PLast Shot at Relena-san/P
PA Parody of Mary Jane's Last Dance, by Tom Petty/P
PBy: Hungrywolf/P
PDisclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, and I don't own the song "Mary Jane's Last Dance," Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers do. I own nothing…well…no…yeah, nothing…/P
PHeero: Vocals Lead Guitar/P
PDuo: Bass/P
PTrowa: Keyboard/P
PQuatre: Backup Vocals/P
PWufei: Drums/P
PHeero: *taps the mike* Omae O Korosu. *an insanely loud screech tears through the stadium. Quatre quickly runs over and adjusts the speakers*/P
PHeero: Hn./P
PDuo: *takes the mike* On behalf of all of the Gundam Pilots, I'd like to thank you all for being here tonight, for the Gundam Wing One-Shot, One-Kill Benefit Concert. As you may all know, almost 8% of the proceeds from tonight's concert goes to help fund Dorothy Catalona's eyebrow surgery./P
PAnd without further adieu, I'll turn it over to the one, the only Heero Yuy with the first and only song of the evening. Enjoy! *mad cheer deafens the stadium*/P
PHeero: *walks back onto the stage, carrying his electric guitar* Hn. *begins playing, the others follow suite*/P
P/P
PShe grew up in rich earth town, /P
PDidn't know her mom, who was dead in the ground,/P
PBut she grew up rich and she got uptight,/P
PShe hated war and tried to stop the fight,/P
P/P
PWell, she found me down here, the age of 15, /P
PI tried to blow her away, now that I'd been seen,/P
PGot shot in the arm, shot in the leg, Duo's mistake,/P
PIt was the dumbest move he'd ever make,/P
P/P
PLast shot at Relena-san, /P
POne more bullet to her brai~n,/P
PHer annoyance is slipping in,/P
PI've got to try and kill her agai~n,/P
P/P
PWell I don't know,/P
PBut it's been said,/P
PIf I shoot her enough,/P
PThe bitch'll stay dead, /P
PI'm tired of her screwing me up,/P
PTired of being shot down,/P
PTired of her ass,/P
PTired of her town,/P
POh my my,/P
POh hell yes,/P
PBitch you're gonna die in your party dress,/P
PI'll have me a drink, /P
PSing this song,/P
PAfter you're shot, I'll be way long gone,/P
P/P
PLast shot at Relena-san, /P
POne more bullet to her brai~n,/P
PHer annoyance is slipping in,/P
PI've got to try and kill her agai~n,/P
P/P
PHer corpse was drug to the county square,/P
PHer clothes ripped to her underwear,/P
PI planned my attack from my dormitory room,/P
POn her Sank Kingdom I'll rain death and doom, /P
POh my my,/P
POh hell yes,/P
PThe first place I'll hit is her home address,/P
PI was done before her body was cold,/P
PI blew the last building and hit the road,/P
P/P
PLast shot at Relena-san, /P
POne more bullet to her brai~n,/P
PHer annoyance is slipping in,/P
PI've got to try and kill her agai~n,/P
P/P
PHeero: *stops playing* Thank you all again. *holds up a self-destruct* Goodnight. *presses the button. The curtain falls as the pilots all quickly grab the money and sneak out the backdoor as the audience begins to riot.*/P
P/P
PA Parody of Mary Jane's Last Dance, by Tom Petty/P
PBy: Hungrywolf/P
PDisclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, and I don't own the song "Mary Jane's Last Dance," Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers do. I own nothing…well…no…yeah, nothing…/P
PHeero: Vocals Lead Guitar/P
PDuo: Bass/P
PTrowa: Keyboard/P
PQuatre: Backup Vocals/P
PWufei: Drums/P
PHeero: *taps the mike* Omae O Korosu. *an insanely loud screech tears through the stadium. Quatre quickly runs over and adjusts the speakers*/P
PHeero: Hn./P
PDuo: *takes the mike* On behalf of all of the Gundam Pilots, I'd like to thank you all for being here tonight, for the Gundam Wing One-Shot, One-Kill Benefit Concert. As you may all know, almost 8% of the proceeds from tonight's concert goes to help fund Dorothy Catalona's eyebrow surgery./P
PAnd without further adieu, I'll turn it over to the one, the only Heero Yuy with the first and only song of the evening. Enjoy! *mad cheer deafens the stadium*/P
PHeero: *walks back onto the stage, carrying his electric guitar* Hn. *begins playing, the others follow suite*/P
P/P
PShe grew up in rich earth town, /P
PDidn't know her mom, who was dead in the ground,/P
PBut she grew up rich and she got uptight,/P
PShe hated war and tried to stop the fight,/P
P/P
PWell, she found me down here, the age of 15, /P
PI tried to blow her away, now that I'd been seen,/P
PGot shot in the arm, shot in the leg, Duo's mistake,/P
PIt was the dumbest move he'd ever make,/P
P/P
PLast shot at Relena-san, /P
POne more bullet to her brai~n,/P
PHer annoyance is slipping in,/P
PI've got to try and kill her agai~n,/P
P/P
PWell I don't know,/P
PBut it's been said,/P
PIf I shoot her enough,/P
PThe bitch'll stay dead, /P
PI'm tired of her screwing me up,/P
PTired of being shot down,/P
PTired of her ass,/P
PTired of her town,/P
POh my my,/P
POh hell yes,/P
PBitch you're gonna die in your party dress,/P
PI'll have me a drink, /P
PSing this song,/P
PAfter you're shot, I'll be way long gone,/P
P/P
PLast shot at Relena-san, /P
POne more bullet to her brai~n,/P
PHer annoyance is slipping in,/P
PI've got to try and kill her agai~n,/P
P/P
PHer corpse was drug to the county square,/P
PHer clothes ripped to her underwear,/P
PI planned my attack from my dormitory room,/P
POn her Sank Kingdom I'll rain death and doom, /P
POh my my,/P
POh hell yes,/P
PThe first place I'll hit is her home address,/P
PI was done before her body was cold,/P
PI blew the last building and hit the road,/P
P/P
PLast shot at Relena-san, /P
POne more bullet to her brai~n,/P
PHer annoyance is slipping in,/P
PI've got to try and kill her agai~n,/P
P/P
PHeero: *stops playing* Thank you all again. *holds up a self-destruct* Goodnight. *presses the button. The curtain falls as the pilots all quickly grab the money and sneak out the backdoor as the audience begins to riot.*/P
P/P