Racoons: *take a flying leap and attack Heero from behind bringing him
down, and angry squeals of rage are heard as they bite apart the orange
sack*
Ange: Wasnt it wolves last time?
Duo: Yep.
Ange: Thought so.
Duo: Perhaps we should go in?
Ange: Yeah. *goes in*
Duo: *follows*
Heero: AHH!!! AHH!!! AH!!! [text messaging, for when you just cant talk--- that commerical where the ferret bites the guy's tounge and he types "SOS" to someone with his AT&T phone, you know the one]
Wufei: *has turned off the TV and is watching the pilots enter*
Door: *bell rings as Duo and Ange enter*
Wufei: Thought you'd never get here.
Kelsey: *is poking the orange on the floor and muttering about aliens ruling the earth through fruit*
Ange: Where are the others?
Wufei: They didnt get too far. *nods towards the three who are in the barber shop bathroom*
Quatre: Intriguing!
*loud SMACK*
Trowa/Allison: *walk out of the bathroom with huge grins on their faces*
Quatre: *also walks out, massaging the side of his face, which is very red* Fine, I'm sure Kelsey wants to hear all about my findings---KELSEY?! Where were you?!
Kelsey: I forget.
Quatre: *looks at Duo and Ange, who shrug, Quatre pouts* So...so, no more detective?
Ange: 'Fraid not.
Duo: *sudden idea* Well, Heero has gone missing, last seen running down the street with racoons on his heels. We need you to go out and find him, and bring him back, possibly alive. Go to it! This message will self destruct in...now! Boom!
Quatre: *gets caught up* All right! I'm ready! I'm ready! *runs outside, shouts, "I'M COMING HEERO!" and starting searching around*
Duo: That got him away...
Ange: I admire your thinking.
BAAAA!!!!
Everyone: *jumps a mile in the air*
Kelsey: THE CHICKENS ARE COMING! THE CHICKENS ARE COMING! *runs around in circles, waving her arms*
Allison: NO ITS THE SHEEP!
Trowa: Must you yell?
Allison: OF COURSE!
Trowa: ...In my ear?
Allison: YEAH!
Trowa: Why?
Allison: I JUST CANT SHUT UP!
Trowa: *eye twitches*
Duo: Heh heh, I have a confession to make...
*all eyes turn on Duo*
Duo: *happy* I make animal noises! Baaaa!!
Kelsey: Chiiiiirp!
Ange: Mooo!
Racoon: *makes racoon noise*
Wufei: WHY ARE YOU MAKING ANIMAL NOISES?! Everyone except Wufei: *points at Duo* He started it!
Duo: Ba?
Kelsey: Chirp?
Ange: Moo?
Trowa: *whispers* What do clowns say?
Kelsey: Squeak?
Duo: Honk?
Ange: Moo?
Duo: Clowns dont say moo.
Ange: Clowns say a lot of things.
Duo: Not including moo.
Ange: They say moo!
Kelsey: Ange says moo.
Duo: Have you ever heard a clown say moo?
Ange: Have you ever NOT heard a clown say moo?
Duo: Tons of times.
Ange: Exactly!
Duo: Exactly what?!
Ange: Clowns say moo.
Duo: *confused* THEY SAY A LOT OF THINGS!
Ange: Including moo.
Duo: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A CLOWN NOT SAY MOO?
Ange: They always say moo. It's an ongoing thing.
Duo: GAH!! *runs around in circles, flailing his arms*
Kelsey: *starts following Duo in circles*
Ange: *follows Kelsey*
Wufei: NO NO NO! THIS IS AS BAD AS THE ANIMAL NOISES!
Ange: *still running* So?
Duo: *comes to a screeching halt*
Kelsey: *skids to a stop right before she hits Duo*
Ange: *crashes into Kelsey, who in turn runs into Duo*
Duo: *falls down*
Kelsey: *trips over Duo and falls again*
Ange: *remains standing, but sees that everyone else is on the floor so she crumples into a heep next to them as well*
Door: *bell rings as two girls enter*
Duo: *tries to stand up but slips on the orange on the floor and falls back down*
Kelsey/Ange: *stand up with ease*
Wufei: Er...who are you?
Girls: We want haircuts!
Duo: We dont give haircuts we give new used cars.
Heero: Dumbass. Wrong occupation.
Duo: Curse my slow reaction.
Heero: *smacks Duo*
Quatre: So, you ladies want a haircut?
Girl 1: One haircut each.
Girl 2: Yeah, that would be good.
Ange: *is squinting really hard at the two girls* Hey...I know you two!
Allison: WHO ARE THEY?
Ange: *whispers in Allison's ear*
Allison: STEPH AND KACEY?!
Steph (Girl 1): Righto.
Kacey (Girl 2): We are not going to get a haircut any time soon, are we?
Quatre: Of course not.
Kacey: Thought so.
