THE FELLOWSHIP D.O.T.S

Disclaimer: I dis all claimers of the ring, and so on and so forth.

AN: Just fluff. You've come this far, now read the stoopid thing. [;-)]

: Merry is totally H.O.T!!!!!!
: Pippin is totally C.U.T.E!!!!!!!
: Frodo is totally M.E.L.O.N.C.H.O.L.Y
: Gandalf is totally O.L.D
: Saruman is totally E.V.I.L
: Gimli is totally U.G.L.Y
: Sam is totally D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.E
: Aragorn is totally D.I.R.T.Y
: Boromir is totally D.E.A.D
: Legolas is totally, dare i say it???????? G.A.Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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