Disclaimer: I do not own this. I wish I did. At some point I'll be building a time machine, so I can zap back and steal the idea before Tolkein writes the book, but no time right now. Ah well…
Altered beyond recognition is: Wouldn't It Be Loverly?
From: My Fair Lady (I'm told. I've never seen it myself).
Another short chapter, I know. Even shorter if, like me, you're forced to skip the song because you have no idea what it is. [sighs]But that's a cross some of us have to bear.
Chapter 8:
With that the Hobbits decided that Bombadil was mentally unstable and decided to leave. They ran away from him until they got lost in the fog (yes that's right a FOG). There again he rescued them by singing a song (It is a scientific fact that songs clear fog). Soon after that they reached Bree they were stopped by a guard at the gate.
"Who goes there"
"Hobbitses"
"What is your destination" The hobbits conferred among themselves before they realized that they had absolutely no reason to be in Bree. Sudenly Sam and Frodo began to argue, just then Merry stepped forward.
(Merry) All I want is a pub somewhere,
Far away from the cold night air.
With one enormous beer,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Lots of choc'lates for me to eat,
Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat.
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still.
I would never budge 'till spring
Crept over me windowsill.
Someone's pint restin' on my knee,
Warm an' tender as it can be.
It takes good care of me,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly