Disclaimer: Yeh people I don't own Pippin, Sam, Merry, Frodo, Farmer Maggot or anyone else in this story but myself.Made up the name Telazgul and the black teleriders.Pretty cool uh?
A/N: Come on peeps!!! R/R!!! Please, just for me? *puppy dog eyes* Hehehehe.
Thanks to my proofreader, Madi, again.
I know ANOTHER short chapter...oh well.
Chapter 5
Get off the road! It's the Evil Telazgul!!(or the black telleride's )
Emma's POV
I had a seriously BIG hang over the world as ever seen and I was on a fucking adventure to save Middle Earth. Fucking Brilliant. Remind me to slap Nat the next time I see her for making me do this.
"My feet hurtttt!!"I moaned as I dragged myself though the tall maze field.
"Shut up Emma! It's only been 10 minutes or so." Nat replied holding her head in her hands.
I could see she was suffering as bad as I was but it's her fault we are on this gay little journey anyway.
I next thing I knew I was on the ground with a...kinda cute little Hobbit on me. He's quick. We haven't even met. Awwww bless him. He looks so cute when he blushes.
The hobbit got off me quicker than you can say 'Eh oh lala' while the other equally as cute hobbit with brown hair shouted out something that made me and Nat wince and hold our heads. "Why, Merry, isn't it our friends Frodo and Samwise with two big people."
"What, praytell, are you to doing here?" The cute little hobbit that his friend said his name was Merry asked. Ummmm... Merry. Of course! The famous Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took. Oh I'm so smart.
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Oh I'm running now. From a big farmer with a big scythe and 2 big dogs. Turns out the cute hobbits had nicked some veggies from his farm. Thank god I had sense and worn my good ol' blue trainers that now where getting ruined. Oh well it's better than getting sliced by the scythe.
Me and Nat ran as if our life depended on it. Well it did... anyway we where running though the maze field with the four short, cute, little hobbit running as fast as they could of those little legs of theirs behind us.
"Shit!" I yelled as the ground fell into a mini cliff type thing." Now what are we gonna do?"
Nat was about to answer when the hobbits ran headlong into us. Making us all fall down the 'mini cliff type thing' and land in a big heap at the bottom. With Nat and I at the very bottom,
"People! Who's got their hand on my arse?" Nat yelled making the offender take his hand off her ass.
"Sorry!" Pippins voice came out of the heap.
I sniggered as we all stood up and brushed ourselves off.
Just then Frofro (my nickname for frodo) screamed like a little girl making us all look at him like he was... well, a little girl.
"Get off the road!" Frodo finally yelled after his little girly screaming fit.
As we dashed... or tried to dash behind a tree when they appeared. It was horrible. They where... they where..... TELETUBBIES!!!
A/N: Come on peeps!!! R/R!!! Please, just for me? *puppy dog eyes* Hehehehe.
Thanks to my proofreader, Madi, again.
I know ANOTHER short chapter...oh well.
Chapter 5
Get off the road! It's the Evil Telazgul!!(or the black telleride's )
Emma's POV
I had a seriously BIG hang over the world as ever seen and I was on a fucking adventure to save Middle Earth. Fucking Brilliant. Remind me to slap Nat the next time I see her for making me do this.
"My feet hurtttt!!"I moaned as I dragged myself though the tall maze field.
"Shut up Emma! It's only been 10 minutes or so." Nat replied holding her head in her hands.
I could see she was suffering as bad as I was but it's her fault we are on this gay little journey anyway.
I next thing I knew I was on the ground with a...kinda cute little Hobbit on me. He's quick. We haven't even met. Awwww bless him. He looks so cute when he blushes.
The hobbit got off me quicker than you can say 'Eh oh lala' while the other equally as cute hobbit with brown hair shouted out something that made me and Nat wince and hold our heads. "Why, Merry, isn't it our friends Frodo and Samwise with two big people."
"What, praytell, are you to doing here?" The cute little hobbit that his friend said his name was Merry asked. Ummmm... Merry. Of course! The famous Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took. Oh I'm so smart.
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Oh I'm running now. From a big farmer with a big scythe and 2 big dogs. Turns out the cute hobbits had nicked some veggies from his farm. Thank god I had sense and worn my good ol' blue trainers that now where getting ruined. Oh well it's better than getting sliced by the scythe.
Me and Nat ran as if our life depended on it. Well it did... anyway we where running though the maze field with the four short, cute, little hobbit running as fast as they could of those little legs of theirs behind us.
"Shit!" I yelled as the ground fell into a mini cliff type thing." Now what are we gonna do?"
Nat was about to answer when the hobbits ran headlong into us. Making us all fall down the 'mini cliff type thing' and land in a big heap at the bottom. With Nat and I at the very bottom,
"People! Who's got their hand on my arse?" Nat yelled making the offender take his hand off her ass.
"Sorry!" Pippins voice came out of the heap.
I sniggered as we all stood up and brushed ourselves off.
Just then Frofro (my nickname for frodo) screamed like a little girl making us all look at him like he was... well, a little girl.
"Get off the road!" Frodo finally yelled after his little girly screaming fit.
As we dashed... or tried to dash behind a tree when they appeared. It was horrible. They where... they where..... TELETUBBIES!!!
