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The Saga of Sarah book 2: Letters of love
Dear beloved Miaku II,
I still can't belive all that has happened already! It's a shame you had to return home so soon after we rescued Dad. He's been happier than he has in YEARS!!! And Guess what? He gave his blessing on our marrage!!! As soon as your parents agree to it, we can be wed!! Then i can leave this stuffy place and your dad can be returned to his own time. Won't it be great!!
Oh honey, i miss you so. I wish you could have stayed longer! But i content myself with thoughts of our wedding. DO you thing we should do a ceremony on the lake? I think it's much more romantic than Grat Bay, don't you?
Love you lots,
-Princess Sarah Timeheart
Dear my sweet Sarah
I miss you a well. My father is all for the wedding, but my mother has yet to agree. She thinks I should marry that fishgirl from my dad's band back home. Remember her? She's like, 50 by now! But Mom says we can bring her from the past. Maybe you should come for a visit. You can win her over, easy!!!
I think wherever you want to have the wedding is fine by me. Provided, of course, that we stay away from the swamp. Strange things are going on there. I will plan a journey soon. Never fear dearest, I shall bring an armed escort and be back in the warm, safe palace by nightfall.
Love always,
-Prince Miaku Zorinium II
Dear my beloved fishboy,
Has your mother agreed yet? And how was your trip to the swamplands? I heard something about bandits from this world fleeing to the swamps over there. Of course I'm worried!!!!!!!! But i trust you made it home safely. Write back quickly!!
Also, i hear among humand in your world it is custimary to exchange wedding masks. Just to be safe, I've begun creating one for you. You'd better make one to give to me!!!!!
Love
Sarah
Dear Fishbreath,
WHAT was in that letter you sent Dad? Why didn't you answer MY letter? Dad acted like he had been slapped!! He's been moping ever since. I think he's going to do something dangerous.
So how is my sweet flipperface anyways? I hope you're not dead. PLEASE answer my letter!!
-Sarah
Dear my sweet princess
I didn't answer your last letter for the same reason i almost didn't answer the one i just recived. Consequently, it is the same reason your father has been moping around.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news. You know that, Princess. So i'll just come out with it. You remember that rouge band of criminals who escaped last month? Well, they.. um... how should i put this... did away with one of your father's dearest friends and your namesake, Saria. I understand if you never want to hear from me ever again. Just know that i love you, and i can manage here alone, somehow.
-Miaku L. Zorinium II, Prince of Linkia.
Dear Miaku
OF COURSE I still want to hear from you! Please respond! I need you!
This was quite a shock, but I'm sure we'll pull through. You should know that i know better than to blame you!! PLEASE RESPOND!! I think pehaps you should visit here this weekend. As it is an emergency, I'll get father to open the gateway in the forest, the origonal one.
PLEASE WRITE BACK SOON
-Sarah
My Beloved Sarah,
I perhaps could come up for the midwinter festival rapidly approaching. Please alert your father BEFORE midwinter's eve!!!
It is such a relief to know you arn't mad at me. I miss you so. Write back soon to let me know if i can use the clocktower gate.
yours forever,
Miaku
Dear Miaku
Terrible news! Almost as terrible as yours!! But unlike you, i have faith in MY beloved.
I went to ask Father about you visiting. He stared at me, almost uncomprehendingly and said "the fishboy?". He obviously was still grieving, so tenderly i said "yes, father. The fishboy. Remember him? He and i have been writing letters to each other. I want him to come over." Suddenly, both pain and recognition flicked into his eyes. He said, really soft-like, "I don't want you seeing that boy again. You are forbidden to talk to him, by order of the king." Then he compleatly ignored my cries of protest and went back to his work, muttering "murderous stinkn [i won't even write what he said] thinks he can get MY daughter, eh?"
I WILL NOT LET YOU GO!!!!!
-Sarah
Dear Sarah,
We will have to have som esort of meeting place. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU! We will have to have a secret meeting place in the woods. Meet my at the Great Deku Tree at midwinter. I love you.
-miaku
Beloved Sarah,
Why did you not meet me at the appointed time and place? Did your father prevent you? Please let me know you are alright!
-Mikau
Dearest Mikau,
i have not yet had a repsonse from my last letter. I assume this to mean you do not wish to hear from me again. So be it.
Goodbye forever,
Princess Sarah
Beloved Princess,
I have falsly addressed this to be sure you recive it. I DID in fact write to you, twice. Clever of me to diguise this letter as from your friend Orza Imuka, no?
