Tea who still believed that Kaiba wanted her, decided to pester him about it again. "Kaiba you KNOW YOU WANT-"
"Mickey D's. God, I wish I could get a Big Mac. I never even liked those before."
"NO I WAS GOING TO SAY-"
"Taco Bell? Totally. I miss their Supreme Nachos."
"NOOOOOOO-"
"KFC? Their barbecue chicken is the-"
"NO! YOU DON'T WANT A BIG MAC, SUPREME NACHOS OR BARBECUE CHICKEN! YOU WANT ME!"
Kaiba looked lazily over at Tea. "Do I have to make Stinky go Jackie Chan on your ass? Stinky, come here."
The rodent crawled over to Kaiba quite cutely. Even Tea had to admit that. "Attack the ugly girl, NOW!"
The rat looked at him like he was crazy. "ATTACK TEA, NOW!" Stinky looked at him with a look that say why-the-hell-would-I-do-that.
"I don't think he's going to listen to you." Tea started giving herself a manicure. "Maybe he just you know, likes me better than you."
"NO WAY! I'm the only family this guy haves and he turns on me? He WOULDN'T DARE! Besides you don't like him." Kaiba beckoned to Stinky. "Come here buddy. C'mere."
Tea stood up from the wooden library chair and made hand motions beckoning to the rat. "C'mere Stinky."
Stinky crawled slowly over to Tea while looking back at Kaiba. Kaiba with a shocked look on his face gave the rat the finger. "Bud, remember this. When some cat wants to gobble you up, remember that if you were MY PET, I would have saved you, but now……Well, hell who cares if you get eaten."
"Kaiba is a meanie yes he issss. Isn't Kaiba a meanie?" Tea leaned down to pet the rodent in her arms. "Kaiba sucks ass. Doesn't Kaiba suck ass?"
"Shut up."
"No you shut up."
"No you."
"NO YOU!"
Oh, how immature. Now, guess who thought that. Is sure wasn't Kaiba or Tea. Stinky jumped out of Tea's arms and walked off to the other side of the room. These people have got some SERIOUS ISSUES, he thought to himself.
"Oh look, now you made him leave." Tea motioned to where Stinky had went. "You STINK!"
"I stink, you smell."
"Your so immature."
"Your mature?"
"You know what."
"What."
"What?"
"Whatever."
"That's the valley-girl way of putting it."
"Well, listen big shot. Maybe you should get your head out of your ass and see that I don't look or talk anything LIKE a valley-girl."
"I know. Valley-girls are pretty."
"I'm not?"
"I won't answer that, but you know the answer."
"Like, your sooooo hot?"
"Some girls think so."
"What are they smoking?"
"Crack, weed, pot. The usual."
"So you admit it."
"Admit what."
"Just forget it."
"Forget what?"
"AIEEEEE!"
Tea poked Kaiba in the chest. "I HATE YOU!" She shoved him onto the nearest wall. "I REALLY DO!"
"Oh really?" A smirk crossed Kaiba's face. "Prove it."
"How am I supposed to do that?" Asked a confused and angry Tea.
"Simple. Kiss me."
"When hell freezes over. I KNEW you liked me!"
"NO! You LIKE me. That's why your AFRAID to kiss me."
"Afraid? Another angry look crossed Tea's face. "Hell no."
"Then kiss me."
"Fine." Tea got closer to him.
"You didn't kiss me yet."
Tea got even closer to Kaiba's smirking mouth until-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(I'm sooo cruel)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(I'm really really cruel)----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(OKAY HERE IT IS)-----Tea backed away from Kaiba and ran to the restroom.
"Damn!" Kaiba whispered to himself.
Stinky who had viewed the whole thing thought to himself, that could have been one of those moments.