Duo: OW! *rubs the place where Heero smacked him*
Everyone: *glares at Duo*
Ange: Wasnt it wolves last time?
Duo: Yep.
Ange: Thought so.
Duo: Perhaps we should go in?
Ange: Yeah. *goes in*
Duo: *follows*
Heero: AHH!!! AHH!!! AH!!! [text messaging, for when you just cant talk--- that commerical where the ferret bites the guy's tounge and he types "SOS" to someone with his AT&T phone, you know the one]
Wufei: *has turned off the TV and is watching the pilots enter*
Door: *bell rings as Duo and Ange enter*
Wufei: Thought you'd never get here.
Kelsey: *is poking the orange on the floor and muttering about aliens ruling the earth through fruit*
Ange: Where are the others?
Wufei: They didnt get too far. *nods towards the three who are in the barber shop bathroom*
Quatre: Intriguing!
*loud SMACK*
Trowa/Allison: *walk out of the bathroom with huge grins on their faces*
Quatre: *also walks out, massaging the side of his face, which is very red* Fine, I'm sure Kelsey wants to hear all about my findings---KELSEY?! Where were you?!
Kelsey: I forget.
Quatre: *looks at Duo and Ange, who shrug, Quatre pouts* So...so, no more detective?
Ange: 'Fraid not.
Duo: *sudden idea* Well, Heero has gone missing, last seen running down the street with racoons on his heels. We need you to go out and find him, and bring him back, possibly alive. Go to it! This message will self destruct in...now! Boom!
Quatre: *gets caught up* All right! I'm ready! I'm ready! *runs outside, shouts, "I'M COMING HEERO!" and starting searching around*
Duo: That got him away...
Ange: I admire your thinking.
BAAAA!!!!
Everyone: *jumps a mile in the air*
Kelsey: THE CHICKENS ARE COMING! THE CHICKENS ARE COMING! *runs around in circles, waving her arms*
Allison: NO ITS THE SHEEP!
Trowa: Must you yell?
Allison: OF COURSE!
Trowa: ...In my ear?
Allison: YEAH!
Trowa: Why?
Allison: I JUST CANT SHUT UP!
Trowa: *eye twitches*
Duo: Heh heh, I have a confession to make...
*all eyes turn on Duo*
Duo: *happy* I make animal noises! Baaaa!!
Kelsey: Chiiiiirp!
Ange: Mooo!
Racoon: *makes racoon noise*
Wufei: WHY ARE YOU MAKING ANIMAL NOISES?! Everyone except Wufei: *points at Duo* He started it!
Duo: Ba?
Kelsey: Chirp?
Ange: Moo?
Trowa: *whispers* What do clowns say?
Kelsey: Squeak?
Duo: Honk?
Ange: Moo?
Duo: Clowns dont say moo.
Ange: Clowns say a lot of things.
Duo: Not including moo.
Ange: They say moo!
Kelsey: Ange says moo.
Duo: Have you ever heard a clown say moo?
Ange: Have you ever NOT heard a clown say moo?
Duo: Tons of times.
Ange: Exactly!
Duo: Exactly what?!
Ange: Clowns say moo.
Duo: *confused* THEY SAY A LOT OF THINGS!
Ange: Including moo.
Duo: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A CLOWN NOT SAY MOO?
Ange: They always say moo. It's an ongoing thing.
Duo: GAH!! *runs around in circles, flailing his arms*
Kelsey: *starts following Duo in circles*
Ange: *follows Kelsey*
Wufei: NO NO NO! THIS IS AS BAD AS THE ANIMAL NOISES!
Ange: *still running* So?
Duo: *comes to a screeching halt*
Kelsey: *skids to a stop right before she hits Duo*
Ange: *crashes into Kelsey, who in turn runs into Duo*
Duo: *falls down*
Kelsey: *trips over Duo and falls again*
Ange: *remains standing, but sees that everyone else is on the floor so she crumples into a heep next to them as well*
Door: *bell rings as two girls enter*
Duo: *tries to stand up but slips on the orange on the floor and falls back down*
Kelsey/Ange: *stand up with ease*
Wufei: Er...who are you?
Girls: We want haircuts!
Duo: We dont give haircuts we give new used cars.
Heero: Dumbass. Wrong occupation.
Duo: Curse my slow reaction.
Heero: *smacks Duo*
Quatre: So, you ladies want a haircut?
Girl 1: One haircut each.
Girl 2: Yeah, that would be good.
Ange: *is squinting really hard at the two girls* Hey...I know you two!
Allison: WHO ARE THEY?
Ange: *whispers in Allison's ear*
Allison: STEPH AND KACEY?!
Steph (Girl 1): Righto.
Kacey (Girl 2): We are not going to get a haircut any time soon, are we?
Quatre: Of course not.
Kacey: Thought so.
Duo: OW! *rubs the place where Heero smacked him*
Everyone: *glares at Duo*