(Note: hi I'm so sorry if I misspelled sweat drop my computer is messed up right now so there I didn't see it until now)
(Um Ryu1 is face to face with Ryu2 what will happen
Beko: I'll tell you what will happen you, as the writer will stop making dumb preview lines ok now shut up)
*Ryu2 points figure at Ryu1*
(Note: he he this is what you've been waiting for the big thing everybody wants to hear and I know you do. I'm guessing you must be thinking why I'm saying this when you just want the main thing the big story the thing that breaks all rules. Well guess what you know you can't read it because I'm stopping you from reading it. So ha you will not be hearing from Ryu so face it you need to stop reading or is it the fact that I'm keeping it away from you make you want it more)
(*Computer breaks* oh shoot err you may keep reading)
Ryu2: .............
*Sweat drop. Everybody falls of chair*
(Note: ha ha fooled you)
Ryu1: ............
Ryu2:................
Ryu1: .................
Beko: oh no
Ryu2: .............!!!!!!
*sweat drop*
(Note: Gee that was threating)
Umi: wait I have something
*Umi walks of stage and you hear her running around back stage*
"trip bonk "
Umi: ouch
*Beko sweat drops and then a vain pops out and she grabs Ryu1 by his shirt*
Beko: how dare you! Meanie I was in the middle of doing pain to the other you!
*Beko shakes Ryu1 madly but enough to get her fun out of it*
Umi: found it
Sanzo+ Beko:eh!?
Ryu1+ 2: .....!?
*Beko hits them with the mighty paper fan*
Beko: shut up
*Umi places a small like box between the 2 Ryu dragons*
Ryu1: ...........
*The box lights up*
Sudtitles1: what the heck
*Ryu1 covers his mouth*
Ryu2: ....
Subtitles2: haha
All: yah
Sanzo: so this little thing does subtitles
Umi: yep
Sanzo: where was such a thing found
*In the background you see the 2 ryu boys side by side singing the yellow submarine using the subtitle machine while Beko is dancing around to the soundless music*
*Ryu1 trips on his stupid cape and falls on Ryu2 to no surprise this causes the Jerry Springer show to pop out of no where. I know I use "Pop out of no where" a lot, but hey it's for the sake of poor typing fingers.
Beko:............
*looks both ways before crossing the stage*
Beko: Fight!! Fight!! Fight!!
*Sweat drop*
Umi: Let's just get on with the show, stage or no stage. Jerry or no Jerry.
Sanzo: AWW Mannnn!!!!
BBUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Sanzo: Damn that's the end
*Ryu2 hops happily*
Umi: Give him the frickin' tickets.
Sanzo: Eh? Nani?
Umi: What is it?
Sanzo: We made a mistake, these tickets are used for 2 people
* Beko jumps very happily*
Beko: Yay!! You remembered my birthday!!!
Umi: Um... yeah....we thought you might have needed a vacation.
Sanzo: But..........
Umi: So you can have it.
*Beko grabs the tickets and jump on Ryu2's back*
Beko: Wheeee!!!!
*Trailing behind her is the subtitle machine, and the black background.*
Beko: This will be fun.
Ryu2Thinking: For you maybe
*Ryu2 puts on his little 'help me' face as he walks off stage.*
Umi+ Sanzo: ...................
*Umi grabs Sanzo*
Umi Whispering: It's not Beko's birthday isn't it?
Sanzo: No
Umi: She got us again, damn it.
*Umi and Sanzo glare at Ryu1*
Sanzo: You wanna go on a date?
Ryu1:.................................?
Umi: Sure.
*Umi and Sanzo each grab one of Ryu1's leg and drag him away as he helplessly claws the floor trailing behind him*
~*~
Ryu1:..............................END.