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I'll be passing the baton back to Emma once I'm done. Or so they say......
Nat's POV
Emma and I stumbled down the dark lanes clinging onto each other for support. We
were laughing about something really stupid....like the trees.....or the sky.
"Oooh! Who's 'at?" Emma slurred. "Looks like one of them 'obbits." She proceeded
to giggle uncontrollably.
"C'mon. Let's follow 'im." We rushed- erm, TRIED rushing after him but ended up
on the dusty road in a small heap. I started crawling along on the ground after him, spurred on
by the sound of Emma's laughter. I finally reached the hobbit hole that our little "friend" was
heading to. "Over 'ere Emma." I called. A few moments later, Emma was beside me. We both
made our way up the stone path. We could hear voices inside the hobbit hole.
"Let's listen." Emma said.
"Go on then." We continued up the path and hid under the window in a bush. We sat
there for AGES listening to the voices having a conversation about a ring....and a dark lord....
and the destruction of the world. So it was nothing important. Once they had finished, Emma
tried to get up, but failed miserably. She landed head first into another bush. This was
punctuated by a loud yell and some scuffling.
"Hey, Frodo me lil buddy. Stay quiet, I think someone's out ta get ya. I'll sort 'em
out." Suddenly a jewelled stick shot out of the window and hit me on the head.
"Fuck that was painful." I said rubbing the spot where the stick had hit me. "You
have no idea how heavy that thing is. I was bloody lucky that I didn't get brain damage or
something." I picked the stick up before getting out of the bush. " Hmm, VERY Ali G. What do
you think Emma?" No answer. "Emma? Where are you? Emma?"
"Here." Came the reply.
"Where?" I looked around blindly.
"The bush remember."
"Oh yeah. Sorry." I helped her up.
"Oh! It's you two. An' ole Samwise Gamgay....ahem.....Gamgee." Gandalf laughed.
"Gandalf? That you? And Mr Frodo?"
"Yea'. Y'have a LOT of explainin' ta do Sam. And you two. Evesdropping. Inside.
Now." Emma, Sam the hobbit and I went inside the hole.
"Oh. Here's your stick." I said, shoving it at Gandalf.
"Hmmm..shiny....Can I hold it please Gandalf? Please?"
"No Frodo. Y'can't."
"But....I like shiny things." Frodo protested.
"Ohhh. Isn't he cute?!" Emma whispered to me.
"Uh, no." I said sharply.
"He is!!"
"If you think that..."
"Righ'. Now Mr Gamgee...er, can I call you 'Gee?" Gandalf asked. Sam sighed.
"As I was sayin'. Explain everythin' tha' you 'eard now."
Sam stammered out everything that he, Emma and myself had heard.
"Righ'. I see. Well, as a punishment, y'have ta go wiv Frodo ta destroy da ring. An'
you two...hmmm, I can't trust ya ta keep quiet so go wiv 'em."
"Isn't this exciting?!!" Emma squealed, "We're going on a quest!!"
"Oh great. How absolutely *brilliant*."
"I'm glad you think that! Coz I think it too."
"I have a really bad feeling about this...."
Emma's chapter is next ppl! R&R plz!!
I'll be passing the baton back to Emma once I'm done. Or so they say......
Nat's POV
Emma and I stumbled down the dark lanes clinging onto each other for support. We
were laughing about something really stupid....like the trees.....or the sky.
"Oooh! Who's 'at?" Emma slurred. "Looks like one of them 'obbits." She proceeded
to giggle uncontrollably.
"C'mon. Let's follow 'im." We rushed- erm, TRIED rushing after him but ended up
on the dusty road in a small heap. I started crawling along on the ground after him, spurred on
by the sound of Emma's laughter. I finally reached the hobbit hole that our little "friend" was
heading to. "Over 'ere Emma." I called. A few moments later, Emma was beside me. We both
made our way up the stone path. We could hear voices inside the hobbit hole.
"Let's listen." Emma said.
"Go on then." We continued up the path and hid under the window in a bush. We sat
there for AGES listening to the voices having a conversation about a ring....and a dark lord....
and the destruction of the world. So it was nothing important. Once they had finished, Emma
tried to get up, but failed miserably. She landed head first into another bush. This was
punctuated by a loud yell and some scuffling.
"Hey, Frodo me lil buddy. Stay quiet, I think someone's out ta get ya. I'll sort 'em
out." Suddenly a jewelled stick shot out of the window and hit me on the head.
"Fuck that was painful." I said rubbing the spot where the stick had hit me. "You
have no idea how heavy that thing is. I was bloody lucky that I didn't get brain damage or
something." I picked the stick up before getting out of the bush. " Hmm, VERY Ali G. What do
you think Emma?" No answer. "Emma? Where are you? Emma?"
"Here." Came the reply.
"Where?" I looked around blindly.
"The bush remember."
"Oh yeah. Sorry." I helped her up.
"Oh! It's you two. An' ole Samwise Gamgay....ahem.....Gamgee." Gandalf laughed.
"Gandalf? That you? And Mr Frodo?"
"Yea'. Y'have a LOT of explainin' ta do Sam. And you two. Evesdropping. Inside.
Now." Emma, Sam the hobbit and I went inside the hole.
"Oh. Here's your stick." I said, shoving it at Gandalf.
"Hmmm..shiny....Can I hold it please Gandalf? Please?"
"No Frodo. Y'can't."
"But....I like shiny things." Frodo protested.
"Ohhh. Isn't he cute?!" Emma whispered to me.
"Uh, no." I said sharply.
"He is!!"
"If you think that..."
"Righ'. Now Mr Gamgee...er, can I call you 'Gee?" Gandalf asked. Sam sighed.
"As I was sayin'. Explain everythin' tha' you 'eard now."
Sam stammered out everything that he, Emma and myself had heard.
"Righ'. I see. Well, as a punishment, y'have ta go wiv Frodo ta destroy da ring. An'
you two...hmmm, I can't trust ya ta keep quiet so go wiv 'em."
"Isn't this exciting?!!" Emma squealed, "We're going on a quest!!"
"Oh great. How absolutely *brilliant*."
"I'm glad you think that! Coz I think it too."
"I have a really bad feeling about this...."
Emma's chapter is next ppl! R&R plz!!
