~Tartar Sauce Meets the Airforce~
Chapter One: THE BEGINNING

A/N: If you have no idea who Anni, Anna, and Mina are, you MIGHT want to read litoblueanjel's Tartar Sauce gameshow story. It's actually mine, but Anna put it up o her's while my computer was broken. *grins at Anna* I don't own anything as usual so um ya.

(Anni, Anna, Mina, Squall, Zell, Tidus and Wakka are standing in a hallway waiting for the results of their flight test,which will determine whether they get to join the Airforce)

Anni: ::yawns loudly:: Yeeeeetch! Man, when do you suppose they're coming?

Anna: ::shrugs:: Maybe in a couple -

Mina: Hours?

Anna: ::sighs:: So they're late...what else is new?

Anni: ::walks to Wakka who is sitting against the wall and scoots down next to him:: So Wakka are you nervous?

Wakka: Not really. I mean, it's ok if I don't make it, ya?

Squall: ::Coughs::

Zell: Well what else were you going to do? Tartar Sauce was cancelled!

Anni: ::breaks down::

Mina: ::mumbles:: You just HAD to remind her, Zell. You just HAD to...

Anna: ::takes a seat on the bench with Tidus who is mumbling under his breath::

Tidus: ::looks over:: What?

Anna: ::smiles and strokes his hair:: Oh nothing. I'm just really really nervous.

Tidus: For who? You or me?

Anna: ::looks at floor:: Both of us, I guess.

Tidus: ::shrugs:: We'll do fine....atleast, that's what people keep telling me.

Mina: ::jumps up:: THEY'RE HERE!!!! ::points excitedly down hallway::

Zell: Woohoo! ::hops up beside Mina and jumps around::

Anni: ::jumps to her feets:: How do I look? ::adjusts uniform::

Wakka: You look fine, ya.

Squall: ::hisses:: Everyone in line! NOW!

(All line up beside eachother)

(Sgt. Surge walks up with his yellow spiked hair, and scarred face)

Sgt. Surge: Welcome, all you newcomers.

(All salute)

Sgt. Surge: ::takes out long list:: I would like to announce that all of you made it...

(all get happy look on face)

Sgt. Surge: But I can't...I'm sorry. I CAN announce that the following did make it in! ::looks at list and reads aloud:: Tidus!

Tidus: ::gapes:: What!? I MADE IT?! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ::hops around::

Sgt. Surge: ::smiles and reads on:: ANNA.

Anna: ::gasps:: Oh my Hyne..! ::grins and throws her arms around Tidus:: WE DID IT! WE DID IT!!!

Tidus: ::scoops her up and twirls:: WE DID!!!!

Sgt. Surge: .....::glances at list again:: MINA.

Mina: ::eyes grow big:: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sgt. Surge: Uh......ahem....::looks at list:: ZELL.

Zell: ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!! ::dances around::

Mina: ::tackles him happily:: ZELL WE BOTH MADE IT IN!

Zell: YA I KNO!!!

Sgt. Surge: Um......anyways...::looks at list again:: WAKKA.

Wakka: ::jumps:: I MADE IT?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sgt. Surge: And that's the new crew! Have fun you guys. Here, ::hands Anna, Tidus, Mina, Zell, and Wakka little scrolls:: These are your schedules and whatnot. See you in two days! ::walks away::

Anni: ::sits down next to wall in disbelief:: What...

Mina: ::is dancing around with Zell::

Anna: ::is getting swung by Tidus:: WEEE! WE DID IT! WE DID IT!

Wakka: ::walks to Anni:: Um...Anni..?

Anni: No...::stands up and wipes away tear:: Shut up. I don't want to hear your pity! ::walks down hallway::

Squall: ::shrugs and follows::

Wakka: .........::sits where she was sitting::

--TWO DAYS LATER--

(Anna, Mina, Tidus, Zell, and Wakka come in blue uniforms)

Anna: OK todays the day!

Tidus: ::nods eagerly:: Our first mission!

Zell: This is SO COOL!

Mina: YAYA!

(Sgt. Surge runs up)

Sgt. Surge: SOLDIERS! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!

Wakka: By WHO?!

Sgt. Surge: ::looks at Wakka:: The Virgos and Aries are after us, capturing the weak. We need help! ::throws them each a helmet:: Your jets are over there...::points to five jets lined up on airway:: GOGOGO!!!! ::runs away::

Tidus: YOU HEARD THE MAN! LET'S GO! ::runs away to jets::

Anna: ::follows::
Mina: ::follows Anna, followed by Zell::

Wakka: ::runs but passes a glance behind him first:: ::sees Anni sitting on a bench, watching them::

Anni: ::waves and puts on sad smile::

Wakka: ::waves back slowly, grinning::

Tidus: WAAAAKKKKKAAAAAAAA COME ON!!!!!

Wakka: ::turns and runs to Tidus and gang, who are loading jets::

Tidus: Ok Wakka get in your jet!

Wakka: ::runs to his jet and locks in - puts on helmet::

Tidus: ::talks into his helmet microphone thing:: Ok, Fighter One, ready!

Zell: Fighter Two, ready!

Mina: Fighter Three, ready!

Anna: Fighter Four, ready!

Wakka: Fighter Five, ready!

Tidus: Leeeeeeeeeeeeeet's GOOOOOOOO!!!!

(all simontaneously launch off)


---stay tuned for chapter two: The Aerial Combatant Fight--