This is a test of the National Broadcasting System. *Annoying beeping sounds* Due to powers outside of our control this station will no longer be HGTV and will no longer be broadcast from Knoxville, Tennessee. This station will henceforth be HWTV produced by the students of the British school Hogwarts from an isle off the coast of Tennessee, er, North Carolina. You will now see a TV guide for this channel then be returned, er, transferred to your currently scheduled programs. *Some more Beeping then the screen goes blank*