Author Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. Except moi. Of course.
Nat's POV.
I was having lots of fun tormenting Strider at his lack of knowledge of the area.
"I have never even BEEN here before." I said, "And I still found where we were meant
to be heading."
"Yes....well....erm...." Strider mumbled, "It's dark. It was an easy mistake to make."
I just laughed. "Whatever Ranger boy."
"Hey, Nat! Are you going to have some bacon? Or tomatoes? Or eggs?" Emma
shouted over to me. She was sitting with the hobbits, Sam, Merry and Pippin. Frodo was asleep
beside them.
"You look after the little ones." Strider said to me. I gave him a "well duh" look. He
gave me some swords before going off somewhere. I sighed and went to join Emma.
"Are you having any?" Emma asked again.
"Not for me thanks." I replied, "Oh, and keep these with you at all times." I handed
out the swords to the hobbits first then Emma, leaving one for myself and Frodo. Emma looked
over at Frodo.
"Awww. He's so sweet when he's asleep."
"Isn't he the lucky one." I said, stifling a yawn. "I haven't slept in 2 days."
"I thought you slept at the inn." Emma said.
"No."
"Oh." Emma continued stuffing her face with eggs and bacon. "Nevermind, eh?"
I felt like punching her. That instant, Frodo woke up. He saw the fire and,
"Put it out you fools!!" He got up and started stamping on the fire.
"What's he doing?" Emma asked.
"He's putting out the fire, duh." I snapped.
"But why?" A loud shriek could be heard.
"That. Is why." I said. "Come on! Up here." We all scrambled through an opening
which lead us up to a higher spot on Weathertop. "You lot stay here. I'll go find Ranger boy."
I ran off. I found Strider, he was fast asleep again. I sighed.
"Oi!!! The hobbits and Emma are in trouble. So get your arse over there, on the
double!!" I yelled in his ear. He leapt about a foot in the air.
"Yes Sir!!" I rolled my eyes and pushed him back to where I'd come from.
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When we arrived, we saw the Telazgul surrounding Frodo. A scream cut through the
still night air.
"Frodo!" I said, pulling out my sword. Strider attempted to do the same, and failed.
Yet again. "You really need to sort that out mate." He blushed before making his way over to
Frodo.
"I'll save you Frodo!" he shouted. He brandished his sword at the Teleriders. They
just looked at him. Strider screamed and ran away. I glanced at Emma.
"Shall we do this?" I asked.
"Yeah!!" Emma said enthusiastically. "Um, what are we going to do?"
"Just attack the damned Teleriders!"
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"That went well, didn't it?" Strider said happily.
"And you REALLY helped, didn't you?" I said.
"Erm....no." he said sheepishly.
"Quick Mr Frodo's hurt." Sam shouted. We all rushed to see Frodo lying
on the ground, covered in pink globby stuff.
"He has been attack with the Tubby custard. We must be quick, for it will begin to
turn him into a Telerider." Strider said. Just then a bright light appeared, and a woman walked
out of it, her skin glowing.
"Oh wow!" She said, "I'm glowing! How cool is that? Erm....anyway. I'll take Frodo
to my father, Elrond, who looks like Hugo Weaving." She laughed. I looked at her in disgust.
"Right, we have a ditz on our hands" I whispered to Emma.
"Uh huh." She said scowling. The woman, who we found out was called Arwen, took
Frodo on her horse, which was white with baby pink reigns and rode off.
"Now. To Rivendell!" Strider called.
"Yeah. Just don't get us lost again, ok?" Merry said.
"Hey! I try my hardest people."
"Whatever." I said. And so we began our journey to Rivendell. Damn it's going to take
a long time.
Nat's POV.
I was having lots of fun tormenting Strider at his lack of knowledge of the area.
"I have never even BEEN here before." I said, "And I still found where we were meant
to be heading."
"Yes....well....erm...." Strider mumbled, "It's dark. It was an easy mistake to make."
I just laughed. "Whatever Ranger boy."
"Hey, Nat! Are you going to have some bacon? Or tomatoes? Or eggs?" Emma
shouted over to me. She was sitting with the hobbits, Sam, Merry and Pippin. Frodo was asleep
beside them.
"You look after the little ones." Strider said to me. I gave him a "well duh" look. He
gave me some swords before going off somewhere. I sighed and went to join Emma.
"Are you having any?" Emma asked again.
"Not for me thanks." I replied, "Oh, and keep these with you at all times." I handed
out the swords to the hobbits first then Emma, leaving one for myself and Frodo. Emma looked
over at Frodo.
"Awww. He's so sweet when he's asleep."
"Isn't he the lucky one." I said, stifling a yawn. "I haven't slept in 2 days."
"I thought you slept at the inn." Emma said.
"No."
"Oh." Emma continued stuffing her face with eggs and bacon. "Nevermind, eh?"
I felt like punching her. That instant, Frodo woke up. He saw the fire and,
"Put it out you fools!!" He got up and started stamping on the fire.
"What's he doing?" Emma asked.
"He's putting out the fire, duh." I snapped.
"But why?" A loud shriek could be heard.
"That. Is why." I said. "Come on! Up here." We all scrambled through an opening
which lead us up to a higher spot on Weathertop. "You lot stay here. I'll go find Ranger boy."
I ran off. I found Strider, he was fast asleep again. I sighed.
"Oi!!! The hobbits and Emma are in trouble. So get your arse over there, on the
double!!" I yelled in his ear. He leapt about a foot in the air.
"Yes Sir!!" I rolled my eyes and pushed him back to where I'd come from.
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When we arrived, we saw the Telazgul surrounding Frodo. A scream cut through the
still night air.
"Frodo!" I said, pulling out my sword. Strider attempted to do the same, and failed.
Yet again. "You really need to sort that out mate." He blushed before making his way over to
Frodo.
"I'll save you Frodo!" he shouted. He brandished his sword at the Teleriders. They
just looked at him. Strider screamed and ran away. I glanced at Emma.
"Shall we do this?" I asked.
"Yeah!!" Emma said enthusiastically. "Um, what are we going to do?"
"Just attack the damned Teleriders!"
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"That went well, didn't it?" Strider said happily.
"And you REALLY helped, didn't you?" I said.
"Erm....no." he said sheepishly.
"Quick Mr Frodo's hurt." Sam shouted. We all rushed to see Frodo lying
on the ground, covered in pink globby stuff.
"He has been attack with the Tubby custard. We must be quick, for it will begin to
turn him into a Telerider." Strider said. Just then a bright light appeared, and a woman walked
out of it, her skin glowing.
"Oh wow!" She said, "I'm glowing! How cool is that? Erm....anyway. I'll take Frodo
to my father, Elrond, who looks like Hugo Weaving." She laughed. I looked at her in disgust.
"Right, we have a ditz on our hands" I whispered to Emma.
"Uh huh." She said scowling. The woman, who we found out was called Arwen, took
Frodo on her horse, which was white with baby pink reigns and rode off.
"Now. To Rivendell!" Strider called.
"Yeah. Just don't get us lost again, ok?" Merry said.
"Hey! I try my hardest people."
"Whatever." I said. And so we began our journey to Rivendell. Damn it's going to take
a long time.
