Title: In the Wild

Disclaimer: Own Nothing. Straight from the Slim.

A/N: Alright heres the deal. Season twos finale never happened. Meaning there was no kiss, and there was no car accident either. Jess never went home to NY, don't worry Sookie and Jackson are married, oh and Lorelei and Jess are on pretty good terms now. You following? Good. Aiight, that's it enjoy.

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Lorelei Gilmore dragged herself into Luke's Diner, cursing her alarm clock.

"Coffee?" Luke suggested.

"Please!?" Lorelei emphasized.

"Too bad you're not getting any." Luke smirked.

"You're an evil, evil man." Lorelei looked around the Diner and spotted Taylor happily sipping his coffee and reading the paper.

"You gave TAYLOR coffee!" She exclaimed.

"That's because I don't like Taylor." Luke said, still smirking, and looking very pleased with himself.

"Hey!" Taylor said from his table, but than shrugged and went back to his paper.

Lorelei pouted as Luke went to refill cups around the Diner. Then Jess slipped behind the counter and poured her a mug.

Lorelei smiled and said, "now tell me, Why was I ever mad at you?"

Jess smiled, a genuine pure unlike Jess smile. (A/N: ????) Then proceeded to wipe down the counter.

Lorelei happily sipped her coffee as Luke gave Jess a "disapproving" look.

"So where's Rory today?" Jess said trying to be casual.

Lorelei slightly frowned, "She' not feeling to hot today."

"What's wrong?" Jess asked concerned. Lorelei's frown started to fade and a slight smile began to show, "I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you."

Jess sighed and went back to the counter.

Lorelei finished her coffee and went to leave when Luke went to stop her.

"Oh Lorelei before I forget," he looked a bit nervous, but Lorelei was oblivious.

"Yep," she said turning around to face him.

Luke continued to work as he was talking, wiping down the counter, collecting plates.

"Well you see, I have these four free passes to a capm ground." Luke started.

"Where'd you get FREE passes," Lorelei asked, interested in anything that was free.

"Iwunemonaradioshow," Luke muttered under his breath.

"I'm sorry what was that?" Lorelei asked, amused.

"I won them on a radio show," Luke said frustrated, he knew how much she was enjoying this.

"Aww little Lukey won a prize?" Lorelei teased.

"Alright, serious now," he took a breath, "So like I said I have four so I wanted to know if you and Rory wanted to go, it's u in Vermont."

"Camping?"

Camping.

Rory and me?

You and Rory.

Camping?

Camping.

Like in tents?

Yeah, Luke sighed.

Lorelei burst out laughing.

"Me and Rory would last a night in our backyard!!!!"

Luke grabbed a bag of trash and started out the front of the diner. Lorelei followed.

"Come on it will be good for you guys, you could use a two week break from stars Hollow."

Lorelei paused for a minute, and glanced across the street. Ms Patty was staring down a young man desire in her eyes. He was walking in fast pace, she was following quickly, he broke into a run, and Ms. Patty followed.

Kirk was on the other side of the street with his megaphone, attempting to direct traffic.

"Alright you convinced me."

A/N: Wusup people? Feedback would be greatly appreciated, you know just so I know im not writing to no one. (:

-slim