Tak, the Hideous New Girl: The MUSICAL! (Act 2)


Scene I: Dib's Kitchen

Zim is at the kitchen table with Professor Membrane; both are drinking coffee.

Prof. M, speaking: But that's just the way it worked out.

Zim, speaking: Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.

Dib enters the room.

Dib, speaking: Zim!

Prof. M, speaking: Good morning, son! Your little foreign friend is here to see you!

Dib, speaking: Dad, that's the alien!

Prof. M, speaking: Of course he is! You two have fun.

Professor Membrane leaves.

Dib, speaking: What are you doing here? Get out of my house!

Zim, speaking: No! This is too important! As much as I hate to admit it, I need your help.

The Enemies Have A Common Enemy
Zim: Both our interests now require
That we begin a cease-fire!
We must now join to fight a common threat!
Let's put our fight aside!

Dib: Yeah, right! Why would I join with you?
There's nothing you could say or do
That could convince me to ever abet
Your cause! It's suicide!

Zim: Dib, listen to me:
The enemies have a common enemy!
It is Tak, she aims to take
The Earth! Do not forsake
Your mission! Fight Tak with me!

Dib: Ha! That cannot be!
It's clear that you are showing jealousy!
Since Tak likes me and hates you,
You made a story to
Seperate both Tak and me!

Zim: Ridiculous! You will regret
When Tak, not me, provides the threat!
And when your facing your ultimate doom
You will surely repent!

Dib: I can tell that you're just jealous!
Why else would you be so zealous
About getting me to help? I assume
You have a bad intent!

Zim: Ugh, why can't you see?
This has nothing at all to do with jelly!
Once the whole planet is squished
I know that you'll have wished
The destruction came from me!

How can you be so blind?
If you just tried, you'd find
That everything I'm telling you is true!
Now, Earthling, step aside!
Tak can no longer hide
When I use your lab to ensure she's through!

Dib, speaking: Why would I believe you? You don't even have any proof!

Zim, speaking: That's funny coming from you...

Dib, speaking: Hey!

Zim, speaking: Anyway, I was able to take some photos of Tak's giant weenie stand on the way over here.

Dib, speaking: Hmm... that is unusual, but...

Zim, speaking: Now, I demand use of your lab-space so I can spy on the Tak-creature!

Dib, speaking: No way!

I'll Work Alone
Dib: I'll check it out
Right now, without
A bit of aid from you, Zim!

Now, go away!
What'eer you say,
I'll never follow your whim!

I'll work alone!
I'll try to fight the menace on my own!
I will not team up; I must
Pick an ally I can trust!
So I'll work alone!

Zim, it is known
That you will try to hurt me! You have shown
That you want my destruction!
Thus, our team needs reduction
And I'll work alone!

Teaming up with my enemy
Is the greatest nightmare I could dream up!
You must not think that much of me
If you think I'll fall for your dumb setup!

You'll not atone
For what you've done to me! Leave me alone!
And now, Zim, you vile louse
I want you out of my house!
Let me work alone!

Zim, speaking: Ha! You won't get rid of me that easily! I'm not leaving this room until...

Gaz walks in and squirts soda in Zim's face. He screams.

Zim, speaking: Fine! You and your carbonated treachery may have won this time, but I'll be back!

Zim goes offstage.

Dib, speaking: Good work, Gaz! Now watch the house while I find this weenie stand and figure out what's going on!

Gaz squirts Dib, who angrily goes offstage. Gaz waits for a second, sips her soda, and follows Dib. A spotlight comes up on Zim, who is in the cornet of the stage.

Zim, speaking: That filthy human thinks he's won! But little does he know that I can follow him straight to Tak!

I Will Follow Dib (http://members.tripod.com/~dawright/followhm.mid)
I will follow Dib...
Follow Dib wherever he may spy!
With my high-tech tracking device,
I can follow each of his moves,
And he'll never catch wise!

I will follow Dib...
I will track him to Tak's secret base!
And I will make sure her defeat
Is utterly cruel and complete!
Then she will see... never to cross me!

Gir, who is also being spotlighted, runs across the stage and ends up behind Zim. He is doing a goofy dance.

Gir: He'll find Tak! He'll find Tak! He'll find Tak!
And to do that he'll follow... he'll follow... he'll follow!

Zim, speaking: Gir, why aren't you at the base?

Gir, speaking: I found a quarter!

Zim shrugs.

