Disclaimer : Nope. Still don't own anything but myself and * dig's into her pocket* £1.02.


A/N: Yeah yeah yeah. Hullo for the... 5th time from me!!!!! I found £1.02 in me pocket!! Oh yes!: )I'm doing short chapters now unless I have a real urge to write and end up doing 5 pages or something. : DI know that Agent Elrond and Gandy talk isn't funny but hey! I had to put it in.
Thanks to Madi for proofreading and Nat for... well doing other chapters and helping me. : ) lol.
Doing this chapter again because the other was crap. : P





Chapter 9
Damn! Elrond looks like Hugo Weaving!!

Emma's POV

Walking... some more walking and guess what, yeah more walking!! I am really tired, my feet are killing me and I'm hungry because Frodo kicked ash all over my eggs and bacon when he stamped out the fire!!
I want to go home. Have my nice bed back again and have PROPER food.
Finally after hours and days of hearing Nat tease Strider, Hobbits nagging about the food and having less sleep than when a man drinks 10 cups of coffee, we arrived at Rivendell.
I ran all the rest of the way there and hugged building.
"THANK THE LORD!!!" I yelled, clutching the pillar I was hugging like it was a life line.
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Nat and I where in chairs in Frodo's room because... well I made Nat sit in there because I wanted to see Frofro. Nat was more or less delighted to come.
Oh yeah. Gandys and Elrond are here as well. Something about meeting up with an 'Ol' bud of Gandys but it went totally Bogus' so Gandy didn't meet us in bree.
Ever since coming to Rivendell, Sam as been inspecting the gardens, Pippin and Merry have been in the library (Can you say FREAKY!) and Strider's been with his beloved ditz of a girlfriend, Arwen. God, I hate that son of a bit-
"Where am I?"
I took a minute for the four of us to register who's voice that was and Nat and I yelled "Frody!!"
"You are in the pad of Elrond, my phat lil' hobbit dude! It's ten in the mornin', on October 24th, if you wonna know my lil' buddy." Gandy said doing a rapper pose again and swinging his ali G stick thing around.
I looked up at the elf. Damn! Elrond looks like Hugo Weaving!! He looks a bit like that bloke in The Matrix as well.
"Can I hold your Glittery stick please Gandalf?" Frodos eye widened when he saw the stick thingy.
"No Frodo!"
Frodo pouted and looked up at Gandalf again
"Gandalf, why didn't you meet us?
"I'm sorry, dude. This pansy of a wizard stuck me on top of a building. Where a dude called the king of the eagles saved my ass by letting me fly on his back to Rivendell." Gandalf said.
The room was silence in the room until Frody said "Oh... OK then."
"Welcome, you scum of Middle Earth, to Rivendell!" Elrond said scowling at Nat and I. God, he's scary. I don't think he likes us.

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Elrond and Gandy watch Frodo and Sam talking from a balcony.
"So, his strength returns"Elrond stated turning to Gandy.

"That lil scratch will never heal. It'll leave one hell of a scar, give 'im that rough appearence."

"Yet to have come so far still bearing the ring, the hobbit has shown remarkable resilience to its evil."

"The little dude shouldn't have had to do it. We can ask no more stuff from frody."

"Gandalf, the Enemy is moving. Sauron's forces are massing in the East. The Eye is fixed on Rivendell. Now you tell me Saruwoman has betrayed us. The list of our allies grows thin." Elrond looked back over the balcony.

"Those freaky Men will help us."

"Men .... Men are WEAK ! It's the smell ... if there is one ... it saturates , it's repulsive . Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. They are a plague. And we are... the cure!!"
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Nat and I are walking to the SECRET council. We're late because Nat had to cheack out the male elves as we went passed. I'll just say it's Nats fault.
My hopes where high when we entered the SECRET council. I wanted to see legolas.
Hang on. Does Legolas wear a dress in the movie? Then it hit me like a ton of brinks. Legolas is a girl!!!!!!