Disclaimer: Yes! Yes! I am Tolkein reincarnate! [Sorry. Sedative has now been administered. Am now calm, and normal, and under no illusions about my ownership of LotR]
Well, we're not gonna be reinvited to the next showing of: Bear Necessities
By: Once again, Disney
Chapter 4:
Gandalf looked blankly at Frodo (and a now wide grinned gardener) and put his hand in Frodo's face "Talk to the hand, coz the face don't understand". With that Frodo was thrown out the door given some directions. Gandalf turned away and walked the opposite way.
"Aren't you coming with us Gandalf"
"No young Gamgee I'm off to fall into an obvious trap blah blah blah add to the drama of the story yada yada yada" He then turned to the camera and winked.
I suppose we better pack thought Frodo. Luckily Sam had been way ahead but unlucky for Frodo Sam did not have much of an idea of what he should have packed. Once they had reached the edge of hobbiton and Frodo had enlisted Peregrin Took to help him move hole (his clever disguise) he decided to check Sams pack.
"My god Sam, what have you done"
"Just the bare necessities" explained Sam
"You call this the bare necessities" Sam pulled out the toilet paper and reading material that Sam had bought.
(Frodo to Sam and Pippin) Look for the bare necessities,
The simple bare necessities,
Forget about your saucepans and your pie
I mean the bare necessities, or Bombadilos recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam,
I couldn't be fonder of my big hole
The Elves are lookin' in their shelves
To find some lembas just for me.
You look under the swords and bows
And take a glance at the fancy axe
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you,
They'll come to you
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities,
Forget about your saucepans and your pie
I mean the bare necessities, that's why the wizards rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
When you cook with raw raw,
Or a prickly pear
And you kick a Balrog next time beware
Don't kick the tricky old Orc in the paw
When you kick in an Orc try to hit the jaw
But you don't need to kick the Orc
When you a pack a sword of the glow glow sort
I have I given you a clue
The bare necessities of life will come to you,
(Sam) They'll come to you
Look for the bare necessities,
The simple bare necessities,
Forget about your saucepans and your pie
I mean the bare necessities, or Bombadilos recipes
That bring the bare necessities of life
So just try to relax, (Oh yeah) in his back yard
If you act like that Orc acts
You're workin' too hard
Don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you found out you can live without it
And go along not thinking about it
I'll tell you something true.
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you.