You have been playing Mechwarrior too long when....
1. Your main insualt is "Freebirth"
2. You take pride when someone calls your "Trueborn"
3. You use "Quiaff" and "Quineg" to answer your boss or teacher
4. You have a K'Nex madcat as your guard dog
5. You refeer to your watch as your "codex"
6. You demand to be called "Star Colonel"
7. You have small t.v. monitors on the bottom of your desk, with a joystick taped onto your chair's arm rest
8. You get upset when someone thinks that Jade Falcons and Stiners are street gangs.
9. You have an extreme hatred towards anyone with a name of "Katrina" or "Victor"
10. You constantly wear shorts and a loose fitting tank top to work, explaining that you don't want to "Overheat whil frying the free birth scum"
11. You KNOW what "Quineg" and "Quiaff" mean.
12. You call someone a "surat"