The Marauders Celibacy
Chapter 1
"Alright Sirius, Remus, Peter, I've thought of something that will challenge us all, no matter how ridiculous it seems and how stupid we are for doing it." James Potter told his friends Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew (UGH!).
"And that is, Jamsipoo?" Sirius asked. The four were in their 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and since they had finished their long-term homework projects and all else and none of them were going out with anyone they found themselves extremely bored. The full moon had just passed, too. So now they sat on James' bed, awaiting his answer.
"As you and I all know, Shennille Nakira and Lily are the hottest girls in the school and probably on earth, and they're totally into us. But not you Peter. Anyway, What I'm thinking will hurt them and us. It will torture both sides, until its finally over." James explained.
"But what is it?" Remus asked.
"I propose we hold a contest of abstinence." James said.
Sirius stared wide-eyed at him. "No sex? For how long?" He gasped.
"Not only no sex," James taunted, enjoying crushing Sirius' hopes. "But nothing to do with it. No intercourse, No biting, licking, touching, sucking, fondling, groping, touching, feeling, kissing any way or where of any sort, and not even hugging!" He exclaimed, smiling at the look on Sirius' face.
"Nothing?" he half-whispered.
"Don't seem too hard to me!" Remus said.
"You say that now, but just wait until Shennille is all over you and you can't do anything about it!" James said. Remus gulped. "So do we all agree? No sex or anything related for."
"40 days?" Peter suggested.
"Yeah, perfect. Any guy that can live that long without any (apart from geeks) would probably die on the night right after." James said. Sirius looked as if he would cry.
"Don't worry Siri, I'm sure she'll understand. Its not like you two are going out or anything anyway" James said.
Sirius grumbled "mmm hmmmm".
"They're gonna know?" Remus asked.
"Of course!" James exclaimed. "And probably the whole school eventually too, if we know Shennille and Nakira."
"Why don't we just keep it a secret? It would be harder that way" Remus said.
"But then everyone's gonna think we went gay or something. It would be harder if people knew, because then they'll try to get us to stop and all." Sirius explained. "And I definitely don't want Nakira thinking I'm gay."
Chapter 1
"Alright Sirius, Remus, Peter, I've thought of something that will challenge us all, no matter how ridiculous it seems and how stupid we are for doing it." James Potter told his friends Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew (UGH!).
"And that is, Jamsipoo?" Sirius asked. The four were in their 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and since they had finished their long-term homework projects and all else and none of them were going out with anyone they found themselves extremely bored. The full moon had just passed, too. So now they sat on James' bed, awaiting his answer.
"As you and I all know, Shennille Nakira and Lily are the hottest girls in the school and probably on earth, and they're totally into us. But not you Peter. Anyway, What I'm thinking will hurt them and us. It will torture both sides, until its finally over." James explained.
"But what is it?" Remus asked.
"I propose we hold a contest of abstinence." James said.
Sirius stared wide-eyed at him. "No sex? For how long?" He gasped.
"Not only no sex," James taunted, enjoying crushing Sirius' hopes. "But nothing to do with it. No intercourse, No biting, licking, touching, sucking, fondling, groping, touching, feeling, kissing any way or where of any sort, and not even hugging!" He exclaimed, smiling at the look on Sirius' face.
"Nothing?" he half-whispered.
"Don't seem too hard to me!" Remus said.
"You say that now, but just wait until Shennille is all over you and you can't do anything about it!" James said. Remus gulped. "So do we all agree? No sex or anything related for."
"40 days?" Peter suggested.
"Yeah, perfect. Any guy that can live that long without any (apart from geeks) would probably die on the night right after." James said. Sirius looked as if he would cry.
"Don't worry Siri, I'm sure she'll understand. Its not like you two are going out or anything anyway" James said.
Sirius grumbled "mmm hmmmm".
"They're gonna know?" Remus asked.
"Of course!" James exclaimed. "And probably the whole school eventually too, if we know Shennille and Nakira."
"Why don't we just keep it a secret? It would be harder that way" Remus said.
"But then everyone's gonna think we went gay or something. It would be harder if people knew, because then they'll try to get us to stop and all." Sirius explained. "And I definitely don't want Nakira thinking I'm gay."