Ch 7. the rich life ( wow 7 chapters already)
OKAY here we are at the next chapter, uhm i got nothing to say, enjoy -
*** At Trunks new house - now to be called big ass house
Bra and Goten had been impressed by the big ass house but not nearly as much as Pan had been. Trunks had let everybody in and was giving the Grande Tour.
" And this room is made enitirly out of candy, go on take a bite!" Trunks said tapping his cane on a nearby tree and giving them all a sparkling smile. Immediatly Goten began devouring the plant, but Bra and Pans attention had ben stolen away by the oopma loopmps who were skipping around across the chocolate river.
" Trunks this is getting werd" Bra said as the oopma loopmas started to strip down and jump into the chocolate river where they proceeded to wrestle.
Trunks took off his top hat and threw it on the ground angrily " YOU DON'T LIKE MY OOPMA LOOMPAS?! EVERYONE LOVES MY OOPMPA LOOMPAS! I JUST CAN'T PLEASE YOU BRA! " With that he marched out of the room throwing down his cane as well and taking off his coat that had a long tail on it while mumbling. Every one followed him out of the room with confused looks on their faces.
" sorry guys, lets not bring that up again. here, we can go to the baths now." Trunks said now leading them down some stone stairs that were lit by burning lanterns.
" Oh this is pretty, I didn't see this before, then again, I dind't see the oopma loompa room either ... " Pan said thinkng.
" I thougt we wern't going to bring that up again " Trunks said throwing her a look.
" OH sorry! WOW! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL TRUNKS! I FEEL LIKE CEASAR!" Pan said as she caught sight of a large stone room with stone pillars holding up the ceiling. There was one large swimming pool sized bath with hot water and bubble bath in it. there were also smaller beths around that were also filled with hot water. Plants were scattered around, and the room was also lit with lanterns like the ones on the stairs.
" Yah man , you really went all out with this! It's just like in my latin book!" Bra said stripping down.
" Actually this came with the house, can I be Crassus?" Trunks said also stripping down ( not naked ok? underwear.)
"Yah man! Pans Ceasar your Crassus and I'll be Spartacus! " Bra said dticking her toe into the hot water, which Pan was already floating around in drinking wine.
" What about me?" Goten said looking hurt as he stood on the tiles as everyone else swam around drinking wine and eating grapes.
" Oh Goten! you can be Benvolio!" Bra said jumping out and pulling him into the pool with all his clothes on.
" Whos Benvolio?" Goten said, but everyone just rolled their eyes and shoved grapes in their mouths, not wanting to be an outsider, goten did the same and pretended he had been kidding.
" oh ceasar!" said spartacas
" OH SPARTACUS!" said ceasar
"OHHHHHH! CRAAAAASUS!" said crassus " OHHHH, wait thats me .."
everybody started laughing at trunks who turned red and dunked under water.
( A/n - ok to any of you who are reading this and do not know me personally, this scene was a sort of inside joke with my friends, as was the cauliflower thing. sorry if your confused or feel left out, but i think you can enjoy this play on historical figueres anyways. we saw the spartacus movie and Romeo and Juliet in school, good times. )
*** immense kitchen at the big ass house
Pan and the others had had their fun for the night and were sitting on stools that were at an island in the kitchen ( you know those lil counter thangs). They were talking ( or more complaining really) about their lives, mainly their love lives.
" I totally love my social life!" Bra said enthusiastically. " all the guys and all the parties! who needs to settle down when you can have threesomes every weekend already!" Everyone rolled their eyes at Bra, who winked.
" I hate my life. period. " Pan said " never mid my social life! i can't do shit anyways, no time to worry about people when your failing everything!" she complained, but with good reason
" we know pan! we already worked that out, what about me? Marrons a frigid bitch! I gotta lose that ditzy daisy drapery!" Goten said yelling. ( did i say he was single or had a gf before? sorry if i'm contradicting myself) " maybe I could turn our lives into a soap opera, that would be cool!"
" Thats not very nice to marron" said no one imparticular
" Yah but she deserves it!" goten said scrunching up his face and shaking his fist.
" ok enouigh about marron, we all hate her. I need to talk about my boyfriend, josh hartnet. see he's starting to get on my nerves with all his porno shoots. i don't know how much longer i can take this. " Trunks said feeling up his man boobs. oh did i mention trunks is gay? sorry if i forgot that. Pan is a hermaphhrodite. ha ha juct kidding i wouldn't do that to you guys. none of this paragraph is true, lets try again shall we?
" man girls suck. my secretaries just arn't cutting it anymore, i think its time i hired some new ones." Trunks said scrating his crotch.
