"Kaiba I'm tired. Are you tired? I'm tired."
"GO TO SLEEP DAMNIT." Kaiba rolled over on his spot on the floor.
"What if I get hungry?"
"Then get chips if your hungry. I still don't see how YOU COULD since you ate like, five packages of ring-dings already."
"Kaiba, I can't get to sleep."
"WHY THE HELL NOT?"
"I'm scared of the rat."
"He's next to me, now go to SLEEP!" Kaiba turned over again, this time he made his back face Tea.
"Kaiba?"
"WHAT NOW?"
"I'm cold."
"Well, tough. Learn to deal, kid."
"Awwwwwww c'mon. How can you be soooooo selfish? You have a nice comfy coat and a snuggly warm animal with you."
"Snuggly warm? He's a rat and first of all you don't even like him. Second, you just made fun of this NICE COMFY coat last week with Joey."
"*SNIFF* Kaiba…………."
"Fine, move your ass over here." Kaiba beckoned Tea to come over. "I'll share."
"SHARE?"
"Yes, share."
"I DON'T WANT TO SHARE!"
"You brat, just go to sleep."
Now, Tea tried to do just that for the next 2 minutes, but it sure as hell didn't work. She wasn't used to laying on such a hard and drafty floor. So she sure as hell wasn't going to start.
Now, Kaiba was already asleep and had no idea what Tea was up to. She crept up behind him and dumped a bucket of sink water from the library restroom on him.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH COLD!" Kaiba jumped up in a frenzy. "DAMN COLD!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Tea rolled on the floor with laughter as Kaiba had did earlier. "I told you is was cold in here!"
"Ohhhhhh your going to regret that." Kaiba knelt down next to the laughing girl. "Your realllllllly going to regret that." He reached down and grabbed her wrapping her into a bear hug.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COLD!" Tea ran from his arms and tripped over a sleeping Stinky. She practically killed the little guy.
"Now, go to SLEEP!"
"BUT NOW I'M REALLY COLD!"
"Hey, I got an idea. Let's CUDDLE!"
"Um, never mind. I'm not that cold."
Kaiba knew that had done the trick and went back to sleep. Tea who was still cold actually considered Kaiba's idea which he hadn't been serious about. Tea crept up behind Kaiba and this time didn't dump ice cold sink water on him.
Kaiba felt something wrap itself around him. He knew it couldn't be Stinky who had been sleeping and was FARRR to small to wrap himself around Kaiba. Besides, Stinky didn't roll like that. He didn't float that boat. He didn't--never mind. You get the picture.
"Tea?" Kaiba whispered. "Tea?"
He turned his head slightly to see a sleeping Tea who's arms were wrapped around his waist. Not that it wasn't comfy, but he was sure that Tea was going to blame him when she woke up in the morning. Oh well, what did he care. He was warm for now. "Goodnight," he whispered to no one in particular. Little did he know that someone did hear him.
~MORNING~
"EEEEEEEEEEK!" Tea jumped out of Kaiba's arm after awakening. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"
"I don't know." Kaiba rolled onto his back with a sly look on his face. "You tell me."
"KAIBA……"
"What?"
"Did you try to seduce me?"
Kaiba obviously disgusted, got up from his spot on the floor, grabbed his stomach, put a hand over his mouth AND ran to the library restroom. Once inside, he gave up the sick act for a while. Who said HE COULDN'T seduce her. Of course, he wouldn't do so. After about two minutes he made fake puking noises that sounded quite real.
Awwwww c'mon Kaiba. YOU KNOW you want me!" Tea leaned against the restroom door. "Why else would you want to SLEEP with me on the floor?"
"NO WAY," Kaiba shouted through fake gurgles. But, after the throw up show, he grinned for quite a while. Tea also smiled to herself on the other side of the door.
Stinky the rat watched this little fiasco go on. Their totally in love with each other the rat thought to himself. Hey, who knew rats could have thoughts like that?