"Just ignore her, she'll-"
"Hey Videl," Nabiki said coolly, as she stood in the doorway.
"Don't start Nabiki," Videl hissed.
"No, it's ok, I was wrong."
"Oh yeah! Wait, huh?"
"I was wrong to say you and Gohan should be engaged," she crossed her arms over her chest.
"I accept your apology."
"Oh, I'm not apologizing, I just came to tell you that I think I want Gohan for myself, he's just so manly!"
"You are so dead!" Videl shouted and leapt across the room, reaching for her throat. Akane caught the collar of her sweatshirt, pulled her back and grabbed her arm. "Let me go! Let me go! I'm gonna kill her!" Nabiki giggled and strode out of the room.
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Gohan lay on his bed in Ranma's room, engaged in thought. Nabiki was kind of right, Videl is nice and all, cute too I guess. But engagement seems a bit too much now, I mean she doesn't even know how I feel. Female Ranma burst into the room unexpectedly and Gohan sat up. Her shirt had been ripped by numerous slashes from panda claws. She closed the door behind her and the shirt fell off in pieces. Gohan's eyes widened and his mouth dropped. She kicked off her pants and her boxers, then grabbed a towel out of a drawer and hung it on her arm. She opened the door and turned to a mesmerized Gohan.
"I'm gonna go take a bath, you can go next if you wanna." Gohan watched her naked rear as she left the room and shut the door. This is not what I was expecting when I agreed to this he thought. The door flew open again and Ranma walked in stark naked without a towel. "Forgot my pjs," she said. She turned to Gohan, "Something wrong?" Gohan fell off the side of the bed.
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The next day…
Gohan opened his eyes slowly. He looked over and saw Ranma snoring on his own bed. He let out a sigh of relief. Finally, peace and quiet for once, he thought. Suddenly, Nabiki hopped onto his chest. She wore a bathrobe tied tightly at the waist, and her breasts were all but showing.
" Mornin' sweetie," she cooed.
"Gyaah!" He stammered. "What the hell are you doing?!?"
"I wanted to see how you're adjusting, honey." She shook her chest and laughed. Gohan watched her breasts bounce. The door exploded and a dark figure stood unmoving, it's eyes glowed red.
"Nabiki…" It bellowed. Nabiki screamed in terror and jumped off of Gohan to try and get out the door. Videl grabbed her by the throat and prepared to wallop Nabiki. Thinking quickly, Nabiki slid out of the robe and ran out the room wearing only a red thong bikini. Videl tore the garment to shreds and gave chase.
"Gosh," Gohan remarked.
"That's nothin' I have at least a half dozen girls who have their sights on me," Ranma said groggily. He rubbed his eyes and sat up.
"I'm not proud of this Ranma."
"At least your not like Ryoga, nobody likes that loser."
"WHAT WAS THAT?" A voice from outside yelled. Gohan looked out the window and saw the boy from yesterday that had been chasing female Ranma. He pointed the umbrella at Gohan, "You and me, buddy, one on one, three days from now. Do you accept?"
"He wants me to fight him," Gohan turned to Ranma.
"Go ahead, he's a pushover."
"I heard that!" Ryoga said from outside.
"But… I might hurt him," Gohan said nervously.
"Nah, he's a tough guy, I doubt you couldn't damage him worse than a broken arm or rib."
"No, you really don't understand."
"Quit worrying, just accept, kick his butt and go on with life." Gohan opened the window.
"I accept Ryoga!"
"Good, I'll meet you here in exactly three days." Ryoga turned and ran off into the distance.
"Great, now you have a week to train."
"A week?"
"Yeah, Ryoga really has some major problems with directions."
"If you say so," Gohan sighed. Suddenly, a topless Nabiki ran into the room and hid behind Gohan's bed. Videl came chasing after her and accidentally backhanded Gohan out the window, followed by Ranma. They landed in the pool.
"Those girls need to learn some manners," a now female Ranma said. Gohan turned to her and his eyes widened after seeing her bare breasts. "Oops, sorry," Ranma said and reached into the tree branch to grab her pj shirt.
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Ranma, Gohan, Akane and Videl left for school. Happosai appeared skipping down the street with a sack of 'loot' over his shoulder, laughing as he went. Dozens of girls chased after him, waving weapons of all sorts.
"A burglar!" Gohan shouted.
"Nah, that's just Happosai, he's the perverted old goat who taught our fathers," Ranma said.
"I gotta go, I'll catch up with you guys in a minute," Gohan said and disappeared. All of a sudden, a guy in a red cape, green tunic, black pants, white turban and sunglasses appeared.
"Who the hell is that?" Akane said.
"Fear not citizens, for I am the purveyor of justice, the keeper of law, the protector of the innocent, I am the Great Saiya Man!" He declared through a flurry of poses. Akane stared in disbelief, Ranma smirked, and Videl smiled inwardly, only she knew it was Gohan. "I shall stop this vile criminal!" Saiya Man knelt on one knee and held both arms in the air. He dashed toward Happosai.
"What is this?" Happosai questioned. Saiya Man kicked the bag of loot back to the girls. Happosai abruptly whirled around in shock. "My silky darlings! No…" He said as he watched the girls reclaim their bras and panties. He turned back to Gohan, clenched his fists, and smoke began to trickle out of his ears. "You're going to get it now young man!" He challenged. Happosai jumped back then made a flying leap at Saiya Man. He was easily seized.
