The Adventures of Fred
Disclaimer: Fred is Fred's, LotR is Tolkien's. And THALIA KISSED ME!!!!!!!!! ^.^
A/N: I update. Is good. Am happy. ^.^
Chapter Three: Door Number One
Fred hopped along, getting used to being a psychotic pink fluffy bunny of doom. It was strange.
He wished he had his old body back.
I wish I had my old body back, he thought.
Uh, Fred?
Yeah?
The *last* time you pissed me off, I turned you into a pink fluffy bunny. Do you *want* to know what I would do if you pissed me off again?
Umm…no…
So let me get on with the plot, hmm?
Er…okay.
Right. So, Fred hopped along. Hop. Hop. Hop.
You're pushing it…
I have my rights. MWAHAHA! I love being an author.
But anyway. Fred hopped along…until he reached a big, creepy castle. He hopped up to the door and sighed a bunny sigh. Then the door opened with a big creak…
Creak…
And a tall lady stepped out. She scooped up Fred and set him on a tall table just as it began to pour buckets outside.
"You have good timing, little bunny," said the lady. Fred blinked, and the lady saw his red, psychotic looking eyes.
"I see you are no ordinary bunny," she said slowly, backing away a little.
"You're right," said Fred. "I'm not really a bunny. I just got turned into this by a girl named Marie Soo."
"Ah, that bitch. Calls herself the Witch of the Wood…Anyway, I'm the Keeper of the Gates."
"Nice to meet you. Hey, can you do anything about this…um…bunny-ness?"
"Hmm. No, this is beyond my skill to heal. I'll see if anyone beyond the gates has the power."
She picked Fred up and brought him over to a really big room. There were three doors.
The first was sickly urple. It made Fred nauseous just looking at it. Looking closer, he could see that it read Hogwarts in big, disgusting letters.
The second was big and red, and pretty in a sort of twisted, funny-looking way. It was a lot better than the first. Discworld, said the inscription.
The third door was a beautiful dark green, and it read in gold letters MIddle-Earth. Now Fred was a devotee of Lord of the Rings, and so, as any one of us would (tell the truth, you know you would) he hopped up to the door.
The door swung open, and Fred was sucked into a whirling tornado of blackness…
A/N: MUHAHAHAHA!