Legolas ran through a red light because he thought it was green. Maybe he
was colour-blind. The Fellowship always made someone else drive when going
on a long trip, because Legolas thought everything around him was green,
including the stop lights.
He narrowly missed a pick-up truck and swerved around the corner towards the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru. Usually it was busy but this morning no one was there. Legolas pulled right up to the speakers and slammed on the brakes.
"Hello, welcome to Dunkin' Donuts. May I take your order?"
To tell you the truth, Legolas had never been through a drive-thru by himself, and was afraid of the speakers. He thought some little thing was inside them, asking for his order. Same with the stop lights. What made them work? It was like they had a mind of their own.
"Sir? Sir?" the voice said. It sounded flat, dull, almost...mechanical!
"You're a Radical Robot!" he exclaimed. "I know your plans to take over Dunkin Donuts, and I won't let you! You think you're so smart, asking for my order, acting like a worker, but I saw your commercial and I know what you're really up to! I'm going to the factory and I'm going to get rid of all you Radical Robots once and for all!"
Legolas would have laughed evilly but he wasn't evil.
"Sir," the voice said, sounding tired and stressed. "Sir, I have no idea what you're talking about, but may I take your order please? I assure you, I'm not one of those Radical Robots."
Legolas responded by taking his bow and an arrow from the back seat and piercing the speaker.
"One down..."
Adjusting his cloak, Legolas pulled out of the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru and headed west. He had no idea where in the world the Radical Robots factory was. But he couldn't give up! They were everywhere, taking over Dunkin' Donuts....maybe there was one Radical Robot inside every traffic light! He was surrounded! They knew where he was going...they knew his plan. And they would do anything to stop him.
He narrowly missed a pick-up truck and swerved around the corner towards the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru. Usually it was busy but this morning no one was there. Legolas pulled right up to the speakers and slammed on the brakes.
"Hello, welcome to Dunkin' Donuts. May I take your order?"
To tell you the truth, Legolas had never been through a drive-thru by himself, and was afraid of the speakers. He thought some little thing was inside them, asking for his order. Same with the stop lights. What made them work? It was like they had a mind of their own.
"Sir? Sir?" the voice said. It sounded flat, dull, almost...mechanical!
"You're a Radical Robot!" he exclaimed. "I know your plans to take over Dunkin Donuts, and I won't let you! You think you're so smart, asking for my order, acting like a worker, but I saw your commercial and I know what you're really up to! I'm going to the factory and I'm going to get rid of all you Radical Robots once and for all!"
Legolas would have laughed evilly but he wasn't evil.
"Sir," the voice said, sounding tired and stressed. "Sir, I have no idea what you're talking about, but may I take your order please? I assure you, I'm not one of those Radical Robots."
Legolas responded by taking his bow and an arrow from the back seat and piercing the speaker.
"One down..."
Adjusting his cloak, Legolas pulled out of the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru and headed west. He had no idea where in the world the Radical Robots factory was. But he couldn't give up! They were everywhere, taking over Dunkin' Donuts....maybe there was one Radical Robot inside every traffic light! He was surrounded! They knew where he was going...they knew his plan. And they would do anything to stop him.