Allison: HEY!
Ange: Oh, you too.
Quatre: Let's split up.
Duo: I'll go with Heero!
Ange: I'll go with Duo!
Quatre: Fine. Heero, Duo, and Ange go that way *points* Allison, Trowa, and myself will go this way. *points*
Wufei: What about me? Can I just rest?
Quatre: Of course not. You stay here in case she comes back.
Wufei: YES! TV time! *sits down on couch and clicks on tv*
TV: Do you have social problems because you're homosex---
Wufei: *laughs nervously and ejects the video tape* How'd that get in there? Heh...heh...
Everyone: *stares at Wufei*
Quatre: Er...riiiiight. Stay focused! Move out!
Heero/Duo/Ange: MISSION ACCEPTED!
Heero: HEY!
Allison/Trowa/Quatre: *go this way, points*
Heero/Duo/Ange: *go that way, points*
Wufei: *as soon as everyone is out of sight, he pops back in the tape and sighs* No one suspects a thing...
Allison: *slips on a loose orange and falls on her face* OW!
Quatre: Hm...*pulls out magnifing glass and examines the orange* It's a clue!
Allison/Trowa: Oooo!
Quatre: And...look! It has a giant footprint on it!
Allison: Oh...heh heh, that's from me.
Quatre: Do you know what this means?
Trowa: That wild racoons are raiding our cabinents?
Racoons: *with armfuls of food* You didnt see nutin'! *scurry out window*
Quatre: No...but it does incline me to say, "SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Allison: Er...Quatre?
Trowa: Wrong cartoon.
Quatre: How about "Jinkies?"
Allison: *shakes head*
Quatre: "Zoinks?"
Trowa: No.
Quatre: "Rooby-Rooby-Roo?"
Allison/Trowa: HELL NO!
Meanwhile...
Heero/Duo/Ange: *walk out of the barber shop and gasp*
Kelsey: *is staring at the barber shop pole*
Heero: *whispers into his wrist watch, regarding the fact that it is nonexsistent* Enemy spotted...now to take her out! *has gun out and pointed at Kelsey*
Ange: *in slow motion* Noooo!!! *kicks Heero's arm as he shoots, the gun goes flying, and the bullet hits the pole, breaking it and bringing Kelsey back to a sub-consicious state once again*
Heero: MY GUN!
Wufei: *glass shatters as a piece of metal comes flying through the window*
Racoon: *picks up the gun* You didnt see nuttin'! *scurries away*
Kelsey: Woah...I'm dizzy...
Heero: No shit.
Ange: Hey wait a minute...
Kelsey: Yeah, shit's my word!
Ange: No, not that...
Heero: Then what?
Ange: WHERE'S DUO?!
Kelsey/Ange: *scream* *strange noise from nearby pothole*
Heero/Ange/Kelsey: Uh oh...
Racoon: *pops out of pothole* You didnt see nuttin'! *runs into the middle of the road, and gets hit by a truck*
Racoon 2: *dashes out to the middle of the road, kisses the racoon's tail ring, and takes Heero's gun, then runs off*
Wufei: *gets up to get some chips, and when he comes back---* AH!!!!!! *--- the head of a racoon is there waiting for him, which he throws out the window*
Duo: AHH!!! RACOON HEAD!
Racoon 2: AHH!!
Racoon: *wakes up from the dead* AHH!!!
Ange: Duo?
Heero: AHH!!!
Duo: AHH!!!
*screaming continues for a few minutes, in the meanwhile Racoons 1 and 2 pick up the racoon's head and chuck it down the pothole, shout, "you didnt see nuttin'!" and scurry away*
Kelsey: AHH!!!
Ange: Kels, we stopped screaming awhile ago.
Duo: We did?
Kelsey: Shit!
Ange: Aw, what the heck, one more big one.
Ange/Kelsey/Duo: AHHH!!!!
Racoon's Head: *muffled:* AHHH!!!
Ange/Kelsey/Duo: *look at each other, then scream for real and start running around in circles, until they clonk heads in the middle and fall down*
Ange: *rubbing head* Hey, where's Heero?
Heero: *down pothole, stifling laughter*
Duo: No clue. I havent heard him scream for the longest time...
Kelsey: *silent for awhile...then...* BORED! *runs out to the middle of the street and is hit by a truck*
Duo/Ange: *pay no attention*
Kelsey: *road pancake* Uh oh...
Ange: Dont tell me...
Kelsey: I FORGOT TO SHUT DOWN MY BRAIN!
Ange/Duo: *look at each other, open their mouths to scream, then shrug it off*
Kelsey: *is now a puddle of liquid with glasses, eyes, and a mouth* HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
Heero: *sounds ecoeing in the pothole* SHUT UP! oops...
Duo: *excited* Heero?
Ange: *disapointed* Heero?
Kelsey: ...........HELP!
Heero: Discovered...RUN! *jumps out of pothole and runs into the barber shop*
Kelsey: HE---
Ange: KELSEY SHUT UP!
Duo: Besides, you are already back to normal.
Kelsey: *looks* So I am. *walks into barber shop*
Duo: *stares at the barber shop door* Perhaps we should go in, too?
Ange: Perhaps.
Duo: *doesnt move*
Ange: *doesnt move*
Heero: *runs by in the background, screaming "ABORT! ABORT!" and carrying what seems to be a sack full of oranges*
Racoons: *running after Heero in the background, and looking angry that Heero stole their oranges*
Ange: *without looking at the scene* Seems familiar.
