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WARNING Story has been bumped to PG-13 for things included in this episode, such as drinking, etc..
Disclaimer Thingy:
Cloud, Cid, and the other guys don't belong to me. YMCA doesn't belong to me (the song). The lyrics
I made up do, but not the song itself (refer to Episode Two for lyrics). Actually, about nothing in these stories
belongs to me. Sad, huh? I also make no cash in doing this, blah blah blah...
Please Read/Review, peeps, and remember;
Reviews are nice,
Answers are, too.
But if you flame this story,
It's the 'Hall of Flame' for you!
Bwahahahahahah!!
((Theme of YMCA plays as Skyship Highwind flies over the seas))
AND now, for the first-ever FOURTH EPISODE of..
{[Skyship ]-[ighwind]}
Between the Lines
Time:
After Weapon had been chased and pulverized hundreds upon thousands upon.. um... millions of times and FINALLY seemed to have stopped somewhere. And now, the ship was flying off to battle him!!! AND THANK YOU FOR THE EXCELLENT SUGGESTIONS ChibiDimensionGuardian ()!!!!!!!!!!!!! We love ya man!
CHAPTER SEVEN
Why Vampires Shouldn't Drink
It had been a very, long, tiresom day of training today. And everyone was exhausted. No, really, they were all sitting around on some couches that never appeared in the game out in the bridge. Except for Vincent, but he always stands in the corner anyway. "This is sooo dull.." Yuffie said irritably, before grabbing a brown sack as the Skyship rammed Ultima Weapon and shook violently. Cid was currently piloting, so he and his foul mouth weren't in the room at the time. Pity. Although they did hear quite a few shouts of "WHAT THE $(&@^ DID THAT @#$(*^@%&*( DO TO THE $&@^ SHIP!? CLOUD, TIFA, GET YOUR USELESS %#&*^$@*($^@(%^ OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!"
Cloud and Tifa looked at eachother, sighed miserably, and ran to the walkway that lead to the bridge, Tifa slipping her knuckles on and Cloud whipping out his best sword. "uuughhh, I hate airships.." Yuffie said miserably. Nanaki walked into the room, stretching, and sat down on one of the chairs. Cait Sith wasn't sitting; He still couldn't sit after being shot in the butt the other day, so he stood between a couple of chairs. "Where's Vincent?" Nanaki asked as Yuffie pulled her mouth away from the brown sack, pale as always. Barret sighed irritated. "How the %*^ should I know? Send Cait to look for his useless tail or somethin'."
Barret stood up and walked out of the room and into the break room. The three in the chairs back below sat patiently, bored. (except for Cait. who still had a bullet lodged up his.. you get the point. Don't ask how another one got there. You don't want to know.)
Suddenly, shouting could be heard above. "%*7 it, man! Gimme some of that, I need a drink too!" came Barret's voice, before there was a bit of struggle, followed by a bunch of gunshots. Barret dashed out of the room and practically jumped down the stairs to where the others were. Everyone stared at him. "What's wrong with you?" Yuffie asked, dearly glad the ship wasn't moving anymore. Barret made a rude gesture at the waiting room above. "That %*^@ vampire drank all the wine!" he said angrily. Everyone stared at him blankly as a gunshot fired and a bullet richochet off the walls. A red figure leapt over the rails and landed without a sound below, gun pointed at Barret. Yuffie looked irritably at both of them. "Barret, you should've known better than to shoot at a drunk man." she sighed. "Trust me, I've done it before." Suddenly, the ship shook as Ultima fired a blast at the trio fighting him. Yuffie ran into the bathroom as everone else stood far, far away from Vincent and Barret, who were now shooting and dodging eachother. Boy is it a good thing Aeris wasn't there!
After Several Hours Passed, Cloud, Cid, and Tifa walked in. "What the %*#^ happened here!?" Cid shouted as he saw Barret on the floor, out cold. Nanaki poked his head from behind a couch. "Well... Vincent got a little drunk.." said the lion.
"What?!" the three fighters said in unison.
"Yeah, and right now he's in the bathroom." the lion said. Yuffie walked out of the nearby bathroom, holding a fresh paper bag. "Yeesh, and I thought I was weak-stomached." she said, sitting down on one of the couches, using Barret as a footrest. Cloud and Tifa sat on the couch next to her. Cid walked up the stairs and into the waiting room.