" Trunks! i'm your secretary" Bra said fuming
" oh Bra, you know what kind of secretaries i mean, the ones on the night shift .... " trunks said looking at her meaningfully.
" oh i see. how come you never put me on night shift?" bra said smiling, totally not getting it. everybody groaned and Bra laughed " ha ha ha I wa kidding of course! " she sweat dropped and everyone knew she was lying, of course.
" Trunks you shouldn't use your secretaries like that" Pan said, feeling a bit uncomfdurable, and wishing she was as naive as bra.
" ohhh, is that what you mean?! eww i don't want the night shift! he's my brother!" Bra said realizing the truth. " oh shes right trunks, thats not good at all!"
" Yah i know i know! i don't do it that often! plus no girl takes me seriously anyways, its always for money and/or my great sex." Trunks said.
" Damn straignt man! I know how your feeling! thats exactly how it is with marron!" Goten butted in!
" Goten dude! no its not! you dont know what your talking about! your poor, and not a sex god. Marron is just a bitch, she dosn't use you! there is nothing to use you for!" Trunks yelled, totally bitching out Goten. He was pissed ~ why is everybody being so touchy about this damn it this bites~
" ok man, back off, maybe I should go" Goten said backing away
" yah maybe you should" Trunks said with a glare, he was in a bad mood now.
" Trunks thats so mean! if Goten is leaving so am I!" Bra said walking over to him.
" Yah now whos being a bitch Goten? cheating on your girlfriend, she should break up with you! and with my sister! get outa here!" Trunks said his anger rising for no apparent reason except that he kept thinking of all his failed secretary relations.
Pan was sitting their bewildered, she had never seen this side of Trunks before. ~ he is so short tempered, and whats up with him and all these secrataries, he's obviously not kidding or he wouldn't be so mad.~ Pan was so lost in her thoughts that she was sitting their silent.
" bye Trunks, I hate when you get like this. c'mon Bra lets go" Goten said, giving Trunks a sad look. and leaving
annnnnd ... scene!
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man i'm so weird, one minute their partying hardy with julius caesar, then the next trunks is being an ass holio! well, the story has to have some plot, and i'm pretty much making this up as i go along. hee hee. i have a few ideas though, dun worry it will all pull together in the end. i wanted a little seriousness yah know, just here and their, i'll probly just make the whole thing into a joke later. oh well i hope you liked it, lemme know! really! even if you didn't ! tell me or else ill just keep displeasing you! love ya'll
~ cherry
OKAY here we are at the next chapter, uhm i got nothing to say, enjoy -
*** At Trunks new house - now to be called big ass house
Bra and Goten had been impressed by the big ass house but not nearly as much as Pan had been. Trunks had let everybody in and was giving the Grande Tour.
" And this room is made enitirly out of candy, go on take a bite!" Trunks said tapping his cane on a nearby tree and giving them all a sparkling smile. Immediatly Goten began devouring the plant, but Bra and Pans attention had ben stolen away by the oopma loopmps who were skipping around across the chocolate river.
" Trunks this is getting werd" Bra said as the oopma loopmas started to strip down and jump into the chocolate river where they proceeded to wrestle.
Trunks took off his top hat and threw it on the ground angrily " YOU DON'T LIKE MY OOPMA LOOMPAS?! EVERYONE LOVES MY OOPMPA LOOMPAS! I JUST CAN'T PLEASE YOU BRA! " With that he marched out of the room throwing down his cane as well and taking off his coat that had a long tail on it while mumbling. Every one followed him out of the room with confused looks on their faces.
" sorry guys, lets not bring that up again. here, we can go to the baths now." Trunks said now leading them down some stone stairs that were lit by burning lanterns.
" Oh this is pretty, I didn't see this before, then again, I dind't see the oopma loompa room either ... " Pan said thinkng.
" I thougt we wern't going to bring that up again " Trunks said throwing her a look.
" OH sorry! WOW! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL TRUNKS! I FEEL LIKE CEASAR!" Pan said as she caught sight of a large stone room with stone pillars holding up the ceiling. There was one large swimming pool sized bath with hot water and bubble bath in it. there were also smaller beths around that were also filled with hot water. Plants were scattered around, and the room was also lit with lanterns like the ones on the stairs.
" Yah man , you really went all out with this! It's just like in my latin book!" Bra said stripping down.
" Actually this came with the house, can I be Crassus?" Trunks said also stripping down ( not naked ok? underwear.)
"Yah man! Pans Ceasar your Crassus and I'll be Spartacus! " Bra said dticking her toe into the hot water, which Pan was already floating around in drinking wine.
" What about me?" Goten said looking hurt as he stood on the tiles as everyone else swam around drinking wine and eating grapes.
" Oh Goten! you can be Benvolio!" Bra said jumping out and pulling him into the pool with all his clothes on.