Zim: I will follow Dib...
And I'll try to oust Tak from her place!
The Earth I will never forsake,
I'll show Tak that she cannot take,
Take it away, away from my wrath!

I'll find Tak!
Gir: Oh yes, he'll find Tak!
Zim: I'll follow!
Gir: He's gonna follow!
Zim: Great wrath!
Gir: He'll subject Earth to his great wrath!
Zim: Once Tak's gone!
Gir: Once Zim makes sure she's gone!
He'll find Tak! He'll find Tak! He'll find Tak!
And to do that he'll follow... he'll follow... he'll follow!
He'll subject Earth to his wrath... to his wrath... to his wrath...
Once Zim makes sure Tak is gone... Tak is gone... Tak is gone...

Zim: The Earth I will never forsake,
I'll show Tak that she cannot take,
Take it away, away from my wrath!

Blackout.


Scene II: In and Around Tak's Weenie Stand

On the left side of the stage, there is the service window of the weenie stand. The center is the stand interior, and the left is the back side of the building. The left is lit up; Gaz and the weenie stand employee are on the left, while Dib is climbing up the side of the building on the right.

Gaz, speaking: Hi.

Dee-Lishus Weenies!/Climbing
Employee: Dee-Lishus Weenies!
They are the greatest snack food ever made!
Dee-Lishus Weenies!
Their great immortal flavor shall not fade!

We have hot dogs of tofu
And we have... uh... corn dogs, too!
Any flavor you'd pursue
You'll find here... um... easily!
So, uh... well, what'll it be?

Gaz: I'm just telling you
That my brother's trying to get inside.
Now get the guards to
Beat him up. Then I will be satisfied.

Employee, speaking: Uh, we have chili beans...

Gaz: My brother's searching for a
Secret entrance so he may
Search, and then, in some way
Find a clue in what he sees.
Try to understand; he's... he's...

The left light fades, and the spotlight comes up on Dib.

Dib: Climbing!
Climbing to the top;
I will never stop
'Til I find what I seek!
I'm climbing to this building's peak!

Climbing!
I'll explore inside
Since I can't abide
Secrets that I can't see!
I'll find out what's hidden from me!

I'll soon see if what Zim told me was right!
I'll try to find out with all of my might!

For I'm...

Searching!
For a secret door
No one's seen before!
I'll find what's hidden there
Inside Tak's bizarre weenie lair!

Searching!
It can't be too long;
I'll try to stay strong
As I continue to
Search around for a single clue!

I will succeed and find what's going on!
I won't relent until this problem's gone!

The right light fades and the left one comes on.

Employee: A secret entrance?
Gaz: Yes, that's what I said!
Employee: I... uh... work here and I haven't seen one!
Gaz: This place is too big to just be a stand.
Employee: There is no entrance!
Gaz: Get it in your head
Employee: Now please order a hot dog on a bun!
Gaz: That the owners might have something else planned!

The employee looks out at the rest of the stand and gives a surprised shout. The right light comes back on.

Dib: Looking!
Employee: Now that I... uh... think of it
Gaz: It's been fun... goodbye. But first...
Dib: I should find it soon;
Employee: I can remember a bit...
Gaz: My hunger is at its worst
Dib: It's late afternoon
Employee: I saw these ships fly... uh... flit!
Gaz: I wouldn't mind some bratwurst
Dib: And I'm getting hungry!
Employee: And inside them I could see
Gaz: And I want some soda, too.
Dib: Let's hope I can get in quickly!
Employee: Weird, high-tech machinery!
Gaz: So, can I get that from you?

Employee: Dee-Lishus Weenies!
Dib: I need to get in!
Employee: Here, have your weenie!
Dib: Please let me get in...

The weenie...
Employee: The weenie's...
Dib: The weenie...
Employee: The weenie's...
Dib: Stand!
Employee, simultaneously: Grand!

There is an explosion in the wall near Dib.

Dib, speaking: Wow...

The side lights fade, and the center of the stage is lit. Dib walks to the center.

Dib, speaking: Man! What is this place?

Gaz enters, carrying a hot dog.

Gaz, speaking: It's a hot dog stand.

Dib, speaking: Gaz, what are you doing in here?

Tak, speaking from offstage: I might ask you the same question.

Human Tak walks onstage.

Dib, speaking: Tak?

Gaz squirts Tak with soda, and Tak shrieks.

Dib, speaking: Zim was right? You're behind all this?

