Disclaimer: If I tried to say I actually did own this stuff, would anybody actually believe me? N o? Well then.
Apologies go out to: Go The Distance
By: Disney again (Eric Clapton version
Chapter 3:
"Oh my god, enough, I've heard enough," cried Frodo.
"Really, how rude. But anyway Bilbo has left, blah blah blah, the ring must be destroyed yada yada yada end of the world yak yak yak."
"You mean that Bilbo has left and gone to Rivendell where he will live with the elves for the rest of his days and live longer then the old took and that I have to carry on what he has started and I have to leave, head into mordor alone, fight orcs, avoid perilous nazgul, leave all my friend risk my neck and make sure that I don't put the ring on so that sauron cannot corrupt my mind"
"Isn't that what I said" enquired Gandalf.
Frodo then picked up the ring, which Bilbo had forgot to take with him.
"Cast it into the fire Frito"
"That's Frodo, Gandalf"
"Yes Frilo, into the fire it must go"
"But it'll melt" said Frodo
"Just do it"
Frodo then threw the ring into the fire and just as he predicted it melted and disappeared. Gandalf then prodded the melted remnants with a stick.
"Ah, I wasn't expecting that to happen"
"I guess it's over then"
"Not at all Friko, that would prevent an adventure.
"But why…"
"BECAUSE I WANT AN OSCAR AND YOU DON'T GET OSCARS FOR MELTED RINGS"
"So what will I do"
"Here just take this one" Gandalf handed Frodo a small gold ring with words on the edge.
"What's this Gandalf" asked Frodo.
"This young Froko, is the one ring, I am giving you this ring because I don't want to go to Mordor blah blah looks better if the brave ones are small yada yada yak"
"Well then I'm off" Frodo packed his all his bags, picked up a walking stick (otherwise known as Samwise Gamgee) put on a green cloak and hugged Gandalf.
"My dear Fripo, hobbits really are amazing creatures blah blah blah you can learn every thing there is to know about their habits in a month yet after a hundred years they yada yada yada"
(Frodo to Sam hiding under the window) I have often dreamed of a far-off place
Where a hobbitses welcome would be waiting for me
Where the elves will cheer when they see my face
And where you keep saying, this is where I'm meant to be
I'll be there someday,
I can go to Mordor
I know ev'ry mile you'll carry me a while
When I go to Mordor, I'll be right where I belong
Down an unknown road to embrace my fate
Though that road may wander I will drag you through.
And a thousand years would be worth the wait.
It might take a lifetime, but somehow your going too
And I won't look back
I can go to Mordor
And we'll stay on track
No we wont accept defeat
It's an uphill slope, but I wont lose hope
Till I get to mordor and my journey is finite
Oh, yeah
But to look beyond the gory is the hardest part
For a hobbitses strength is measured by his feet
Like a shooting star, I will go to Mordor
We can search the world
You will face its harms
I don't care how far
I can go to Mordor
Till I find my hobbitses welcome waiting in your arms.
We can search the world
You will face its harms
Till I find my hobbitses welcome waiting in your arms.