded. She again tried to stand upright and walk out of the hospital wing, but she would have fallen over again, if it hadn't been for Vegeta holding her arm.
~And share what we both discovered...
Then revel in the view~
"Onna, you can't really walk well enough yet, so why don't you just stop trying and let me carry you." Vegeta said.
Before Bulma could respond, Vegeta picked her up, and flew out the nearest window, and onto the balcony of Bulma's top floor bedroom.
Bulma just stood on her balcony leaning on Vegeta for support wondering why the hell Vegeta had done this for her. Had he blamed himself for the accident? And if he did, why would he care what happened to me?
Vegeta interrupted her thoughts and said, "Well hurry up and go inside onna, don't be a baka and stay out all night in your underwear."
Bulma snapped out of her thoughts, blushed again, and opened her sliding glass door into her room. With Vegeta's help she walked inside, but then realized that she had gained control of her legs, and could walk stably by herself. She sat down on the bed and was about to thank Vegeta for his help but he had already flown out the window.
~I will never understand that baka, one minute he's evil, and the next he's saving my life and helping me get to my room~
She decided not to even bother with a shower and just changes into PJ's and go to bed. Even though her body was fully healed, she still felt tired from the stress of the day.
She grabbed a spaghetti strapped shirt and silk shorts, put them on, and then slipped under the covers to go to sleep. Her last thought before falling into a deep, relaxing sleep was ~Vegeta and I still have the contest to prove who's sexier. I'm definitely going to win. ~
~Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river~
Well, I hope you liked that chapter. Again, I apologize for updating so late, but with school starting, and then tons and tons of homework, I haven't gotten the chance. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!!!! If you want the full song go to Aqueous Transmission by Incubus go to www.lyrics.com/i/incubus
Well I shall leave you all with a funny (hopefully) authors note.
*Vegeta advertising a tube of cream*
Vegeta (in serious, business like tone) - Do you, yes you, have itchy piles of masses? Or burning sensations in your ass? Maybe even, dare I say it, CONSTIPATION? Well if you're like me, and have any of these symptoms you have. And do I have the cure for you! Back in the days of Freiza, I would have horrible burning sensations in my ass. At first I thought it was just all those time Freiza had raped me with that damn tail of his, but then I KNEW! It was hemorrhoids, and there was nothing I could do to cure it. But then I found this cream, Ass-Itch/Burn-B-Gone, and it was a miracle. IT WORKED! If you want your hemorrhoids gone, try this today.
*Fast man's voice comes on* Ass-Itch/Burn-B-Gone, can only be found at certain retail stores. Made by Capsule Corp. Endorsed by Prince Of All Saiyans. Cream may cause diarrhea, vomiting, sexual side-effects, and/or vomiting.
*Behind the scenes* *We see Vegeta with hemorrhoid cream in one hand, and his finger stuck up his ass. Vegeta: Ahh, the relief, Kami my ass was burning me. *Camera zooms in on Vegeta* Vegeta: Kuso! We're still filming. Shimatta! *Attacks camera-man, camera fall over, cursing, and shouts can be heard Vegeta: Bakayarou! You should have told me! You're going to the next dimension. *Powers up Final Flash* Vegeta: FINAL FLASH! I'll see you in hell, camera-man!!!!! HA HA HA!