Like Zim's, But Good
Tak: You're slightly off...
My ruse I'll doff
To tell my evil plan!

A confection
Of perfection
Which will soon destroy man!

Gaz coughs.

Tak, speaking: Okay, humankind! Whatever. It isn't easy to rhyme all this, you know!

Tak: This stand, you see,
Came not from me,
But from my fake father!

I made him to
Help with my coup
So it's not a bother

Keeping up with appearances,
Thus stopping interferences!

Dib: That plan sounds like Zim's...
Tak: ...But good!
I do what that reject should!
I'll use things which he ignores
To conquer and open doors
Until my glory's understood!

Dib: You shouldn't brag;
Your plan will flag
People will see your con!

This stand's so big
Someone will fig-
-ure out what's going on!

Tak: That's where you're wrong!
They'll go along
For humans think nothing

Of insane schemes
If it just seems
Like corporate venturing!

Before too long, I'll take this Earth
And thereby prove my immense worth!

I'll do what Zim never could!
I'll turn this planet to pud-
-ding when I carry out
This plan! Without a doubt,
I'll destroy each Earth neighborhood!

An explosive burst of music is heard. Zim and Gir leap onstage.

The Earth Is Mine To Destroy
Zim: Cease and desist!
The Earth is mine to destroy!
With my clenched fist,
I'll take it back and enjoy

The pleasure of seeing cities aflame,
The terror all over as I proclaim
Doom to the Earth, my pathetic doomed toy!
It's mine to destroy!

And don't think that I've forgotten the moon!
My robot, Gir, will lord over it soon!
Gir: I'll eat all of the cheese that's there, oh boy!
Zim and Gir: It's ours to destroy!

Zim: You may have tried
To take what's rightfully mine!
Even defied
What the Tallest have assigned!

But I will fight back until your defeat!
You'll try to fight, but I know you'll retreat!
And to Earth, I will my great skills employ;
It's mine to destroy!

So, leave before I humiliate you,
Or you'll be in tears before I am through!
Goodbye! Leave before my wrath I deploy!
It's mine... to... de... stroy!

Tak, speaking: Enough! I have more important things to be working on right now! Mimi, attack!

As Tak runs offstage, Mimi dances onstage and the 'attack ballet', danced to Mimi's Theme, a techno mix which contains a series of electronic mews, begins. First, Mimi and Dib engage in fierce choreographed battle; when Mimi wins, Dib dances backwards away from the center stage and a percussive burst of music is heard. The same thing happens as Mimi and Zim fight. Mimi dances towards Gir, who mock-punches himself off the stage. Mimi and Gaz dance circles around each other before Gaz artfully takes out her soda can and squirts it at Mimi, who falls over in the center as the theme becomes maudlin. Gaz picks up the disk that has fallen near Mimi. As she raises it to the sky, a spotlight forms on her and a triumphant theme briefly plays. The spotlight fades.

The left side of the stage is lit up. Zim's voot cruiser is in the background, and Zim, Gir, and Dib are onstage.

Dib, speaking: You ruined everything! She was about to tell me her plan!

Zim, speaking: Me? If you had only...

Gaz walks onstage, disk in hand.

Dib, speaking: What's that?

Zim, speaking: It's a SIR unit's memory disk! I can use that to figure out Tak's plan!

Dib, speaking: Not so fast, Zim! That disk is ours!

Zim, speaking: What?!

I Now See That I've Been Placed In An Awkward Situation (http://diamond.boisestate.edu/gas/ruddigore/eyesopen.mid)
Zim: I now see that I've been placed in an awkward situation,
As my rival has what I need, to his obvious elation.
But he cannot do a thing without my own high-tech resources,
So now we are at a standstill, and I can't combat Tak's forces!

Now, I really need that disk, but I just don't know how to get it!
Plus, I cannot let Dib help, for he may try to take the credit
For saving the planet Earth from Tak! I'm positive I'd rather
Get all of the praise for dealing with this silly little matter!

Gir: With this silly little matter!
Zim: With this silly little matter!
Gir: With this silly little matter!
Zim: With this silly little matter!
Gir: With this silly little matter!
Zim: With this silly little matter!
Both: With this silly little matter... matter... matter... matter... matter!

Gir, in background: Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter...

Dib: Now Zim, we both know that you don't have any way around it!
You will need that disk to defeat Tak, but my sister has found it!
You must take us to your lab, where we can decode the disk's info
And you cannot use the disk unless you take both of us in tow.

