This is mah lovely lil fic where I interview all the Jhonen Vasquez
characters. He is my idol. I admire him with every fiber of my being. But
that's just me, and I'm an idiot! It has much OOC-ness, insanity, gore and
language. If ya can't handle it, then leave. TA TA! For those of you that
managed to hang on until now. good for you! Let's get to the fic!
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF FLAN!
Moonie: HI! I'm Moonie, the host of this fic/show/whatever the hell ya want to call it! Today we'll be interviewing various characters from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac! And this is my co-host, Em!
Em: Hi! I wish to live in a dome, under the sea!
Moonie: Riiight.
Em: *giggle*
Moonie: Our first guest tonight is Johnny himself!
Audience: *Claps*
Johnny: *Is pushed into the room* Where am I?
Moonie: No time for your questions insolent being! We have some of our own!
Em: "We" being the selected panel of freakish people!
Moonie: *As Frau from Austin Powers* UNVEIL THE PANEL!
Panel: *Is unveiled*
Moonie: The panel consists of people I chose because I love them. I don't care who doesn't love them because I do!
Panel person #1: Shut up and introduce us.
Moonie: HUSH IMPERTINENT ONE! Ok, the panel consists of the four villains of my favorite anime series, Weiss kreuz! Schuldig, Crawford, Farfarello and Nagi! *Huggles the panel, cutting off their air supply*
Panel: Ack!
Moonie: Ok! On ta business! Welcome Johnny C.! How ya doin' today?
Johnny: Um. Ok, I guess. Why am I here?
Em: To answer stupid questions we ask you!
Johnny: Oh, ok then.
Moonie: First question.. Schu-Chan, you go first!
Schuldig: Schu-Chan? Wha-?
Moonie: ASK!
Schuldig: Ok, ok. Um.. Why do you kill people?
Johnny: Because, I hate people. Not any particular person, just people in general.
Em: Next question! Moonie?
Moonie: Ok. Schu-Chan? Can I wear your glasses?
Schuldig: No.
Moonie: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!?!?!?!
Schuldig: No.
Moonie: *Begins to cry* Pwease?
Schuldig: No.
Moonie: I give you lots of nicotine, alcohol and lots of um.. Other bad things.
Schuldig: DEAL!
Moonie: ^o^ Yay!
Crawford: When can we leave?
Em: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAhackcoughcoughchokeHAHAHAH!
Moonie: Ok. I have a question.. Johnny? Which knife is your favorite?
Farfarello: Knife?! GIMMIE!
Johnny: NO!
Farfarello: GIMMIE! Johnny: NO! Never!
Farfarello: *Begins to fight with Johnny for the knife* GIMMIE!!!
Moonie: Farfie! Johnny! Break it up! *Hands Farfie a knife* Now go and sit in the corner and play nice.
Em: I think that's all the time we have for today.
Moonie: NO! I loooooove mah show!
Nagi: Actually, it's not a show. Baka..
Moonie: Hey! It's a show if I want it to be!
Em: Ok! Bye! See ya next time on. Um. Wasstheshowcalledagain?
Moonie: Um. *Scrolls up* Oh there we go! See ya next time on: The Wonderful World of Flan!
Em: BYE!
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF FLAN!
Moonie: HI! I'm Moonie, the host of this fic/show/whatever the hell ya want to call it! Today we'll be interviewing various characters from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac! And this is my co-host, Em!
Em: Hi! I wish to live in a dome, under the sea!
Moonie: Riiight.
Em: *giggle*
Moonie: Our first guest tonight is Johnny himself!
Audience: *Claps*
Johnny: *Is pushed into the room* Where am I?
Moonie: No time for your questions insolent being! We have some of our own!
Em: "We" being the selected panel of freakish people!
Moonie: *As Frau from Austin Powers* UNVEIL THE PANEL!
Panel: *Is unveiled*
Moonie: The panel consists of people I chose because I love them. I don't care who doesn't love them because I do!
Panel person #1: Shut up and introduce us.
Moonie: HUSH IMPERTINENT ONE! Ok, the panel consists of the four villains of my favorite anime series, Weiss kreuz! Schuldig, Crawford, Farfarello and Nagi! *Huggles the panel, cutting off their air supply*
Panel: Ack!
Moonie: Ok! On ta business! Welcome Johnny C.! How ya doin' today?
Johnny: Um. Ok, I guess. Why am I here?
Em: To answer stupid questions we ask you!
Johnny: Oh, ok then.
Moonie: First question.. Schu-Chan, you go first!
Schuldig: Schu-Chan? Wha-?
Moonie: ASK!
Schuldig: Ok, ok. Um.. Why do you kill people?
Johnny: Because, I hate people. Not any particular person, just people in general.
Em: Next question! Moonie?
Moonie: Ok. Schu-Chan? Can I wear your glasses?
Schuldig: No.
Moonie: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!?!?!?!
Schuldig: No.
Moonie: *Begins to cry* Pwease?
Schuldig: No.
Moonie: I give you lots of nicotine, alcohol and lots of um.. Other bad things.
Schuldig: DEAL!
Moonie: ^o^ Yay!
Crawford: When can we leave?
Em: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAhackcoughcoughchokeHAHAHAH!
Moonie: Ok. I have a question.. Johnny? Which knife is your favorite?
Farfarello: Knife?! GIMMIE!
Johnny: NO!
Farfarello: GIMMIE! Johnny: NO! Never!
Farfarello: *Begins to fight with Johnny for the knife* GIMMIE!!!
Moonie: Farfie! Johnny! Break it up! *Hands Farfie a knife* Now go and sit in the corner and play nice.
Em: I think that's all the time we have for today.
Moonie: NO! I loooooove mah show!
Nagi: Actually, it's not a show. Baka..
Moonie: Hey! It's a show if I want it to be!
Em: Ok! Bye! See ya next time on. Um. Wasstheshowcalledagain?
Moonie: Um. *Scrolls up* Oh there we go! See ya next time on: The Wonderful World of Flan!
Em: BYE!