There was Jareth, King of the Goblins, in all his glory. Not that there was much glory in his current activities. Apparently, his Glitterness was a Shania Twain fan as well. "The best thing about being a woman is the perogative to have a little fun!" Jareth was singing. Not to mention he was dancing, using a broomstick as a microphone. "Oh oh oh! Go totally crazy! Forget I'm a lady! Men's shirts, short skirts! Oh oh oh! Really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style."
Their eyes nearly popped out of their heads. Not only was Jareth singing Man I Feel Like I A Woman, but he was actually wearing a short skirt, a men's shirt, black heels, and a black top-hat, just like in the video!! "Goddess...." Emerald breathed. "You're tellin' me," Koni whispered. "This is worse than the J as Frank'n'Furter nightmare I had," LeAnn said softly, eyes still wide. This side of Jareth wasn't just scary. It was terrifying. Apparently, he hadn't noticed them yet.
"Oh oh oh, get in the action, feel the attraction, color my hair, do what I dare! Oh oh oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel. Man! I feel like a woman!" LeAnn and Koni had to stuff their fists in their mouths to stop from laughing. Emmy, in better control of herself, just kept the camcorder rolling as Jareth continued to sing.
"The girls need a break tonight we're gonna take the chance to get out on the town. We don't need romance we only wanna dance. We're gonna let our hair hang down. The best thing about bein' a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun and oh oh oh, go totally crazy. Forget I'm a lady. Men's shirts, short skirts. Oh oh oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style." Jareth danced around crazily, swinging his broomstick around as he continued to sing. By the time the song was over, Koni and LeAnn were starting to turn blue from lack of oxygin, and even Emmy was starting to giggle.
Finally, the song began it's last few lines, Jareth still singing along. "I get totally crazy. Can you feel it? Come, come, come on baby! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! I feel like a woman!" The Goblin King then struck a pose, before noticing the Trio at his door, their giggles now very audible. He glared at them icily. "All three of you, in here, right now," he said, his voice a low growl. "And just what do you three think you were up to, now?" he asked, one elegant eyebrow arched.
The Trio slowly came in as 'Love Gets Me Every Time' started playing in the background. Each girl gnawed over what they should tell the Goblin Kin in their minds. He was definately in one of those moods where you didn't want to do anything wrong, and they didn't want to end up in the Bog. Again. Jareth smirked. "Of course, I'm willing to overlook this little incident if you'll hand over the tape you've made of it..." he said when he saw they weren't going to answer.
The Trio looked at eachother, glanced at Jareth warily, then looked at eachother again. "Run!" they yelled at the same time, and took off through the castle.