"Ah ha, evildoer I have you now!" Saiya Man soon realized he held a dummy and the rag stuffed with firecrackers exploded, darkening his outfit and breaking one lens of his sunglasses.
"Never has anyone caught the great Happosai!" Happosai declared before running full speed into Ranma's foot. Ranma picked him up by the collar of his shirt, and the martial arts master hung limply.
"Good job citizen! Now hand him over to the Great Saiya Man," he held out his hand.
"So, what's with the getup Gohan?" Gohan remained speechless and threw up his arms in disbelief. "Really, that is so tacky."
"Shhhhhh!!! Please don't tell anyone."
"Ok, that ok with you girls?"
"Yeah."
"Wow, what a show," Akane said. Gohan blushed and looked around. Not seeing anyone else, he pressed a button on his belt and the costume vanished. "Shall we continue to school?" The four walked to school.
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In class throughout the day, many girls stared at Gohan, believing him to be cute. Videl would give them a mean look and they'd turn the other way quickly. At lunch, Videl sat with Akane and was very sociable, while Gohan sat with Ranma and his friends. PE was next and Gohan was not looking forward to it. He recalled his last experience with his first day of PE at Orange High, he had nearly revealed his power by jumped twenty feet in the air to catch a potential home run. I am NOT going to do that again, I can't risk showing my true strength.
"Hey Videl," Nabiki said as she passed by their table. "You better start making people believe you and Gohan and dating, otherwise, you may have a bit more competition than just me," she gestured to the other girls. Videl made a face and wiggled her tongue. Nabiki made face back and left to go sit with her friends.
"Akane, do you think she's right?"
"Hell no, everyone knows Ranma and I are engaged and people still chase after us," she replied.
"You too?"
"Yup, it gets tiring." The bell rang and everyone got up to go back to class.
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"Gohan!" One of the guys yelled and passed the football to Gohan. He caught it and stood there, puzzled.
"Run with it!" Another shouted. Gohan began walking down the field with the ball under his arm. The other team raced after him.
"Wrong way!" Gohan spun around and sped down the field, sending the opposing players in all directions and he ran by. He stopped under the goal, he had made a touchdown.
"Ok, set up again!" Ranma announced.
"Throw the ball here, Gohan," one guy said. Gohan gently tossed the ball to the kid, he caught it by his stomach and the football sent him flying into the wall behind him.
"Whoa…" The group said in unison and crowded around the downed student.
"S-sorry!" Gohan yelled in apology.
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"Must he show off?" Videl grumbled.
"Wow…" Akane murmured. They stood on the side of the other field, where the girls were playing soccer. The ball was passed to Akane and the two ran down the field. "Here, Videl, shoot!" She passed the ball to Videl. Videl stopped it and kicked it with all her might, it passed through the open hands of the goalie and burst out the other side of the side, leaving a large hole.
"Yay! We win!" Their team shouted. All the girls on their team high-fived the two and everyone went to the changing room to get ready for the next class.
"I'm getting a funny feeling Akane," Videl said as she took off her shirt.
"Me too, it's like-"
"We're being watched." Videl declared.
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"H-hey Gohan, the locker room is right over here," the pale kid Gosunkugi said. He put his arm on Gohan's shoulder and began leading him. "Y-you know, th-that was some throw you did."
"Oh, it must've been a fluke," Gohan replied. The walked up to the door to the locker room.
"Here it is buddy, I have to go c-collect the equipment, I'll see you in a minute, h-heh heh," Gosunkugi left and hobbled away chuckling. This'll teach him that showboat! Gosunkugi thought. Gohan walked in and began pulling his shirt over his head when several towels were thrown at him.
"AHHH A BOY!"
"COVER YOURSELVES!!" They screamed. Lucky for Gohan, he had his shirt on his head when they beat him up and forcibly threw him out. He didn't see anyone and no one knew it was he. Later, the girls couldn't stop talking about the pervert who sneaked into the locker room.
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"What happened to you?" Ranma asked. He and Gohan were in their room, hanging out after the day at school.
"That weird kid Gosunkugi and his stupid tricks," Gohan adjusted the ice pack on his head.
"Yeah, he'll do that to ya."
"I'm gonna go take a bath, I'll be out in about an hour," Gohan picked a towel out of the drawer and set the ice pack down.
"Ok, see ya," Ranma put his arms behind his head and began snoring. Gohan went into the bathroom and locked the door, he didn't want any interference from Nabiki or anyone else. He undressed, got into the filled tub and sighed with relief.
"Finally, a moment of peace and quiet." Gohan failed to notice the basket of dirty clothes move from the corner. The pile of clothes rose and took the form of a woman. Nabiki crept out of the clothes wearing a skimpy bathing suit, and tiptoed toward the unsuspecting Gohan. Gohan saw her out of the corner of his eye and began scrambling against the other side of the bathtub. Before his eyes, Videl, wearing a wetsuit and snorkel rose out of the water. Nabiki screamed in surprise and was chased downstairs by Videl. Gohan crept out of the tub and began to close the door, when a large panda knocked him out the door and slammed it before he could crawl back in. Akane began walking down the hall and Gohan used a ki attack to blow a hole in the wall and jumped through.
"Gohan, is that you?" Kasumi asked. Gohan leapt back through the hole, then rolled down the hall and into Ranma's room before slamming the door.
"Have a nice bath?" Ranma asked, and Gohan fell over.