You must choose between this compromise and losing your whole mission;
You can let us see your lab, or spend your whole life as a has-been!
So, unless you are now willing to give up and choose the latter
You should join forces with us, so we can soon settle this matter!

Zim: We can soon settle this matter?
Dib: We can soon settle this matter!
Zim: We can soon settle this matter?
Dib: We can soon settle this matter!
Zim: We can soon settle this matter?
Dib: We can soon settle this matter!
Both: We can soon settle this matter... matter... matter... matter... matter!

Gir, in background: Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter...

Zim: You leave me no choice, Dib, but I will not accept it gladly.
You both may go to my lab, but you must know it will end badly!
For as soon as I have taken over this pathetic Earth rock
You will face your awful doom and then you'll be in a state of shock

As I cackle with such joy while you are watching me take the sphere,
And I'll take out all your brains, then I'll feed every chunk to Gir here!
Dib: I'm quite sure I'll stop your conquest, so your skills you should not flatter.
But a deal is a deal, even though it doesn't matter!

Zim: Even though it doesn't matter?
Dib: Even though it doesn't matter!
Zim: Even though it doesn't matter?
Dib: Even though it doesn't matter!
I'm quite sure I'll stop your conquest, so your skills you should not flatter.
But a deal is a deal, even though it doesn't matter!
I'm quite sure I'll stop your conquest, so your skills you should not flatter.
But a deal is a deal, even though it doesn't matter!

All: ...Matter... matter... matter... matter!

Blackout.


Scene III: Zim's Lab, The Weenie Stand, and Outer Space

The left side of the stage is Zim's lab, the right has a projection of the Earth from space with Zim and Tak's cruisers. In the center, there is a version of Tak's lair which has part of the interior as well as the top and a staircase going between the two sections. A large button dominates the bottom section. The background of the top shows a projection of the sky. Currently, only the left is lit up. Zim, Dib, Gir, and Gaz are onstage.

Zim's Laboratory
Zim: Enter and be amazed!
I'm sure that you two are fazed
To see my lab's great glory!

Don't touch a thing, for I
Must be sure that you'll comply!
Gaz: This is your laboratory?

Zim, speaking: Do not insult the lab of the great Zim, or I'll... melt your face off!

Zim: We'll put the drive in the machine
And thereby see what Tak has seen!
We'll know her plan! Then we can go
To give that plan a fatal blow!

Zim puts the drive in the computer. On the other swide of the stage, a spotlight falls on the Tak, who is in her alien form.

You Ruined My Life (Reprise)
My Tallest, you never thought much
Of the planet where Zim now spends his days.
But I will improve that rock such
That you will have to shower me with praise!

I'll pump out the Earth's molten core
And fill it with sweets as an offering!
If you are pleased and want some more,
You two can give me a job conquering!

I'll conquer the Earth!
I'll conquer the Earth!
You'll see my immense talent
When I conquer the Earth!

I'll conquer the Earth!
I'll show you my worth!
I know you'll love my present
When I conquer the Earth!

The spotlight fades.

Zim's Laboratory (Reprise)
Zim: Tak stole my brilliant plot!
Gir: No, I'm sure that she did not!
Zim: Gir!
Gir: Aw, don't be such a grump!

Zim: Moving on... I'll go stop
Tak so that her plan will flop!
Dib: I'll come and turn off the pump!

The two run off, and Gaz approaches the computer.

Gaz: Do you have a computer game
Inside that electronic frame?
Computer: Sorry...
Gaz: I'll just save the Earth then...
That way, I can play games again.

The light fades, and a light comes up on the center of the stage. Alien Tak is on the top half, on the right side of the structure.

My Plan Is Working (Tak's Laughing Song)
Tak: Ha ha, ha, ha! My plan is working!
And soon no Irken will be shirking
The task of giving Tak her due!
They'll all praise me before I'm through!

Ha ha, ha ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha!
Ha ha, ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha!

In the background, Zim's Voot Cruiser slowly goes across the sky during the subsequent verses. Unnoticed by Tak, Dib leaps onto the back of the top structure and goes down the stairs.

Tak: Before long, I'll be an Invader!
At last, I'll be eliminator
Of planets! I'll conquer for Irk!
Soon I'll do that glorious work!

Ha ha, ha ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha!
Ha ha, ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha!

