After rescuing Koni from the Escher room and returning Riddler's socks, the foursome sat once again in Emmy's living room, ready to listen to some music. Emmy pulled out the CD that had started it all. "NO!! NOT COUNTRY!!!" Koni and Puck both cried together. LeAnn shook her head. "I've got a better idea, guys. How about a little Queen?" she asked, then started singing softly.
"Humiliated Tights time after time. Hung over the bog for commiting that crime. Bad parodies. We've sung a few. We've had our share of angry Goblin Kings, but we've come through." Catching the drift, the others joined in. "And we will go on and on and on," they sang, breaking into the chorus, an unspoken agreement on the words.
"For we are the champions, my friends. And we will keep pranking to the end. We are the champions. We are the champions. No time for goblins, for we are the champions of the Underground."
"We've done our blackmail," Koni sang, grinning. "And we've had our fun," LeAnn added. "We've done the peach wine trouble making enough for everyone," Emmy sang. Puck decided to add his two cents. "We've put Jareth in harem costumes just to piss him off." "I consider it an honor to work with such friends in creating chaos!" LeAnn finished.
"And we will go on and on and on. We are the champions my friends. And we will keep pranking to the end. We are the champions. We are the champions. No time for goblins, for we are the champions of the Underground. For WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS! AND WE WILL KEEP PRANKING TO THE END! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! NO TIME FOR GOBLINS, FOR WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE UNDERGROUND!"
As they finished singing their song of victory, Emmy held up the video they had made of Jareth singing. "Anyone want to watch His Glitterness make a fool of himself?" she asked. LeAnn grabbed it and popped it into the VCR. "No need to ask me twice," she said. "Yeah," Koni continued. "I doubt we'll see Jareth for a LONG time if we keep this little bit of incriminating evidence around."
With that, the foursome laughed, celebrating their victory over the evil Goblin King.
Finis