Disclaimer: I do not own any if these Dracos, though I wish I did.
Again.Canon Draco is Ms. Rowling's, Trilogy Draco is Cassandra Claire's and
hello to any of my readers. ::hi Julie::
Chapter 2: Spot the idiot
The Canon Draco looked at Angst, Fluff, Evil, Slash, and Trilogy. His face wore an expression of utmost fear. Fluff extended a hand and said, "Hello, Draco. How are you today? I'm doing quite well. This is an amazing experience for us all." Slash/Slut muttered to Evil, "Wasn't I just the most adorable little thing?!" "You are so hopelessly sick and twisted." Retorted evil with disgust written across his face. "I don't know, Evil. I must admit that I am terribly dashing. Though I do prefer a pair of leather pants." Said Trilogy. Angst stood and looked at them all. "You all suck. My life sucks. I get beat. Life sucks. You suck." He said solemnly. "yes, thank you Angst." Said Trilogy in a weary voice. "Now, Now, Angst. Let's not use words like that. Especially around the young one." At that Fluff pointed to Canon. "Wow, #~*& you!" replied al the dracos minus Canon. Evil took charge. "Why don't we all just sit down and wait for this damn author to figure out why we are her, ok" they all sat down on the couches. After a few minutes of treasured silence, Fluff spoke. "Let's play a game!" "how bout 'Spot the Idiot'" croaked Trilogy. Angst and Evil stifled a laugh. "I don't know that one." Replied Fluff eagerly. Canon spoke. "Does anyone know where "here" is?" "This is a vortex between all of our worlds. It is called fanfiction.net and I think we aren't supposed to know about it because then if we find out about it, there will just be more fics written about us finding out about it." Said Slash. "then how do you know about it?" asked Canon. ""Juts one of my guilty pleasures, babe." Just then, the authors voice boomed, "Attention, Blue House Whalers..oh shit.wrong script. Attention all Dracos. You are her to greet one another as friends because the author has not slept in 6 days she has had more sugar than is in Honeydukes. But no matter.we will find something for you all to do.as Slash has already said, you are at fanfiction.net, where fans of all ships, ages, magical abilities, and sexes come to faithfully read of sexcapades, angst-ridden diaries, lovey-dovey romance, world domination, and the ever popular, alternate book fives. You are each allotted one item. What do you want?" Evil: my wand Fluff: my teddy bear named Mr.Cool Angst: a new life Slash: a new set of handcuffs Canon: my mom "sorry, no wands, moms, or new lives. Next choice."
Canon: a firebolt Evil: a metal pipe Angst: fine.black nail polish
They each recived their gifts and awaited their instructions..
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that's chapter 2. please read and review I hope you enjoyed it. And don't forget, if you have a Draco I missed, let me know..email me ThinkePinkePanda@aol.com That's all for now.
Chapter 2: Spot the idiot
The Canon Draco looked at Angst, Fluff, Evil, Slash, and Trilogy. His face wore an expression of utmost fear. Fluff extended a hand and said, "Hello, Draco. How are you today? I'm doing quite well. This is an amazing experience for us all." Slash/Slut muttered to Evil, "Wasn't I just the most adorable little thing?!" "You are so hopelessly sick and twisted." Retorted evil with disgust written across his face. "I don't know, Evil. I must admit that I am terribly dashing. Though I do prefer a pair of leather pants." Said Trilogy. Angst stood and looked at them all. "You all suck. My life sucks. I get beat. Life sucks. You suck." He said solemnly. "yes, thank you Angst." Said Trilogy in a weary voice. "Now, Now, Angst. Let's not use words like that. Especially around the young one." At that Fluff pointed to Canon. "Wow, #~*& you!" replied al the dracos minus Canon. Evil took charge. "Why don't we all just sit down and wait for this damn author to figure out why we are her, ok" they all sat down on the couches. After a few minutes of treasured silence, Fluff spoke. "Let's play a game!" "how bout 'Spot the Idiot'" croaked Trilogy. Angst and Evil stifled a laugh. "I don't know that one." Replied Fluff eagerly. Canon spoke. "Does anyone know where "here" is?" "This is a vortex between all of our worlds. It is called fanfiction.net and I think we aren't supposed to know about it because then if we find out about it, there will just be more fics written about us finding out about it." Said Slash. "then how do you know about it?" asked Canon. ""Juts one of my guilty pleasures, babe." Just then, the authors voice boomed, "Attention, Blue House Whalers..oh shit.wrong script. Attention all Dracos. You are her to greet one another as friends because the author has not slept in 6 days she has had more sugar than is in Honeydukes. But no matter.we will find something for you all to do.as Slash has already said, you are at fanfiction.net, where fans of all ships, ages, magical abilities, and sexes come to faithfully read of sexcapades, angst-ridden diaries, lovey-dovey romance, world domination, and the ever popular, alternate book fives. You are each allotted one item. What do you want?" Evil: my wand Fluff: my teddy bear named Mr.Cool Angst: a new life Slash: a new set of handcuffs Canon: my mom "sorry, no wands, moms, or new lives. Next choice."
Canon: a firebolt Evil: a metal pipe Angst: fine.black nail polish
They each recived their gifts and awaited their instructions..
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that's chapter 2. please read and review I hope you enjoyed it. And don't forget, if you have a Draco I missed, let me know..email me ThinkePinkePanda@aol.com That's all for now.