Author's Notes:
I know some of you came here expecting the fifth chapter. I am very, very sorry
to disappoint my loyal fans, but it's not here.
Not simply because I don't have ideas – quite the contrary; I have received quite a few from a Random Muse – but because…well, in case you haven't noticed, ff.net has become a hypocrite.
"Unleash your imagination and free your soul". Humph. I agree with what they said at The Cardboard Box: "Killing your imagination and stealing your soul". I think it suits the site and its new rules a bit better, don't you?
Some people are raving about how it's Xing's site and he can do whatever he wants with it. This is true, but Xing has to be prepared to suffer the aftershock: thousands of authors are bitching and moaning, and hundreds are leaving ff.net altogether.
I see ff.net as a sort of giant party: when the host (Xing) provides the guests (the readers and writers) with ample refreshments (posting freedoms), then the party goes well. But, if the host takes away the refreshments because a few people have complained that they are allergic to certain foods (NC-17 fics, actor fics, MSTs, etc), then other people get mad, and start to leave. And the party starts to suck.
Xing took our refreshments, and I want to snack on a few slashed-up lemons.
So, let us leave now this dying party, and go to others that are just getting started:
http://www.soupfiction.net
http://www.nindaiwe.com ßThis is a Tolkien archive only.
http://www.fandomination.net
So basically what I'm saying is that I will not be updating any of my fics here on ff.net anymore. I may post new fics, but only for the purposes of getting the publicity that ff.net has to offer. For a fuller and better rant, see my bio.
In short: you will be able to find the rest of 'Elf Daddy' at Nindaiwê, SF.net, and/or FD.net. Soon, I hope.
For all of you who don't like this, or don't want me to leave: I'm sorry. But this party is over.
~She~
~I'm gone~