Disclaimer: I own a stuffed cow with a bell round its neck. And that's about it.

Today's song theft loot includes: Part of Your World

From: The Little Mermaid

By: Whoever writes the songs for Disney

Also, Phil has included Tom Bombadil's song, as the token piece of authenticity in all this. I don't know the title. But hey, last chapter was rather short, so you get 2 songs to make up for it this time. Can I/he please have some reviews? Pretty please?

Chapter 7:

Once across the river the hobbits passed through the old forest and in true Tolkien style they are attacked by, yes, you've guessed it, trees!

"'Elp m' Mr. Frodo" cried Merry from inside a tree where he had somehow managed to get inside. Just at that moment Mr. Tom Bombadil aka.Iarwain Ben-adar came along just in time to rescue them (has anyone noticed the convenient theme in this story) and, just like the elves sang a song to scare away the enemy.

(Bombadil) Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow,
Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.
None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master:
His songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.

And for some reason this scared off the trees. They ran and shouted and screamed and shreaked like school girls. Meanwhile, at the house of Tom Bombadil, the hobbits ate. They still liked eating and hadn't for a while so they made up for it. And there Bombadil was sad and after hours of asking him why he was depressed he revealed that he was confined in the old forest.

"You see Hobbits I want to leave"

"Why, you are much safer here"

"Well you see Frodo I wish I was like you"

(Bombadil) Look at my home.
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't you think my thatched roof is complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy, the guy who's got ev'rythin'.
Look at this room, treasures untold.
How many wonders can one idiot hold?
Lookin' around you'd think sure he owns ev'rythin'.
I've got music and song books a plenty
I sing poems and ballads galore.
You want Goldberry's? I've got twenty
But who cares.
No big deal. I want more.

I wanna be were the hobbits are.
I wanna see, wanna see 'em prancin',
Walkin' around on those, whatdya call 'em oh huge hairy feet
Ridin' on ponies I don't get too far.
Gandalf's required to get thru' Moria
Runnin' away from the, what's that word again, trolls
Up where they run, up where they fight, up where they die all day in the sun.
Wanderin' free, wish I could be part of that Shire.

What would I give if I could live outside this forest?
What would I pay for just one day ridin' with Sam
Betcha in Mordor, they want to plunder
Bet I could help those fearless soldiers
Bright young woman, sick of singin' ready to talk.
I'm ready to know what the hobbits know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
Whats a Balrog and why does it, what's the word, reek?
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world up above,

Out of this swamp
Wish I could be part of the Shire.