Tasukete!
(a.k.a. Pebbles and Tsuki go to Hogwarts)
By Pebbles (Tennyo Yurika Kei) and TsukinoDeynatsu (Tamashii Tsukino Deynatsu)
Warning: This story is littered with Japanese phrases. There will be a section at the end of each chapter with the translations.
Authors' Notes:
Firstly - Harry Potter belongs to neither Pebbles nor Tsuki. This story was written for 3 main reasons - 1) for the hell of it, 2) We like Harry Potter! and 3) to see what would happen to Malfoy if Tsuki went to Hogwarts (Tsuki: Run and hid, cherub..... Oh, isn't he just the cutest!! *eyes glint evilly*)
Secondly, uhm, is there a secondly? Yeah! This is our first Harry Potter fanfiction so some of the characters may be a little OOC (Tsuki: Malfoy will be ALOT OOC.. At least when I'm through with him. ^_^)(Pebbles: Oh God... If you really do exist, help him now.)(Tsuki: DON'T RUIN MY FUN, KEI-CHAN! ;_; *sulks*) and don't be too hard on us!
Chapter Two - Ohayou!
(a.k.a. Good Morning!)
"God, they look like *hell*," Hermione whispered, nodding towards the Slytherin table - more specifically, the Slytherin 5th year girls. Harry nodded in agreement before turning back to Hedwig, who was currently stealing his breakfast.
"Like they didn't before," Ron smirked.
Hermione looked towards the new girl, who looked just as bad as the others. "But she looks like hell too, and she was quite pretty." Ron grunted in response.
"Weren't there two of them?" Harry asked through a mouthful of oatmeal. He swallowed it, then turned back to Hedwig, gently stroking her feathers. "Yurika and what's her name, Tsukino - Where's the other one?"
"So you're interested in 'em then?" Fred, Ron's older brother, leaned over Hermione and grinned at Harry. "Pretty, ain't they?"
Harry, Ron and Hermione choked. "WHAT?!"
George grinned and pointed towards the door. "Harry, your girlfriend's here."
More choking ensued.
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Fred and George had gotten one thing right, though - Tsukino had picked that moment to enter the hall and bounce up to the Slytherin table. Standing behind her seat, she bowed to the girls and cried "Ohayou Gozaimasu!!!" cheerily.
Said girls glared at her.
"Anou..." Tsukino cautiously sat down opposite Yurika, worried about the looks she was getting. Turning to her friend, she shrunk back even more into her seat. "Yurika-chan? Daijoubu desu ka?"
Yurika currently had her head on her plate, asleep on the table.
Tsukino sweatdropped and turned to the other girls. "Minna-chan, did you sleep well?"
The girl nearest to her stood up and jabbed a finger at Tsukino's chest. "Do you THINK we slept well? You only woke us up 50 times!!"
Tsukino sweatdropped again. "I only did that twice!!"
The girls coughed collectively and the hall fell silent. It wasn't everyday that you got to see Slytherins bashing the hell outta each other in public, after all.
The girl stared at her for a minute, before grabbing her collar. "You little brat, listen to me. If you EVER do that again, don't expect to survive, you hear me??"
Tsukino nodded and grinned. "Wakari mashiitaaaaaaaaa, oniiiiiiiii-chaaaaaaaaan!" The girl blinked at her, momentarily taken aback.
Tsukino smiled cutely at her and disappeared.
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"Oi, Yurika, wake up!" Yurika was woken by the rough shaking of her shoulder, and sighed. She'd been having a nice dream... "Where the hell did Tamashii go?!!"
Yurika blinked. "doko ni, Valgaav-sama? ikanaide..."
The Slytherin girl blinked, then slapped her across the face. "WAKE *UP*!!"
Of course, this little 'occurance' still hadn't lost any interest from the students.
Yurika sighed. "What is it?"
"Where the HELL did Tamashii go?"
She blinked. "Tsuki-chan? Just listen for the loudest voice, baka."
And with that she promptly put her head back on her plate and fell asleep, leaving some very confused Slytherin girls to remain confused.
