Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine --- they're all J. K. Rowling's! O Brother, Where Art Thou? is also not mine, and I'm not sure whether Man of Constant Sorrow is owned by anyone, but if it is, they aren't me.
MAN OF CONSTANT EVIL
(to the tune of Man of Constant Sorrow from the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
Voldemort (and chorus of death eaters) are in a huddle in the graveyard, singing to Tom Riddle's tombstone:
(In constant evil all through his days!)
I am a man of constant evil!
I've made trouble all my days.
I bid farewell to my old orphanage,
The place where I was born and raised.
(The place where he was born and raised.)
For fifteen years I've been in hiding,
A shadow of my former self.
No one knows that time I'm biding,
So I can come back with full stealth.
(So we can come back with full stealth.)
When I was young, my da rejected Mummy,
I never expect to see him again,
For, you see I killed him and his other family.
He came to quite a nasty end.
(He came to quite a nasty end.)
Well, they buried him in this old graveyard,
In Little Whinging oh so near,
Ah, yes, I do remember,
To my heart this place is dear.
(To his heart this place is dear.)
Maybe Fudgie thinks I'm just a raving,
My face he never will see no more,
But there is one promise that is given.
I'll meet him at the Ministry's door.
(We'll meet him at the Ministry's door.)
They disappear, cackling, presumably off to do evil dastardly things.