Duo: Yup.
Ange: Oh, you too.
Quatre: Let's split up.
Duo: I'll go with Heero!
Ange: I'll go with Duo!
Quatre: Fine. Heero, Duo, and Ange go that way *points* Allison, Trowa, and myself will go this way. *points*
Wufei: What about me? Can I just rest?
Quatre: Of course not. You stay here in case she comes back.
Wufei: YES! TV time! *sits down on couch and clicks on tv*
TV: Do you have social problems because you're homosex---
Wufei: *laughs nervously and ejects the video tape* How'd that get in there? Heh...heh...
Everyone: *stares at Wufei*
Quatre: Er...riiiiight. Stay focused! Move out!
Heero/Duo/Ange: MISSION ACCEPTED!
Heero: HEY!
Allison/Trowa/Quatre: *go this way, points*
Heero/Duo/Ange: *go that way, points*
Wufei: *as soon as everyone is out of sight, he pops back in the tape and sighs* No one suspects a thing...
Allison: *slips on a loose orange and falls on her face* OW!
Quatre: Hm...*pulls out magnifing glass and examines the orange* It's a clue!
Allison/Trowa: Oooo!
Quatre: And...look! It has a giant footprint on it!
Allison: Oh...heh heh, that's from me.
Quatre: Do you know what this means?
Trowa: That wild racoons are raiding our cabinents?
Racoons: *with armfuls of food* You didnt see nutin'! *scurry out window*
Quatre: No...but it does incline me to say, "SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Allison: Er...Quatre?
Trowa: Wrong cartoon.
Quatre: How about "Jinkies?"
Allison: *shakes head*
Quatre: "Zoinks?"
Trowa: No.
Quatre: "Rooby-Rooby-Roo?"
Allison/Trowa: HELL NO!
Meanwhile...
Heero/Duo/Ange: *walk out of the barber shop and gasp*
Kelsey: *is staring at the barber shop pole*
Heero: *whispers into his wrist watch, regarding the fact that it is nonexsistent* Enemy spotted...now to take her out! *has gun out and pointed at Kelsey*
Ange: *in slow motion* Noooo!!! *kicks Heero's arm as he shoots, the gun goes flying, and the bullet hits the pole, breaking it and bringing Kelsey back to a sub-consicious state once again*
Heero: MY GUN!
Wufei: *glass shatters as a piece of metal comes flying through the window*
Racoon: *picks up the gun* You didnt see nuttin'! *scurries away*
Kelsey: Woah...I'm dizzy...
Heero: No shit.
Ange: Hey wait a minute...
Kelsey: Yeah, shit's my word!
Ange: No, not that...
Heero: Then what?
Ange: WHERE'S DUO?!
Kelsey/Ange: *scream* *strange noise from nearby pothole*
Heero/Ange/Kelsey: Uh oh...
Racoon: *pops out of pothole* You didnt see nuttin'! *runs into the middle of the road, and gets hit by a truck*
Racoon 2: *dashes out to the middle of the road, kisses the racoon's tail ring, and takes Heero's gun, then runs off*
Wufei: *gets up to get some chips, and when he comes back---* AH!!!!!! *--- the head of a racoon is there waiting for him, which he throws out the window*
Duo: AHH!!! RACOON HEAD!
Racoon 2: AHH!!
Racoon: *wakes up from the dead* AHH!!!
Ange: Duo?
Heero: AHH!!!
Duo: AHH!!!
*screaming continues for a few minutes, in the meanwhile Racoons 1 and 2 pick up the racoon's head and chuck it down the pothole, shout, "you didnt see nuttin'!" and scurry away*
Kelsey: AHH!!!
Ange: Kels, we stopped screaming awhile ago.
Duo: We did?
Kelsey: Shit!
Ange: Aw, what the heck, one more big one.
Ange/Kelsey/Duo: AHHH!!!!
Racoon's Head: *muffled:* AHHH!!!
Ange/Kelsey/Duo: *look at each other, then scream for real and start running around in circles, until they clonk heads in the middle and fall down*
Ange: *rubbing head* Hey, where's Heero?
Heero: *down pothole, stifling laughter*
Duo: No clue. I havent heard him scream for the longest time...
Kelsey: *silent for awhile...then...* BORED! *runs out to the middle of the street and is hit by a truck*
Duo/Ange: *pay no attention*
Kelsey: *road pancake* Uh oh...
Ange: Dont tell me...
Kelsey: I FORGOT TO SHUT DOWN MY BRAIN!
Ange/Duo: *look at each other, open their mouths to scream, then shrug it off*
Kelsey: *is now a puddle of liquid with glasses, eyes, and a mouth* HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
Heero: *sounds ecoeing in the pothole* SHUT UP! oops...
Duo: *excited* Heero?
Ange: *disapointed* Heero?
Kelsey: ...........HELP!
Heero: Discovered...RUN! *jumps out of pothole and runs into the barber shop*
Kelsey: HE---
Ange: KELSEY SHUT UP!
Duo: Besides, you are already back to normal.
Kelsey: *looks* So I am. *walks into barber shop*
Duo: *stares at the barber shop door* Perhaps we should go in, too?
Ange: Perhaps.
Duo: *doesnt move*
Ange: *doesnt move*
Heero: *runs by in the background, screaming "ABORT! ABORT!" and carrying what seems to be a sack full of oranges*
Racoons: *running after Heero in the background, and looking angry that Heero stole their oranges*
Ange: *without looking at the scene* Seems familiar.
Duo: Yup.