I don't own anything except...my soul
It's a little something with Tidus from FFX and Zell..
I might make it longer if people R&R.
The short blonde walked out the Training Center. Singing a
Pink song called "Get this party started"
Zell- I'm coming out so you better get this party started!"
Then he noticed that all the girls was looking at another guy.
Including the one girl that works in the libaray with the pigtails.
Zell-Ok, kool it Zell. He's proberly just a new guy. When they
relieze that I'm done training they'll come back...I think.
So he walked over to see the "new guy". The new guy was tall
with blonde hair.It kind of looked like Zells but not so spik
New Guy- Hi,I'm from FFX. Ya'know Zanarka
When Zell finally walked up to were everyone was...he was..
jealous cause' the "new guy" was always in FMV form.
Zell: Ok, so what if he has looks...I bet he dosen't have
personalty like mine.
Girl#1- He is so hot!
Girl#2- Hey he's mine!!!
Girl#1-That's what you think...
Girl#2- You little
Girl #2 couldn't complete her sentence because she got her
a** kicked by Girl #1...She is now dead...
Zell walked right in front of the New Guy.
Zell:Who are you?
New Guy:I'm Tidus from FFX. People here dosen't know what Aeons are
and where Spira is.
Zell:Ok, Tidus you are freaking me out but, you proberly got
bumped in the head or something. So I'm going to show you
around. Ok?
Tidus:Ok, but I know for a fact I didn't get bumped in the head.
Plus, how can you explain how my face looks different then everyone
Zell was raising one eyebrow trying to think of something...
Zell:Maybe you...got a plastic face? I know lots of girls who
had surgerey. Like...Squall!
Tidus was making a confused face. Zell and Tidus noticed how much
they looked a lot a like!
Tidus:Wait a minute! You look like me!!! You bastard...maybe I didn't
get plastic surgerey but you did!!! To look like me!
Zell:Now hold on a second...since you lost your mine! Maybe it's
the other way around!
Zell and Tidus was staring at eachother. I think they were...doing
the head and snap thing.
Zell:Your jealous because my hair is more spiked up then yours!
Tidus:No, your jealous because my hair is flake free!
Then, Squall came in the middle of them fighting.
Squall:What is it now. Damm it I have a Garden to run!
Zell was pointing at Tidus.
Zell:He started it!
Tidus:Liar!!! You LIAR!!
Squall was very...angr
Squall:Hey, Zell the lunch bell rang and Tidus follow me.
Zell ran to the Cafeteria.
Tidus:Ok, I'll follow you.
A/N: Did ya like it? Sorry for spacing too much...but I think it's
easyer to read it. This chapter wasn't as funny because it WAS
the first chap. but I PROMISE you if you people like it
I'll make another chapter full of humor!!!
Zells_Gurl
It's a little something with Tidus from FFX and Zell..
I might make it longer if people R&R.
The short blonde walked out the Training Center. Singing a
Pink song called "Get this party started"
Zell- I'm coming out so you better get this party started!"
Then he noticed that all the girls was looking at another guy.
Including the one girl that works in the libaray with the pigtails.
Zell-Ok, kool it Zell. He's proberly just a new guy. When they
relieze that I'm done training they'll come back...I think.
So he walked over to see the "new guy". The new guy was tall
with blonde hair.It kind of looked like Zells but not so spik
New Guy- Hi,I'm from FFX. Ya'know Zanarka
When Zell finally walked up to were everyone was...he was..
jealous cause' the "new guy" was always in FMV form.
Zell: Ok, so what if he has looks...I bet he dosen't have
personalty like mine.
Girl#1- He is so hot!
Girl#2- Hey he's mine!!!
Girl#1-That's what you think...
Girl#2- You little
Girl #2 couldn't complete her sentence because she got her
a** kicked by Girl #1...She is now dead...
Zell walked right in front of the New Guy.
Zell:Who are you?
New Guy:I'm Tidus from FFX. People here dosen't know what Aeons are
and where Spira is.
Zell:Ok, Tidus you are freaking me out but, you proberly got
bumped in the head or something. So I'm going to show you
around. Ok?
Tidus:Ok, but I know for a fact I didn't get bumped in the head.
Plus, how can you explain how my face looks different then everyone
Zell was raising one eyebrow trying to think of something...
Zell:Maybe you...got a plastic face? I know lots of girls who
had surgerey. Like...Squall!
Tidus was making a confused face. Zell and Tidus noticed how much
they looked a lot a like!
Tidus:Wait a minute! You look like me!!! You bastard...maybe I didn't
get plastic surgerey but you did!!! To look like me!
Zell:Now hold on a second...since you lost your mine! Maybe it's
the other way around!
Zell and Tidus was staring at eachother. I think they were...doing
the head and snap thing.
Zell:Your jealous because my hair is more spiked up then yours!
Tidus:No, your jealous because my hair is flake free!
Then, Squall came in the middle of them fighting.
Squall:What is it now. Damm it I have a Garden to run!
Zell was pointing at Tidus.
Zell:He started it!
Tidus:Liar!!! You LIAR!!
Squall was very...angr
Squall:Hey, Zell the lunch bell rang and Tidus follow me.
Zell ran to the Cafeteria.
Tidus:Ok, I'll follow you.
A/N: Did ya like it? Sorry for spacing too much...but I think it's
easyer to read it. This chapter wasn't as funny because it WAS
the first chap. but I PROMISE you if you people like it
I'll make another chapter full of humor!!!
Zells_Gurl