Listen: I get your letters, so you can respond. I don't think i will write back if my plan works. On New Years eve, at 1:00 AM, meet my by the Great Deku Tree. We can sneak off and elope. That is a ways away, so try to convince your father to revoke his decison. I have faith in your decisions, my sweet, but not your father's. PLEASE RESPOND!!
Your one and only (I hope!!!)
-Miaku II
Miaku,
I don't like your lack of faith in Father. He'll come around eventually. I'm sorry i didn't get your letters. Mother has been bringin me the mail, AFTER it goes through Father. However, I post my letters via a servent who doesn't know what is going on.
Father needs more than a week or so. You may be at the tree on NEw Years, but do not expect me to meet you there. It would not be prudent.
Yours Truly,
Princess Sarah.
Dearly Beloved,
WOULD NOT BE PRUDENT?!?!? YOURS TRULY?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?! I thought you loved me! What's with the stiff, formal act? SARAH! You know your father is the KING!! If he issues a royal proclomation we're DONE for!!! Meet me, PLEASE!!! How about the weekend after New Years?
PLEASE ANSWER PROMPTLY,
Miaku II
Dear Prudence,
Oh, this is Horrid! They've been READING my MAIL!!! Not your letters, Friend, but letters from a CERTAIN SOMEONE who I broke up with. He just doesn't understand grieving!! Father needs more time, and I'm going to give it to him. I will devote my full attention to him.
Except, of course, for your sleepover/tea party the weekend after New Years. Sunsday, correct? Mother said she understands the need to get out of the palace. It is DREADFULLY gloomy here. I can't wait!! I'll bring snacks, books, and my sleeping bag. You bring the tents and some water so we don't get dehidrated after our hike. Camping in the woods by the Deku Tree will be SO MUCH FUN!!! Perhaps, (don't tell Da), we can even slip off and play Let's Pretend We're Link!! I can be Da and you can be Tatl and we'll play at finding Clock Town! I can hop JUST LIKE a Deku scrub!!
TTFN, UWMA (that's Ta Ta For Now Until We Meet Again)
-Sarah.
Beloved Sarah,
I can take a hint that that letter was in code, NOT mis-addressed. Really!! Prudence!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I can see that you will meet me at the appointed time and can gather that they censored your last letter to me. Don't worry, I won't take offense. This should just reach you in time to read and go. I was going to have us meet at midnight, but since you have an excuse, I shall prepare one as well. Meet me at 6:00, and for god's sake TAKE A NAP FIRST! I expect we shall travel all night. Tell the king and queen you will be hiking all day Moonsday so that you can get a break from your Tutor. He seems like he will snoop far too much. The Great Deku tree will be our meeting place. Bring a sturdy cloak. Don't bring more than you can carry. I will bring some of our famous energy-restoring purified water, but it won't go far if you bring 20 lbs of things!!
Also, snitch some money. Snitch a lot of money. You ARE rich! once we are wed, we might come back, but expect to live as a pauper. If you do not show I will understand that you cannot live as a poor woman, and we can try and make other arrangments.
Until then, Farewell!
Your prince
Prudence!
Dear Miaku L. Zorinium, JR,
You cannot fool me. You had something to do with Saria's death. The forest is now unsafe, thanks to you. Stay the hell away from my daughter. Killing Sarias's namesake would warrent the death penalty for all your peoples. I warned you!
-His Lordship King Link I
Dear Beloved King,
I'll have you know that harming my son is punishable in my book. Just because you have some twisted mind that thinks he murdered your precious Sage DOESN'T give you the right to kidnap him, KING OR NOT!!I am a sage as well, of beloved king, and i cn promise you, if you harm one hair on his head I will personally oversee your assaination!!! And for yor info, she was burned in a display agenst the king.
your loyal subject,
Ruto Zorinium.
Dear my sweet Ruto,
Your previous letter is considered a threat to the king. A threat to the king is as good as a decleration of war!!!!!! This letter would not have been sent had protocal not required both parties to acknowladge the beginnings of a war. THIS IS NOT AN EMPTEY THREAT!! I have ground troops assembling as i write this!!!!!! You are an impudent liar. YOU KIDNAPPED MY DAUGHTER!!!!!! You probably are preforming some heathen ceremony of bondage to your precious son as we speak!! I'll have you know i ordered a proclomation that no couples may be wed until my daughter is returned safely home to me. BRING HER BACK BEFORE I EXTERMINATE YOU!!!!
-Your king,
Link.
Dear King,
How good is your navy?
-Ruto
So old friends become new enemies. And where ARE Sarah and Miaku II? PLEASE REVIEW as i am in the middle of book 3.