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Tsukino was, as it happened, currently sitting opposite George Weasely on the Gryffindor table. Said George Weasely - actually, his twin brother Fred, Lee Jordan, Harry Potter, Ron Weasely and Hermione Granger included - were all extremely confused.
"HOW did you DO that!?" Fred leaned over his brother and stared at her. "No-one our age can Apparate!"
Tsukino blinked. "Apparate?"
Hermione blinked. "What you just did," she explained.
Tsukino grinned. "Miko no chikara. Miko power. Spiritual energy is faaaaar easier to control than that silly magic, and there's nothing regulating it, either." Her grin widened as she said the last part, obviously relishing the possibilities open to her in this miko-free world.
Fred, George and Lee stared at her. "No regulation?"
"Don't get any ideas, you two."
"Aw, but Hermione, we'd only ask her to do a few things.."
"No! It's ILLEGAL!"
Tsukino stared at the three boys. "You know, you're much more fun than those Slytherins..." She grinned suddenly. "Well, maybe onee-chan is a little bit more amusing."
Harry looked up. "Onee-chan?"
"The one with the weird hair and funny face colours."
Ron blinked. "*Who*?"
Tsukino shrugged. "I dunno his name."
"She means Malfoy," Hermione spoke up. She was still sulking from being ignored earlier, but couldn't resist answering stupid questions. "He seemed rather disturbed by her."
Tsukino grinned again. "I know."
"I see possibilities here," Ron said, rubbing his hands together with glee. "Harry, I think Malfoy just might be in for it this year!"
"Malfoy?"
Hermione looked at her pointedly. "Draco Malfoy, that 'onee-chan' you were talking about."
"Ohhhhhhh... so *that's* his name!" Tsukino turned to face Yurika, who was now wide awake. "Nee, Kei-no-onee-chan!!! Onee-chan no namae wa Draco Malfoy desu wa!!" Yurika stared at her for a moment, before bursting into laughter.
"ii desu yo, Tsuki-chan. dare ga ii mashita ka?"
Tsukino smiled. "Hermione-chan," she said, before turning back to Fred and George. "Now, about those favours..."
Suddenly, Ron leaned forward and tapped her shoulder. "Uhm, Tsukino, you've got company..." The 5th year Slytherin girls were making their way over to the Gryffindor table with murderous looks on their faces - each of the looks directed at Tsukino.
Tsukino smiled brightly at them. "hai, onee-chan-tachi?"
The girls blinked at her. "English."
"Yes?"
The girl from before grabbed her by the collar again. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, SITTING WITH *GRYFFINDORS*!!! YOU *DON'T* SIT WITH YOUR ENEMIES!!!"
Tsukino blinked. "So I can't be friends with them??"
"NO!!!!!"
Harry, Ron, Fred, George and Lee all stood up. "Don't tell her what to do!!!" Ron yelled, drawing his wand.
The Slytherin girls all drew their wands and pointed them at the boys. The leader smirked. "So, you'll fight girls now, huh?"
Ron flushed, uncertain as to whether he should use his wand or not. Finally, Hermione stood up and drew her own. "I'll do it."
The lead girl smirked. "You hardly know her, and yet you're willing to die for her?"
Yurika appeared beside her. "What, you know the death curse? Can you teach me?" The lead girl sweatdropped.
The other Slytherin girls all pointed their wands at Hermione, who looked determined. In fact, the only people who *didn't* have specific looks on their faces were Yurika, who appeared quite calm - as if this happened everyday (which it probably did), and Tsukino, who, despite being held in the air by her collar, seemed unaffected.
Of course, she was glowing with a bright white light, it was just nobody but Yurika had noticed it yet.
"ii desu yo, Hermione-chan. I'll do it," she said suddenly. Yurika lost a bit of her cool.
"But it's against the rules!!"
Tsukino grinned. "So?" She flashed once and appeared just in front of the Slytherin girl, then transferred her light to her. She paused a moment, watching her face happily as it turned several interesting shades of blue, and then:
"OSUWARIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*SLAM*
The girl met the floor.
