Tartar Sauce Meets the Airforce:
Chapter Two: The Aerial Combatant War
(Mina, Anna, Wakka, Tidus, and Zell are flying jets in a line above Balamb)
Mina: Wow...it's beautiful, isn't it?
Anna: Yeah...
Tidus: Hey Anna...didn't we meet at an Aerial show?
Anna: Um no we met because you came to the try-outs for Tartar Sauce.
Tidus: Oh yeah...
Zell: Hey guys look over there. Straight ahead.
Wakka: I see them, ya. They friend or foe?
Mina: Hmmm...I'm going in for a closer look... ::dives jet forward and left::
Anna: MINA! GET YOUR HINEY BACK HERE! MIIIINAAA!!!!
Mina: ::is swooping towards the jet black ships:: I think they're from a different airforce...but I don't think they mean any harm.
Zell: ::breathes out:: Ok...you had me worried...
Mina: ::grins sheepishly and pulls up next to his ship:: What, you were afraid I'd blow up somehow?
Zell: Um yeah.
(all start getting emergency broadcast)
Tidus: SHUSH! I can't hear it!!!!
(all pause and listen)
Broadcast: ....Base...-aded...repeat..base...invaded AHHHHHHH!!!!!! (static)
Anna: Dear Hyne......
Wakka: Oh Gawd!
Mina: No way!
Tidus: Those alien bastards got the base!!!
Zell: Should we go back and try to fight?
Anna: ::swoops to the right furiously:: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! ::flies to base::
Mina: ::flies just below her:: Hey Anna...
Anna: What?
Mina: ...do you think they got Anni or Squall?
Anna: ::laughs nervously:: No way. I mean, Anni wasn't at the base.........was she?
(Tidus, Wakka, and Zell are listening in silently)
Wakka: Oh no....::moans::
Tidus: What?
Wakka: ......Anni WAS at the base....I don't know...maybe she left after we did.
Zell: Oh man! What about Squall?
Tidus: Iono...haven't seen him since the award thing.
Anna: Hey guys....look below us.....
(all looks down and see the base in ruins, with fire everywhere and people screaming and running away from slender alien people who look much like Zoras)
Mina: ::covers mouth::
Zell: ::looks away::
Tidus: ::gasps::
Wakka: ::growls::
Anna: ::swoops low:: C'mon...we're gonna get rid of some alien scum!
Wakka: ::swoops low but in different direction:: I'm goin' to the left. Mina, Tidus, go with Anna. Zell Come with me.
Zell: ::shrugs and follows::
Tidus: ::mutters something about leaders and then follows Anna::
Mina: Okk.....::follows Anna::
Wakka: ::checks behind his shoulder:: Zell there's a fighter on your tail!
Zell: Oh shit! ::shoots upwards:: ::sentry follows::
Wakka: ::tails sentry:: Hold on Zell!
Zell: HURRY! HE'S OPENING FIRE!
Wakka: Damn Lock and Load shit!!!!! ::punches screen furiously:: EAGLE ONE FOX 3!!! ::fires missle just as sentry fires missle:: ::blows up sentry::
Wakka: YEAH I GOT HIM!!!!
(missle that sentry fired hits zell's ship, blowing it up immediatley)
Wakka: .... Zell? ZELL?!!!!! OH GAWD!!!! NOOOOO!!!! HYNE!!! ZELL?!?!?!?!
Mina: ::swoops in beside Wakka:: Please don't tell me that was Zell's ship.
Wakka: ::mutters darkly:: What do you think... ::soars up::
Mina: ::stutters:: No..Zell...wh-why-why..oh my Hyne....
Anna: What happened down there? I see pieces of ship go flying past!
Mina: ZELL'S DEAD!!!!
Anna:O my gawd........
Tidus: WHAT?! NOOOOO!! NOOOO!!!
Wakka: ::flies in beside Tidus:: OK we need to land and get our bearings together...I say over by the building.
Anna: Ok, I'm good with that...
Mina: ::is weeping silently::
(all fly to building and land)
Anna: ::climbs out:: Gawd.....why did we join the Airforce....
Mina: Because..beacuse......Tartar Sauce was....c-c-cancelled! ::cries again::
Anna: ::looks up at sky which is darkening from ships coming in::
Tidus: ::comes up behind her and wraps his arms around her:: It's ok..this'll all be over soon...
Anna: ::breaks free from him and walks away:: No it won't...the war's just going to keep getting worse and worse! Anni and Zell are dead, and as far as I know, so is Squall. The hell with war.
Tidus: ::blinks:: .......
Wakka: ::is laying on back and staring at sky::
Mina: ::is swaying back and forth on the ground::
--Stay tuned for Chapter Three: Prisoners of the Enemy--
Are Anni and Zell really dead or have they been captured? Stay tuned for
Chapter Three: Prisoners of the Enemy!
