Disclaimer: Hana and I are working on a plan to kidnap and clone Orlando Bloom, so we can sell him in packs of 7 (one for each day of the week. Each set comes with free flea collar and lead, and all our products are fully machine washable for when they get smelly…). Until then however, no nice profits for me.
I really wish I had some singing ability so I could join in with: Hakuna Matata
From: The Lion King
By: Oh! Wait! I actually know this one! [screws up face in concentration] It was…Tim Rice.
Chapter 5:
Frodo then sent Sam off to get some supplies. When he came back a rider dressed in black stood before the three hobbits.
"Good day there sir" Frodo called out.
"Frodo I don't think this man is too friendly if you know what I mean," Pippin suggested.
"Oh, Pippin when will you learn to look beyond stereotypes, just because he and his horse are completely black and he carries a large Morgul blade and he is running towards us with that blade shouting 'kill, kill!!' does not mean he is bad" With that Sam who had more cunning then a fox decided to push Frodo and Pippin into a very convenient ditch.
"Can't you see his mad" said Sam.
"No wonder he's mad, you've gone an' made him suspicious now, I'm sorry about my friend" Frodo called out again "he's a Gamgee I'm sure you understand"
Luckily before the Nazgul had the chance to slit all their throats some elves came by and scared the ringwraith away by shouting terrifying words such as 'Elendil' and 'Elbereth'.
(Elves) O Elbereth! Gilthoniel…what a wonderful phrase
O Elbereth! Gilthoniel…ain't no passing craze
It means no goblins for the rest of your days
It's our problem free genealogy
O Elbereth! Gilthoniel
(Gildor) Why when he was a young Elf lord
(Elf lord) Why when I was a young elf lord
(Gildor) Very nice
(Elf lord) Thanks
(Gildor) He found his armour lacked a certain appeal
It could clear the table after ev'ry meal
(Elf lord) I'm a sensitive elf though I seemed thick skinned
And it hurt that my peeps couldn't stand up wind
And oh, the shame
(Gildor) He was ashamed
(Elf lord) Thought of changing my name
(Gildor) Oh what's in a name?
(Elf lord) And I got downhearted…
(Gildor) How did you feel?
(Elf lord) …ev'ry time that I…
(Gildor) Hey m'lord not in front of the hobbits
(Elf lord) Oh sorry
(Elves) O Elbereth! Gilthoniel…what a wonderful phrase
O Elbereth! Gilthoniel…ain't no passing craze
(Frodo, Sam and Pippin) It means no goblins for the rest of your days
(Gildor) Yeah sing it halflin'
(Elves) It's our problem free
(Elf lord) Genealogy
(Elves) O Elbereth! Gilthoniel
(All) O Elbereth! Gilthoniel, O Elbereth! Gilthoniel
O Elbereth! Gilthoniel, O Elbereth! Gilthoniel