The hall erupted in cheers and applause as the Slytherins grabbed their leader and ran back to their table, leaving Yurika and Tsukino alone by the Gryffindors.
Said Gryffindors were ecstatic. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!???????"
Yurika grinned. "Sore wa himitsu desu!"
Hermione blinked once at her, then turned to Tsukino. "HOW did you get into Slytherin???"
Tsukino grinned and sat down again. "I wanted to be with nee-chan! He was the most interesting person here!"
Yurika coughed. "I had to control her." Tsukino nodded happily as Yurika headed back toward the Slytherin table.
Suddenly, a dark, omnious shadow loomed over her plate, and she looked up. "anou.. hai?"
Snape glared at her. "You did a *fine* job of that, didn't you Tamashii?" He growled at her, then turned over to Yurika. "And *who* was supposed to control her?"
Yurika shrugged and turned back to her food. The hall gasped.
Tsukino looked up at the Professor and radiated an aura of innocence, that was possibly a little *too* innocent to be believable. "But you love me, don't you Snape-sama? So you're not going to punish me, are you?" She smiled happily.
Snape started choking.
Everybody else burst into peals of laughter - oh, except the Slytherin table. They didn't seem too impressed - Yurika maybe because she'd seen it a thousand times before, even though she was grinning - and were ignoring the goings on, although a few were telling him to give her a detention.
He took their advice. "DETENTION AT MIDNIGHT IN MY OFFICE!!" He barked.
Tsukino smiled even *more* cutely at him and folded her hands in her lap. Something about that smile was unnerving, though... "You *trust* me in your office at the dead of night? I'm flattered Snape-chan, but really, in public??"
Snape spluttered, coughed and choked all at the same time before turning around and stalking away (you couldn't really tell he was sulking, he usually stalked anyway - Harry was his favourite victim). Catching a glimpse of Yurika from the corner of his eye, he turned and barked at her, "YOU! DETENTION TOO! SAME TIME, SAME PLACE!" before resuming his 'walk' across the hall.
Yurika sighed. "Yes sir..."
Tsukino's happy cry resounded throughout the hall. "YAY!!! THREESOME!!!"
"..........." The hall took a moment to process this, before erupting into peals of laughter.
Exit one very red Snape, leaving behind him a hall full of laughing, triumphant students - oh, except Yurika, who was choking on her cornflakes. Even *that* had been new to her.
Tsukino just grinned and turned back to George. "WHERE were we? Oh right, favours, now, what would you like me to..." She caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of her eye. "Ack, got to go - Ja mata, ne?"
With the speed of light, she raced across the room and attached herself firmly to Malfoy's neck. "WAI! WAI!! ONEE-CHAN!!!"
Malfoy, however, didn't seem as excited to see her. In fact, his face was turning several shades of blue and purple - though whether this was from lack of air or just from seeing *her* again was unknown. Maybe it was a mixture of both.
Madam Pomfrey had a lot of students that day asking for something to heal the stitches in their sides.
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Japanese Phrases / Words
ohayou gozaimasu = Polite way of saying "good morning"
anou = "Uhm..."
daijoubu desu ka? = Are you okay?
wakari mashita = "Got it!" / "I understand!"
onii = Older brother
doko ni = Where is/are ? (so doko ni Valgaav-sama would be 'where are you, Valgaav-sama?')
ikanaide = Please don't go
baka = idiot
onee = Older sister
nee = Hey, Listen
onee-chan no namae wa Draco Malfoy desu wa! = Onee-chan's name is Draco Malfoy!
ii desu yo = That's good
dare ga ii mashita ka? = Who told you?
hai, onee-chan-tachi? = Yes, onee-chan and co.?
osuwari! = Sit! (as in a dog - yup, we're both BIG fans of Inuyasha! ^^)
sore wa himitsu desu = That is a secret (big Slayers fans too)
nee = Less formal way of saying "onee"
ja mata, ne? = See you later, okay?
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