The Saga of Sarah book 2: Letters of love
Dear beloved Miaku II,
I still can't belive all that has happened already! It's a shame you had to return home so soon after we rescued Dad. He's been happier than he has in YEARS!!! And Guess what? He gave his blessing on our marrage!!! As soon as your parents agree to it, we can be wed!! Then i can leave this stuffy place and your dad can be returned to his own time. Won't it be great!!
Oh honey, i miss you so. I wish you could have stayed longer! But i content myself with thoughts of our wedding. DO you thing we should do a ceremony on the lake? I think it's much more romantic than Grat Bay, don't you?
Love you lots,
-Princess Sarah Timeheart
Dear my sweet Sarah
I miss you a well. My father is all for the wedding, but my mother has yet to agree. She thinks I should marry that fishgirl from my dad's band back home. Remember her? She's like, 50 by now! But Mom says we can bring her from the past. Maybe you should come for a visit. You can win her over, easy!!!
I think wherever you want to have the wedding is fine by me. Provided, of course, that we stay away from the swamp. Strange things are going on there. I will plan a journey soon. Never fear dearest, I shall bring an armed escort and be back in the warm, safe palace by nightfall.
Love always,
-Prince Miaku Zorinium II
Dear my beloved fishboy,
Has your mother agreed yet? And how was your trip to the swamplands? I heard something about bandits from this world fleeing to the swamps over there. Of course I'm worried!!!!!!!! But i trust you made it home safely. Write back quickly!!
Also, i hear among humand in your world it is custimary to exchange wedding masks. Just to be safe, I've begun creating one for you. You'd better make one to give to me!!!!!
Love
Sarah
Dear Fishbreath,
WHAT was in that letter you sent Dad? Why didn't you answer MY letter? Dad acted like he had been slapped!! He's been moping ever since. I think he's going to do something dangerous.
So how is my sweet flipperface anyways? I hope you're not dead. PLEASE answer my letter!!
-Sarah
Dear my sweet princess
I didn't answer your last letter for the same reason i almost didn't answer the one i just recived. Consequently, it is the same reason your father has been moping around.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news. You know that, Princess. So i'll just come out with it. You remember that rouge band of criminals who escaped last month? Well, they.. um... how should i put this... did away with one of your father's dearest friends and your namesake, Saria. I understand if you never want to hear from me ever again. Just know that i love you, and i can manage here alone, somehow.
-Miaku L. Zorinium II, Prince of Linkia.
Dear Miaku
OF COURSE I still want to hear from you! Please respond! I need you!
This was quite a shock, but I'm sure we'll pull through. You should know that i know better than to blame you!! PLEASE RESPOND!! I think pehaps you should visit here this weekend. As it is an emergency, I'll get father to open the gateway in the forest, the origonal one.
PLEASE WRITE BACK SOON
-Sarah
My Beloved Sarah,
I perhaps could come up for the midwinter festival rapidly approaching. Please alert your father BEFORE midwinter's eve!!!
It is such a relief to know you arn't mad at me. I miss you so. Write back soon to let me know if i can use the clocktower gate.
yours forever,
Miaku
Dear Miaku
Terrible news! Almost as terrible as yours!! But unlike you, i have faith in MY beloved.
I went to ask Father about you visiting. He stared at me, almost uncomprehendingly and said "the fishboy?". He obviously was still grieving, so tenderly i said "yes, father. The fishboy. Remember him? He and i have been writing letters to each other. I want him to come over." Suddenly, both pain and recognition flicked into his eyes. He said, really soft-like, "I don't want you seeing that boy again. You are forbidden to talk to him, by order of the king." Then he compleatly ignored my cries of protest and went back to his work, muttering "murderous stinkn [i won't even write what he said] thinks he can get MY daughter, eh?"
I WILL NOT LET YOU GO!!!!!
-Sarah
Dear Sarah,
We will have to have som esort of meeting place. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU! We will have to have a secret meeting place in the woods. Meet my at the Great Deku Tree at midwinter. I love you.
-miaku
Beloved Sarah,
Why did you not meet me at the appointed time and place? Did your father prevent you? Please let me know you are alright!
-Mikau
Dearest Mikau,
i have not yet had a repsonse from my last letter. I assume this to mean you do not wish to hear from me again. So be it.
Goodbye forever,
Princess Sarah
Beloved Princess,
I have falsly addressed this to be sure you recive it. I DID in fact write to you, twice. Clever of me to diguise this letter as from your friend Orza Imuka, no?
