A Usual Day In Townsville
AN: First things first, I don't own the Powerpuff Girls. Now on to the interesting stuff. One of my friends and I wrote this in the summer of 1999. It's kinda weird cause my friend did a lot of it, and it's pretty short, but it still works. Strangely enough, any episode that this seems to parallel (e.g. "A Very Special Blossom", "Pet Feud", the movie) came out after we worte this. I think they copied us! (And that is true)
The city of Townsville is being attacked by giant Mojo Jojos! They are destroying everything in sight! Wait, did Mojo Jojo clone himself? Oh well. The Powerpuff Girls are flying in the air and we don't know what they're doing! You would think that they would be fighting the Mojos. Instead, they were all playing jump rope and knocking down buildings. Buttercup tried to make a lasso to do rope tricks but it didn't work and she accidently rounded up Blossom and Bubbles and the Mojos and the entire world! Everyone was getting really cranky because they were so close together and Buttercup didn't know how to get them out.
"Just cut the rope or zap it with your laser vision! Duh!" said Bubbles
"Don't zap it!" replied Blossom. "Some innocent people could get hurt!"
"Then cut it with the giant sisscors!" Bubbles answered.
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't have any sisscors," Buttercup retorted.
Buttercup flies home to get some sisscors. It turns out the real Mojo Jojo was waiting for her there and he captured her. They decided to go fishing. Buttercup caught a shark and it ate everybody else. They were all getting really irritated because now they were inside this big smelly stomach and tied together. Buttercup was really embarrassed because she was the last person in the world so she flew off to China.
Blossom was desperatly trying to calm everyone down. Bubbles began to cry. She misses Professor Utonium. He hears her cry even though he is on Jupiter. He flew back in this weird space ship thing and it crashed but he lived. Oh yeah! Mayor, Fuzzy, and Him all died in this whole experience. They had a funeral for Mayor and Fuzzy and Him just went back home.
Professor tried to call the girls on the Hotline. One was inside the shark. Bubbles answered it.
"Is everything all right?" he asked. "There's something fishy going on here!"
"You're right about that," Bubbles answered. "We're inside this big, huge, fishy shark! Is it raining outside?"
Professor hung up and Bubbles started to sing, "God is watching us from a distance."
It turns out she was right. God saw them and decided to help. He blew up the shark but no one was hurt. Buttercup was sentenced to two days of community service for everything she did.
So, once again, the day is saved thanks to... God! Sorry, Blossom and Bubbles!
The End
P.S. God ran for mayor and he won! Blossom and Bubbles ran too and they were mad when they lost. Buttercup is still doing community service even though she was only supposed to do it for two days. She should be more careful next time.