"Well, here I am!" Legolas said to himself, getting out of his car and slamming the door shut. He forgot to lock the door but that didn't matter. His car was special. If someone tried to break into it, an alarm sounded: a deep voice that said, "BEEP BEEP BEEP. THIS IS A RECORDING. BEEP BEEP BEEP. THIS IS A RECORDING." Legolas had made it himself. The only problem was that it sounded every time he himself tried to turn the car on, and it got embarassing. Anyways, through the Radical Robots parking lot he went in his Big Bird pyjamas, almost getting run over by hippies in a Punchbuggy, eating Dempster's whole grain bread. Legolas could have sworn that underneath the fro and dark sunglasses it was Aragorn, but he shook his head and went on. When Legolas got to the main entrance to the factory he noticed a huge camera watching his every move, just above the doorway. He shot at it with an arrow and heard a voice coming out of it: "Arrows won't work on this kind of camera, Elf." The voice sounded low and scary and deep...like Sarumans. Legolas pushed through the doors and ran through the corridor that followed. At the end of the hall there was a big yellow door that said: "Secret Evil Room". Legolas didn't think that was where he would find the evil robots so he turned to the left and ran down another hall. At the end was a big pink door that said: "Top Secret Really Evil Bad-Guy Residence". Legolas ignored this door also and turned to the right. In front of him was a green door that said "Just your Average Room". He opened the door slowly and peered inside. Two Radical Robots were at a table, talking. They didn't seem to notice Legolas so he just decided to listen right now: "The Elf knows about our plans to take over the world." "Does he know about our weapons?" "Yes." "Does he know we're so evil, we'll kill anything we see in our path?" "I'm sure of it." "Does he know we went undercover as his Fellowship friends?" "We didn't do that!" "Shut up, he's at the door and I want him to think that!" Legolas stepped in and both robots looked up. "We were expecting you," one of the robots said. "you're the only one who knows how evil we really are. And you know we're planning to take over the world...you must die for that!" Legolas ran screaming out of the room, shutting the door behind him. The two robots said, "He'll never tell anyone after this. But...that seemed too easy..." Legolas by now had jumped through an open vent and was climbing through the factory pipes.