Vincent walked out of the bathroom, walking over to a corner as usual. Although most everyone on the skyship didn't know this, he was quite pale under the cloak, and had a throbbing headache. Boy, don'tcha just hate drinkin too much? Suddenly, a vocie shouted out, echoing throughout the hallways. "WHO THE $@%^( DRANK ALL THE %^@$^*@&^$*@&% ALCHOHOL!!??!?!" he yelled, jumping out of the break room and down the stairs, lance in hand. Everyone jumped up and ran for their lifes.. Except for Barret, who was still out cold.
Another average day on the Skyship.
CHAPTER EIGHT
Why You Don't Fight Superpowerful Thingamajigs That Breath Underwater And
Stop You And Shoot You With Big Emerald Beam Thingies Or Giant Red Thingies
That Slap You Silly With One Hit
(ok so the title is too long, so sue me..)
time:
Same as always; After killing Ultimate Weapon, the group now decides
that fighting the other Weapons will come in handy. However, they're in for
the worst two fights of their life....
Everyone climbs into their favorite little sub and dive underwater - twenty minutes
later, Cait breaks into a song..
"We're all in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
A-"
"SHUT UP CAIT!!" everyone else shouted. Cait cowered..
About five minutes later..
"Hey, what th'heck is THAT piece of junk?" Barret said, pointing at the large
screen that showed what was in front of them; There was a huge green.. thing..
slowly coming towards them..
"IT'S GONNA KILL US!! IT'S GONNA KILL US, IT'S GUNNA KILL USS!!!!" screamed
Cait before Vincent shot him between the eyes.
"I hate stuffed animals.." muttered the vampire as Yuffie giggled a bit.
"So, who's gonna take him?" Nanaki asked. Vincent stretched. "I haven't
fought in ages.. Count me in."
Yuffie jumped up. "We're actually not in the skyship, I'm sure as heck gonna
fight!!"
Cloud nodded and got ready to jump out.. As Weapon slowly came to a stop, the
three agreed fighters leapt out of the sub to fight. And then...
SMASH!
Weapon stomped all of them with one hearty stomp.
Ten minutes later..
Back on Skyship..
"Well, that didn't turn out well.." Cloud said, his arm in bandages. Yuffie was in
her usual part of the ship, airsick once more.. Vincent was resting up, who had covered
for Yuffie and been knocked out. And yet, half an hour later, Cloud, Cid, and Tifa were
back out in the sea to fight..
And, needless to say, all three were knocked out in the rest area of Skyship Highwind
from the fight..
The Next Day....
Everyone was sitting in the meeting room - The skyship was parked outside the
Golden Saucer's desert surroundings so Yuffie was there as well. "Alright, maybe we
should fight Ruby first.." Cloud said, sighing.
"I'll fight this time." Vincent said, standing up. "I feel up to the battle today.."
And so the Skyship flew up into the air. Cid dropped off Cloud ("I'm the leader, so I
have to go no matter what."), Vincent, and Yuffie ("YOU AIN'T LEAVIN ME BEHIND ON THIS
CRUDDY SHIP VINCENT VALENTINE!!").
The three fighters landed in the sand as Ruby Weapon shot out of the ground.
((And now, good people, I do what I do best.... FIGHT SCENE!!))
The battle began as Ruby roared, jabbing its claw at the group. Cloud and Tifa jumped over it,
Vincent rolling under it and firing an array of deathblow shots at RW, doing no damage whatsoever. And then suddenly, the sand from underneath Vincent's feet began swirling into a whirlpool, sucking him under like quicksand as the spiral faded. Cloud yelled and summoned Ultima, which fired off in an
awesome green blast, doing... nothing. He too was consumed by the sand. The beast then slapped Tifa to the ground before digging its claws into the sand, two tendrils sprouting behind her. She healed herself, right before Ruby casted Ultima and finished her off....
((Prologue))
((In The Highwind))
"%*@#, this %@*&s!" Cid yelled. "I say we go kick Seph's %@&*^ $@^$*@%!!" Everyone
looked back and forth, before Cait yelled out excitedly. "HEY!! I just bought the player's guide for
this game!! Cloud, you and Tifa are about Lv. 65 now, so Seph will be easier to kill!!!" Everyone
cheered... Find out what happens next in the next issue of this stupidily plotless jumble
of meaningless pointless sentances phrases and words all compiled together in an annoyingly
stupid way to form the humorous and insanely idiotic series based on the game Final Fantasy 7 and featuring sentences so long it's annoying entitled...
[{-SKYSHIP HIGHWIND-]}
[{-Between the Lines-}]
WARNING!
Next episode will contain spoilers, and although Seph is quite the wuss once you're Lv. 65
or above, I just felt like forewarning you so as not to ruin the game ~_~ Adios muchachos.