Listen: I get your letters, so you can respond. I don't think i will write back if my plan works. On New Years eve, at 1:00 AM, meet my by the Great Deku Tree. We can sneak off and elope. That is a ways away, so try to convince your father to revoke his decison. I have faith in your decisions, my sweet, but not your father's. PLEASE RESPOND!!
Your one and only (I hope!!!)
-Miaku II
Miaku,
I don't like your lack of faith in Father. He'll come around eventually. I'm sorry i didn't get your letters. Mother has been bringin me the mail, AFTER it goes through Father. However, I post my letters via a servent who doesn't know what is going on.
Father needs more than a week or so. You may be at the tree on NEw Years, but do not expect me to meet you there. It would not be prudent.
Yours Truly,
Princess Sarah.
Dearly Beloved,
WOULD NOT BE PRUDENT?!?!? YOURS TRULY?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?! I thought you loved me! What's with the stiff, formal act? SARAH! You know your father is the KING!! If he issues a royal proclomation we're DONE for!!! Meet me, PLEASE!!! How about the weekend after New Years?
PLEASE ANSWER PROMPTLY,
Miaku II
Dear Prudence,
Oh, this is Horrid! They've been READING my MAIL!!! Not your letters, Friend, but letters from a CERTAIN SOMEONE who I broke up with. He just doesn't understand grieving!! Father needs more time, and I'm going to give it to him. I will devote my full attention to him.
Except, of course, for your sleepover/tea party the weekend after New Years. Sunsday, correct? Mother said she understands the need to get out of the palace. It is DREADFULLY gloomy here. I can't wait!! I'll bring snacks, books, and my sleeping bag. You bring the tents and some water so we don't get dehidrated after our hike. Camping in the woods by the Deku Tree will be SO MUCH FUN!!! Perhaps, (don't tell Da), we can even slip off and play Let's Pretend We're Link!! I can be Da and you can be Tatl and we'll play at finding Clock Town! I can hop JUST LIKE a Deku scrub!!
TTFN, UWMA (that's Ta Ta For Now Until We Meet Again)
-Sarah.
Beloved Sarah,
I can take a hint that that letter was in code, NOT mis-addressed. Really!! Prudence!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I can see that you will meet me at the appointed time and can gather that they censored your last letter to me. Don't worry, I won't take offense. This should just reach you in time to read and go. I was going to have us meet at midnight, but since you have an excuse, I shall prepare one as well. Meet me at 6:00, and for god's sake TAKE A NAP FIRST! I expect we shall travel all night. Tell the king and queen you will be hiking all day Moonsday so that you can get a break from your Tutor. He seems like he will snoop far too much. The Great Deku tree will be our meeting place. Bring a sturdy cloak. Don't bring more than you can carry. I will bring some of our famous energy-restoring purified water, but it won't go far if you bring 20 lbs of things!!
Also, snitch some money. Snitch a lot of money. You ARE rich! once we are wed, we might come back, but expect to live as a pauper. If you do not show I will understand that you cannot live as a poor woman, and we can try and make other arrangments.
Until then, Farewell!
Your prince
Prudence!
Dear Miaku L. Zorinium, JR,
You cannot fool me. You had something to do with Saria's death. The forest is now unsafe, thanks to you. Stay the hell away from my daughter. Killing Sarias's namesake would warrent the death penalty for all your peoples. I warned you!
-His Lordship King Link I
Dear Beloved King,
I'll have you know that harming my son is punishable in my book. Just because you have some twisted mind that thinks he murdered your precious Sage DOESN'T give you the right to kidnap him, KING OR NOT!!I am a sage as well, of beloved king, and i cn promise you, if you harm one hair on his head I will personally oversee your assaination!!! And for yor info, she was burned in a display agenst the king.
your loyal subject,
Ruto Zorinium.
Dear my sweet Ruto,
Your previous letter is considered a threat to the king. A threat to the king is as good as a decleration of war!!!!!! This letter would not have been sent had protocal not required both parties to acknowladge the beginnings of a war. THIS IS NOT AN EMPTEY THREAT!! I have ground troops assembling as i write this!!!!!! You are an impudent liar. YOU KIDNAPPED MY DAUGHTER!!!!!! You probably are preforming some heathen ceremony of bondage to your precious son as we speak!! I'll have you know i ordered a proclomation that no couples may be wed until my daughter is returned safely home to me. BRING HER BACK BEFORE I EXTERMINATE YOU!!!!
-Your king,
Link.
Dear King,
How good is your navy?
-Ruto
So old friends become new enemies. And where ARE Sarah and Miaku II? PLEASE REVIEW as i am in the middle of book 3.