I'll be the best Invader ever!
I'm too strong, resourceful, and clever
For any to doubt my greatness!
I'll win; my Tallest deserve no less!

Ha ha, ha ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha!
Ha ha, ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha... hey!

Tak, speaking: What are you doing, Zim? Don't you know that you could never possibly defeat an Invader as skilled as I am? I won't let you get away with this!

She runs off after the Voot Cruiser, and the light fades. The left light comes up again; Gaz and Gir are onstage. Gaz puts the hard drive in Gir's head.

Gaz, speaking: According to the computer, we can remote control Tak's robot with this thing. Now do things! Make it go crazy!

Gir, speaking: Only if you dance with me!

Gaz, speaking: What?

Gir snaps and a disco ball comes down. He dances, and a tune begins to play.

Dancing Scene (http://www.angelfire.com/ma2/Gem/images/Dncqueen.mid)
Gaz: Let's wreck that SIR's hard drive...
Gir: While we try "stayin' alive"!
See these moves, aren't they keen?
Let's make a dancing scene!

Friday night and we need to save
The Earth, but we have time to rave!
Let's put on some fun music and let's dance around!
We'll party to the sound...

Gaz: Never! I will not even try!
Gir: Aw, come on, will you please be my
Dancing buddy for tonight? Then we'll party down!
I'm in the mood for a dance...
Let's move around and prance!

Gaz shrugs and reluctantly joins in.

Let's make a dancing scene!
Watch my feet;
Check out my routine!
Dancing scene!
Ain't it neat?
I'm a dance machine!

Gaz: Let's wreck that SIR's hard drive...
Gir: While we try "stayin' alive"!
See these moves, aren't they keen?
Let's make a dancing scene!

Gaz: Now, make Tak's robot go insane!
Put your madness inside its brain...
Gir: That sounds like a good idea, but first I'll boogie!
I'm in the mood for a dance...
Let's move around and prance!

Let's make a dancing scene!
Watch my feet;
Check out my routine!
Dancing scene!
Ain't it neat?
I'm a dance machine!

Gaz: Let's wreck that SIR's hard drive...
Gir: While we try "stayin' alive"!
See these moves, aren't they keen?
Let's make a dancing scene!

As the two continue to dance, the light fades and the center light comes on. Dib is running/dancing around frantically, oblivious to the rather obviously placed button in the center.

Where Is It?
Dib: I'm sure that Tak has expertly
Hidden the off-switch from me,
For it is out of my sight!

No matter how obsurely placed,
I will find that switch with haste
And save the Earth from its blight!

Where is it?
Where could it be?
I need to stop the pump
Or Earth is history!

With my wit
I'll try to see
It before Earth's a lump
Of sugar and candy!

I'll look through every single place
Inside Tak's enormous base
Until I can save the day!

Now where in here could that switch be?
It's impossible to see!
I must turn it off some way!

The lights fade and come up on the right part of the stage, where Zim and Tak (with Mimi) are 'chasing' each other in their cruisers. In the background, one can see the Earth, with its magma core pouring out.

The Chase
Tak: You won't catch me!
Soon you will see
Your own inferiority!

Zim: That's what you think!
You really stink!
You won't be able to hoodwink...

Zim! For I'm great!
It is my fate
To take the planet on a plate!

Tak: Try to catch me, I will give chase!
Mimi: Meow... meow...
Tak: You won't be able to catch me!
Mimi: Meow.... meow...
Tak: And you will never take that place...
Mimi: Meow... meow...
Tak: For you're incompetent, you see!

Zim: Say what you will; your time is short!
I'm the real Invader here!
And... uh... some other cruel retort!
My superiority's clear!

The whole stage becomes lit up, with the characters participating in their respective scenes. Mimi gets more and more insane as the scene progresses.

Tak: The Earth is good as destroyed now!
Dib: Tak's hidden this switch well, all right!
Mimi/Gir: Let's make a dancing scene!
Watch my feet;
Tak: You can't get the switch off in time!
Dib: I could be searching all night
Mimi/Gir: Check out my routine!
Dancing scene!
Tak: And, Zim, I would never allow
Dib: To get to what I must find
Mimi/Gir: Ain't it neat?
I'm a dance machine!
Tak: You to take what's rightfully mine!