" Whos Benvolio?" Goten said, but everyone just rolled their eyes and shoved grapes in their mouths, not wanting to be an outsider, goten did the same and pretended he had been kidding.
" oh ceasar!" said spartacas
" OH SPARTACUS!" said ceasar
"OHHHHHH! CRAAAAASUS!" said crassus " OHHHH, wait thats me .."
everybody started laughing at trunks who turned red and dunked under water.
( A/n - ok to any of you who are reading this and do not know me personally, this scene was a sort of inside joke with my friends, as was the cauliflower thing. sorry if your confused or feel left out, but i think you can enjoy this play on historical figueres anyways. we saw the spartacus movie and Romeo and Juliet in school, good times. )
*** immense kitchen at the big ass house
Pan and the others had had their fun for the night and were sitting on stools that were at an island in the kitchen ( you know those lil counter thangs). They were talking ( or more complaining really) about their lives, mainly their love lives.
" I totally love my social life!" Bra said enthusiastically. " all the guys and all the parties! who needs to settle down when you can have threesomes every weekend already!" Everyone rolled their eyes at Bra, who winked.
" I hate my life. period. " Pan said " never mid my social life! i can't do shit anyways, no time to worry about people when your failing everything!" she complained, but with good reason
" we know pan! we already worked that out, what about me? Marrons a frigid bitch! I gotta lose that ditzy daisy drapery!" Goten said yelling. ( did i say he was single or had a gf before? sorry if i'm contradicting myself) " maybe I could turn our lives into a soap opera, that would be cool!"
" Thats not very nice to marron" said no one imparticular
" Yah but she deserves it!" goten said scrunching up his face and shaking his fist.
" ok enouigh about marron, we all hate her. I need to talk about my boyfriend, josh hartnet. see he's starting to get on my nerves with all his porno shoots. i don't know how much longer i can take this. " Trunks said feeling up his man boobs. oh did i mention trunks is gay? sorry if i forgot that. Pan is a hermaphhrodite. ha ha juct kidding i wouldn't do that to you guys. none of this paragraph is true, lets try again shall we?
" man girls suck. my secretaries just arn't cutting it anymore, i think its time i hired some new ones." Trunks said scrating his crotch.
" Trunks! i'm your secretary" Bra said fuming
" oh Bra, you know what kind of secretaries i mean, the ones on the night shift .... " trunks said looking at her meaningfully.
" oh i see. how come you never put me on night shift?" bra said smiling, totally not getting it. everybody groaned and Bra laughed " ha ha ha I wa kidding of course! " she sweat dropped and everyone knew she was lying, of course.
" Trunks you shouldn't use your secretaries like that" Pan said, feeling a bit uncomfdurable, and wishing she was as naive as bra.
" ohhh, is that what you mean?! eww i don't want the night shift! he's my brother!" Bra said realizing the truth. " oh shes right trunks, thats not good at all!"
" Yah i know i know! i don't do it that often! plus no girl takes me seriously anyways, its always for money and/or my great sex." Trunks said.
" Damn straignt man! I know how your feeling! thats exactly how it is with marron!" Goten butted in!
" Goten dude! no its not! you dont know what your talking about! your poor, and not a sex god. Marron is just a bitch, she dosn't use you! there is nothing to use you for!" Trunks yelled, totally bitching out Goten. He was pissed ~ why is everybody being so touchy about this damn it this bites~
" ok man, back off, maybe I should go" Goten said backing away
" yah maybe you should" Trunks said with a glare, he was in a bad mood now.
" Trunks thats so mean! if Goten is leaving so am I!" Bra said walking over to him.
" Yah now whos being a bitch Goten? cheating on your girlfriend, she should break up with you! and with my sister! get outa here!" Trunks said his anger rising for no apparent reason except that he kept thinking of all his failed secretary relations.
Pan was sitting their bewildered, she had never seen this side of Trunks before. ~ he is so short tempered, and whats up with him and all these secrataries, he's obviously not kidding or he wouldn't be so mad.~ Pan was so lost in her thoughts that she was sitting their silent.
" bye Trunks, I hate when you get like this. c'mon Bra lets go" Goten said, giving Trunks a sad look. and leaving
annnnnd ... scene!
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man i'm so weird, one minute their partying hardy with julius caesar, then the next trunks is being an ass holio! well, the story has to have some plot, and i'm pretty much making this up as i go along. hee hee. i have a few ideas though, dun worry it will all pull together in the end. i wanted a little seriousness yah know, just here and their, i'll probly just make the whole thing into a joke later. oh well i hope you liked it, lemme know! really! even if you didn't ! tell me or else ill just keep displeasing you! love ya'll
~ cherry