Chapter Two: The Aerial Combatant War
(Mina, Anna, Wakka, Tidus, and Zell are flying jets in a line above Balamb)
Mina: Wow...it's beautiful, isn't it?
Anna: Yeah...
Tidus: Hey Anna...didn't we meet at an Aerial show?
Anna: Um no we met because you came to the try-outs for Tartar Sauce.
Tidus: Oh yeah...
Zell: Hey guys look over there. Straight ahead.
Wakka: I see them, ya. They friend or foe?
Mina: Hmmm...I'm going in for a closer look... ::dives jet forward and left::
Anna: MINA! GET YOUR HINEY BACK HERE! MIIIINAAA!!!!
Mina: ::is swooping towards the jet black ships:: I think they're from a different airforce...but I don't think they mean any harm.
Zell: ::breathes out:: Ok...you had me worried...
Mina: ::grins sheepishly and pulls up next to his ship:: What, you were afraid I'd blow up somehow?
Zell: Um yeah.
(all start getting emergency broadcast)
Tidus: SHUSH! I can't hear it!!!!
(all pause and listen)
Broadcast: ....Base...-aded...repeat..base...invaded AHHHHHHH!!!!!! (static)
Anna: Dear Hyne......
Wakka: Oh Gawd!
Mina: No way!
Tidus: Those alien bastards got the base!!!
Zell: Should we go back and try to fight?
Anna: ::swoops to the right furiously:: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! ::flies to base::
Mina: ::flies just below her:: Hey Anna...
Anna: What?
Mina: ...do you think they got Anni or Squall?
Anna: ::laughs nervously:: No way. I mean, Anni wasn't at the base.........was she?
(Tidus, Wakka, and Zell are listening in silently)
Wakka: Oh no....::moans::
Tidus: What?
Wakka: ......Anni WAS at the base....I don't know...maybe she left after we did.
Zell: Oh man! What about Squall?
Tidus: Iono...haven't seen him since the award thing.
Anna: Hey guys....look below us.....
(all looks down and see the base in ruins, with fire everywhere and people screaming and running away from slender alien people who look much like Zoras)
Mina: ::covers mouth::
Zell: ::looks away::
Tidus: ::gasps::
Wakka: ::growls::
Anna: ::swoops low:: C'mon...we're gonna get rid of some alien scum!
Wakka: ::swoops low but in different direction:: I'm goin' to the left. Mina, Tidus, go with Anna. Zell Come with me.
Zell: ::shrugs and follows::
Tidus: ::mutters something about leaders and then follows Anna::
Mina: Okk.....::follows Anna::
Wakka: ::checks behind his shoulder:: Zell there's a fighter on your tail!
Zell: Oh shit! ::shoots upwards:: ::sentry follows::
Wakka: ::tails sentry:: Hold on Zell!
Zell: HURRY! HE'S OPENING FIRE!
Wakka: Damn Lock and Load shit!!!!! ::punches screen furiously:: EAGLE ONE FOX 3!!! ::fires missle just as sentry fires missle:: ::blows up sentry::
Wakka: YEAH I GOT HIM!!!!
(missle that sentry fired hits zell's ship, blowing it up immediatley)
Wakka: .... Zell? ZELL?!!!!! OH GAWD!!!! NOOOOO!!!! HYNE!!! ZELL?!?!?!?!
Mina: ::swoops in beside Wakka:: Please don't tell me that was Zell's ship.
Wakka: ::mutters darkly:: What do you think... ::soars up::
Mina: ::stutters:: No..Zell...wh-why-why..oh my Hyne....
Anna: What happened down there? I see pieces of ship go flying past!
Mina: ZELL'S DEAD!!!!
Anna:O my gawd........
Tidus: WHAT?! NOOOOO!! NOOOO!!!
Wakka: ::flies in beside Tidus:: OK we need to land and get our bearings together...I say over by the building.
Anna: Ok, I'm good with that...
Mina: ::is weeping silently::
(all fly to building and land)
Anna: ::climbs out:: Gawd.....why did we join the Airforce....
Mina: Because..beacuse......Tartar Sauce was....c-c-cancelled! ::cries again::
Anna: ::looks up at sky which is darkening from ships coming in::
Tidus: ::comes up behind her and wraps his arms around her:: It's ok..this'll all be over soon...
Anna: ::breaks free from him and walks away:: No it won't...the war's just going to keep getting worse and worse! Anni and Zell are dead, and as far as I know, so is Squall. The hell with war.
Tidus: ::blinks:: .......
Wakka: ::is laying on back and staring at sky::
Mina: ::is swaying back and forth on the ground::
--Stay tuned for Chapter Three: Prisoners of the Enemy--
Are Anni and Zell really dead or have they been captured? Stay tuned for
Chapter Three: Prisoners of the Enemy!