WARNING Story has been bumped to PG-13 for things included in this episode, such as drinking, etc..
Disclaimer Thingy:
Cloud, Cid, and the other guys don't belong to me. YMCA doesn't belong to me (the song). The lyrics
I made up do, but not the song itself (refer to Episode Two for lyrics). Actually, about nothing in these stories
belongs to me. Sad, huh? I also make no cash in doing this, blah blah blah...
Please Read/Review, peeps, and remember;
Reviews are nice,
Answers are, too.
But if you flame this story,
It's the 'Hall of Flame' for you!
Bwahahahahahah!!
((Theme of YMCA plays as Skyship Highwind flies over the seas))
AND now, for the first-ever FOURTH EPISODE of..
{[Skyship ]-[ighwind]}
Between the Lines
Time:
After Weapon had been chased and pulverized hundreds upon thousands upon.. um... millions of times and FINALLY seemed to have stopped somewhere. And now, the ship was flying off to battle him!!! AND THANK YOU FOR THE EXCELLENT SUGGESTIONS ChibiDimensionGuardian ()!!!!!!!!!!!!! We love ya man!
CHAPTER SEVEN
Why Vampires Shouldn't Drink
It had been a very, long, tiresom day of training today. And everyone was exhausted. No, really, they were all sitting around on some couches that never appeared in the game out in the bridge. Except for Vincent, but he always stands in the corner anyway. "This is sooo dull.." Yuffie said irritably, before grabbing a brown sack as the Skyship rammed Ultima Weapon and shook violently. Cid was currently piloting, so he and his foul mouth weren't in the room at the time. Pity. Although they did hear quite a few shouts of "WHAT THE $(&@^ DID THAT @#$(*^@%&*( DO TO THE $&@^ SHIP!? CLOUD, TIFA, GET YOUR USELESS %#&*^$@*($^@(%^ OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!"
Cloud and Tifa looked at eachother, sighed miserably, and ran to the walkway that lead to the bridge, Tifa slipping her knuckles on and Cloud whipping out his best sword. "uuughhh, I hate airships.." Yuffie said miserably. Nanaki walked into the room, stretching, and sat down on one of the chairs. Cait Sith wasn't sitting; He still couldn't sit after being shot in the butt the other day, so he stood between a couple of chairs. "Where's Vincent?" Nanaki asked as Yuffie pulled her mouth away from the brown sack, pale as always. Barret sighed irritated. "How the %*^ should I know? Send Cait to look for his useless tail or somethin'."
Barret stood up and walked out of the room and into the break room. The three in the chairs back below sat patiently, bored. (except for Cait. who still had a bullet lodged up his.. you get the point. Don't ask how another one got there. You don't want to know.)
Suddenly, shouting could be heard above. "%*7 it, man! Gimme some of that, I need a drink too!" came Barret's voice, before there was a bit of struggle, followed by a bunch of gunshots. Barret dashed out of the room and practically jumped down the stairs to where the others were. Everyone stared at him. "What's wrong with you?" Yuffie asked, dearly glad the ship wasn't moving anymore. Barret made a rude gesture at the waiting room above. "That %*^@ vampire drank all the wine!" he said angrily. Everyone stared at him blankly as a gunshot fired and a bullet richochet off the walls. A red figure leapt over the rails and landed without a sound below, gun pointed at Barret. Yuffie looked irritably at both of them. "Barret, you should've known better than to shoot at a drunk man." she sighed. "Trust me, I've done it before." Suddenly, the ship shook as Ultima fired a blast at the trio fighting him. Yuffie ran into the bathroom as everone else stood far, far away from Vincent and Barret, who were now shooting and dodging eachother. Boy is it a good thing Aeris wasn't there!
After Several Hours Passed, Cloud, Cid, and Tifa walked in. "What the %*#^ happened here!?" Cid shouted as he saw Barret on the floor, out cold. Nanaki poked his head from behind a couch. "Well... Vincent got a little drunk.." said the lion.
"What?!" the three fighters said in unison.
"Yeah, and right now he's in the bathroom." the lion said. Yuffie walked out of the nearby bathroom, holding a fresh paper bag. "Yeesh, and I thought I was weak-stomached." she said, sitting down on one of the couches, using Barret as a footrest. Cloud and Tifa sat on the couch next to her. Cid walked up the stairs and into the waiting room.
