There Must Be a Mistake
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with final fantasy
Note: I don't know much about final fantasy so my story will most probably be wrong in any sense and well I think as it as this ...... its my story and I can do what I want, and guess what I made up some characters too, there names are Nadia Natalya and Elyse ok cool
One day in a far away land ............. lets cut the crap shall we and just get on with the story
Well Tidus, Squall, Sefier, Nadia, Natalya and Elyse were walking down the road when all of a sudden a big ugly hiddious.............woman appeared and she just so happened to be the voice behind all things told in a womanly voice, and then from behind came a man, the voice of all things manly told, he was so much skinnier then the woman and next to her he looked like a stick, the woman a watermelon, the woman then spoke.
"Were is the script for this story............I demand to see the script for this story"
Everybody looked quite confused and mumbled to each other
"ummmmmmmmmmm"
"M-m-maybe t-t-they don't h-have o-on-one" Said the little man quite horrified, the little man crouched as to hide himself from being beaten to his death, fear pierced through his eyes, his body was shaking
"We don't have one" Tidus told the big lady
"Why would we need one" Asked Squall "were here on a mission"
"There must be a mistake" Told Nadia "you must have got something wrong"
"I DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES" Shrieked the big old lady
"What shall we go with then" Asked the little man
the fat lady completely ignored the little man and went on
"well we'll just have to go with this one then"
The lady pulled out from her huge jacket, a ripped up old folder and pulled out 6 scripts
"Go to the changing rooms and learn these and get changed, I expect you all to be ready in 5 minutes....GO!"
The big lady pushed them along towards the changing rooms and shoved them all in one each
"You can't do this to us" argued Natalya
"I just did" said the fat lady
"B-b-but b-but" said Elyse
"ohhhhh wasting time ....... 4 minutes left" said the fat lady
"arrrrrrrrr" screamed all of them
"3 minutes"
"HURRY" screamed the little man "the people are starting to come in"
"what do you mean people" asked Sefier
The fat lady pulled them all out of their changing rooms and pushed them along towards the stage
"Isn't its beautiful" she said as she was pushing them along, a hint of a cry in her voice "I used to do this but I retired" her voice dropped then became normal again "come on you lot, go up there and make me proud" she aggressively hurried them onto the stage
They all still had their scripts in their hands and they stood there just looking off the stage towards the audience
Nadia whispered to the others "eh what are we meant to do?"
"................................"