Tak: Mimi, what are you doing now?
Dib: But I must hurry; there's no time!
Mimi/Gir: Let's make a dancing scene!
Watch my feet;
Tak: Will you please stop this foolishness?
Dib: And I'll not commit the crime
Mimi/Gir: Check out my routine!
Dancing scene!
Tak: You know well that I don't allow
Dib: Of dooming all of mankind!
Mimi/Gir: Ain't it neat?
I'm a dance machine!
Tak: This dancing! You're making a mess!

There is a percussive burst of music, followed by silence. Tak's ship is engulfed in smoke as it sinks below the stage. Tak, wearing a space helmet, is in a state of shock. Everyone is perfectly still until Dib finally spots the button.

Dib, speaking: How did I miss that?

He presses the button. Simultaneously, the projection on the right side changes; the magma is going back inside the Earth. Tak looks on in horror. Now, only the right part of the stage is lit up.

Tak, speaking: No! I don't know how you did it, Zim...

Zim: Ha, ha! Nobody can steal Zim's mission! Nobody!

Tak grabs on to Zim's ship. Zim begins singing, and he is so engrossed in the tune that he does not listen to Tak.

Victory is Mine/You're Not Even An Invader
Zim: Victory is mine, yes, I can feel it!
Tak: You're not even an Invader, you know!
Zim: Victory sublime, it's so real it
Tak: You're simply an ordinary Joe...
Zim: Feels like I will succeed before long.

I've defeated my enemy,
Tak: You're really a deluded bloke!
Zim: But that was done quite easily,
Tak: Your mission's nothing but a joke!
Zim: For how could my great genius do wrong?

Tak cannot hold on any longer and is swept up into space.

It's so close, I can taste it,
Tallest, your trust was not wasted
For victory is mine, yes, victory... is mine!

Zim, speaking: Ha ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha ha!... Okay.

Zim sips an Irken soda. Blackout.


Scene IV: On The Roof of the Membrane House

Dib is sitting with some of his paranormalist gear.

Worlds Of Incredible Beauty
Dib: I have been given a small clue
Of what exists in outer space...
It just whets my appetite to
Explore the worlds outside this place...
I'd give anything to pursue
This small but tantalizing trace!

There must be worlds of incredible beauty
That are waiting to be found!
And, with all my being, I wish to view the
Worlds that exist all around!

Imagine the creatures, the cultures, the lands
That are just out of my reach!
I'd do anything to touch, with my two hands
A faraway plain or beach!

But alas, I'm stuck on the Earth
And it is only in my mind
That I can explore foreign turf
And just leave this planet behind!
My heart would swell with joy and mirth
If these strange worlds I could only find!

There must be worlds of incredible beauty
Throughout the whole galaxy!
And I consider it to be my duty
To fin'lly leave Earth and see

The amazing planets that lie just beyond
And need some exploration!
I'd travel as an outer space vagabond
To each alien nation!

But why should I even bother?
I should try and become resigned.
When would I, Dib, get an offer
To leave the planet Earth behind?

A cardboard version of Tak's ship falls to stage near Dib. Dib excitedly approaches the ship.

A Ship
Dib: What's this? Tak's ship?
Can I now take a trip
To see the great wonders of outer space?

A twist of fate
Has fortunately cate-
-red to my desire to leave this place!

I can see myself careening
Through the blackness of space in this ship!
And I shall discover meaning
As through the wide universe I slip!

I'll see planets and suns!
Quasars and tons
Of aliens all around me!

As I sail around
I will be bound
To marvel at all that I see!

I will soon travel everywhere;
Adventure will never again lack!
I'll sail around without care
In this ship that I got thanks to Tak!
Thanks... to... Tak!

The entire cast comes out and joins Dib in a chorus line.

Tak! (http://www.broadwaymidi.com/down/CL-One-TW.mid)
Cast: Tak!
What a vengeful Irken;
Watch her try to defeat Zim!

Tak!
Constantly she's workin'
To make a fool of him!

With her robot and her cruiser she's hard... to... beat!
And we won't forget to mention her vile... lunch... meat!

Tak!
With her violent fury, it is very evident
She needs anger management!
She lacks
Tact!

She could
Conquer Earth any day!
We would
Get right out of her way!
So... that's... Tak!

The cast bows, and the curtain falls.


THE END
The production of this musical has been generously supported by subsidies form Sloth Inc. and Procrastination Ltd., with an additional grant from the Y. R. U. Dointhizz Temporary Insanity Fund. Tak, The Hideous New Girl - The MUSICAL! will be airing on your local PBS affiliate this September as part of weiner verse month.