Vincent walked out of the bathroom, walking over to a corner as usual. Although most everyone on the skyship didn't know this, he was quite pale under the cloak, and had a throbbing headache. Boy, don'tcha just hate drinkin too much? Suddenly, a vocie shouted out, echoing throughout the hallways. "WHO THE $@%^( DRANK ALL THE %^@$^*@&^$*@&% ALCHOHOL!!??!?!" he yelled, jumping out of the break room and down the stairs, lance in hand. Everyone jumped up and ran for their lifes.. Except for Barret, who was still out cold.
Another average day on the Skyship.
CHAPTER EIGHT
Why You Don't Fight Superpowerful Thingamajigs That Breath Underwater And
Stop You And Shoot You With Big Emerald Beam Thingies Or Giant Red Thingies
That Slap You Silly With One Hit
(ok so the title is too long, so sue me..)
time:
Same as always; After killing Ultimate Weapon, the group now decides
that fighting the other Weapons will come in handy. However, they're in for
the worst two fights of their life....
Everyone climbs into their favorite little sub and dive underwater - twenty minutes
later, Cait breaks into a song..
"We're all in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
A-"
"SHUT UP CAIT!!" everyone else shouted. Cait cowered..
About five minutes later..
"Hey, what th'heck is THAT piece of junk?" Barret said, pointing at the large
screen that showed what was in front of them; There was a huge green.. thing..
slowly coming towards them..
"IT'S GONNA KILL US!! IT'S GONNA KILL US, IT'S GUNNA KILL USS!!!!" screamed
Cait before Vincent shot him between the eyes.
"I hate stuffed animals.." muttered the vampire as Yuffie giggled a bit.
"So, who's gonna take him?" Nanaki asked. Vincent stretched. "I haven't
fought in ages.. Count me in."
Yuffie jumped up. "We're actually not in the skyship, I'm sure as heck gonna
fight!!"
Cloud nodded and got ready to jump out.. As Weapon slowly came to a stop, the
three agreed fighters leapt out of the sub to fight. And then...
SMASH!
Weapon stomped all of them with one hearty stomp.
Ten minutes later..
Back on Skyship..
"Well, that didn't turn out well.." Cloud said, his arm in bandages. Yuffie was in
her usual part of the ship, airsick once more.. Vincent was resting up, who had covered
for Yuffie and been knocked out. And yet, half an hour later, Cloud, Cid, and Tifa were
back out in the sea to fight..
And, needless to say, all three were knocked out in the rest area of Skyship Highwind
from the fight..
The Next Day....
Everyone was sitting in the meeting room - The skyship was parked outside the
Golden Saucer's desert surroundings so Yuffie was there as well. "Alright, maybe we
should fight Ruby first.." Cloud said, sighing.
"I'll fight this time." Vincent said, standing up. "I feel up to the battle today.."
And so the Skyship flew up into the air. Cid dropped off Cloud ("I'm the leader, so I
have to go no matter what."), Vincent, and Yuffie ("YOU AIN'T LEAVIN ME BEHIND ON THIS
CRUDDY SHIP VINCENT VALENTINE!!").
The three fighters landed in the sand as Ruby Weapon shot out of the ground.
((And now, good people, I do what I do best.... FIGHT SCENE!!))
The battle began as Ruby roared, jabbing its claw at the group. Cloud and Tifa jumped over it,
Vincent rolling under it and firing an array of deathblow shots at RW, doing no damage whatsoever. And then suddenly, the sand from underneath Vincent's feet began swirling into a whirlpool, sucking him under like quicksand as the spiral faded. Cloud yelled and summoned Ultima, which fired off in an
awesome green blast, doing... nothing. He too was consumed by the sand. The beast then slapped Tifa to the ground before digging its claws into the sand, two tendrils sprouting behind her. She healed herself, right before Ruby casted Ultima and finished her off....
((Prologue))
((In The Highwind))
"%*@#, this %@*&s!" Cid yelled. "I say we go kick Seph's %@&*^ $@^$*@%!!" Everyone
looked back and forth, before Cait yelled out excitedly. "HEY!! I just bought the player's guide for
this game!! Cloud, you and Tifa are about Lv. 65 now, so Seph will be easier to kill!!!" Everyone
cheered... Find out what happens next in the next issue of this stupidily plotless jumble
of meaningless pointless sentances phrases and words all compiled together in an annoyingly
stupid way to form the humorous and insanely idiotic series based on the game Final Fantasy 7 and featuring sentences so long it's annoying entitled...
[{-SKYSHIP HIGHWIND-]}
[{-Between the Lines-}]
WARNING!
Next episode will contain spoilers, and although Seph is quite the wuss once you're Lv. 65
or above, I just felt like forewarning you so as not to ruin the game ~_~ Adios muchachos.