Author Disclaimer: Not mine!!!
A.N: Um, hi ppl! It's Elfie again, and here's my chapter. Don't blame me if the spellings get
crap, but I'm having a stupid "I can't spell" day. I'm getting sidetracked again......Anyway, here's
da chapter!!
Nat's POV.
The first thing I saw was an elf wearing a dress. "OH MY GOD!!" I yelled loudly.
Everyone turned to look at me. Gandalf with his fur coat and his Ali G stick, Frodo was gazing
at it dreamily, Strider wearing his crappy clothes, some dude with a teddy bear who was sucking
his thumb, the elf wearing the dress, a dwarf who was reading something which looked suspiciously
like Playboy.......
"Is there a problem?" Elrond asked.
"No. Not really." I snapped at him.
"Hey, you can sit next to him." Emma whispered to me. "I'll sit with Frodo." She
crossed the circle and sat next to Frodo. So I was left standing feeling rather stupid as I looked for
the last seat. I groaned loudly as I realised it was next to the guy with the teddy bear. Actually,
the more I looked at him, the cuter he seemed. I shook my head. God, where did THAT come
from? I sat down.
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The council is SO boring. Elrond is just blabbing on about all this crap about the
ring. I feel like shouting at him. God he is such an arse! And really full of himself too......
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Ah. The Fellowship has been chosen. It consists of: Frodo aka "Ohhh, shiny", Gandalf
aka Ali G wannabe, Merry & Pippin aka the original pranksters,Sam aka Flower lover, Aragorn/Strider
aka Ranger boy, Boromir aka the teddy dude, Legolas aka Girl with a capital G and Gimli aka
Porno freak. And us. Great. How absolutely wonderful.
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Oh no.....Porno freak alert, porno freak alert!!
"Hey. The moment I saw you I knew I had to have you. How about
you and me go try it out in the bedroom." I feel sick. Some weirdo dwarf is asking me to have
sex with him.
"No thanks. I might die of suffocation." I walked off. Later on I saw him trying his
luck with Emma. No result.
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"Why did you shout at the very beginning of the meeting?" Emma asked.
"Didn't you see that.....THING wearing the dress?!!"
"Yes."
"Isn't that reason enough to shout?"
"I guess. But everyone thinks you're strange."
"Well they think right."
"Anyway, I'm going to catch up with Frodo. So I'll see you later." Emma went off.
She REALLY has a thing going for him, doesn't she? I sighed and sat down by the stream.
I could see Ranger boy and Ditzy having a quick snog on the bridge ahead of me. I shuddered.
Oh great. Incoming weirdo! Boromir is walking towards me holding that stupid bear of
his. God, what does he want? Help, he's sitting next to me. I face him.
"What do you want?" I snapped at him. He shrugs.
"Just wanted to see the stars." He said looking up at the sky. Whatever. Hmmm,
he IS actually quite cute. I shake my head again. What is with me and these thoughts?!!
"It's nice here isn't it?" he said hugging the bear tightly.
"I suppose....It's a lot quieter than London."
"What's London?" he asked.
"It's a city. A very big city."
"Ohhhh." There was a long awkward pause.
"I'd better be going." I said. "I haven't slept in days, and I want to catch up on
some before we leave on this stupid mission." I get up.
"I'll come with you." I rolled my eyes.
"If you want to." I started walking off. Boromir got up too and ran after me.
"It's exciting isn't it?" he said. Another desperate attempt to start a conversation.
"If you call being chased by evil forces "exciting", then I suppose it is."
"Are you scared?"
"Why should I be? I'm regretting coming here, yes. Scared, no."
"Are you ever scared?" I sigh.
"Sometimes."
"I get scared."
"Really? That's nice." I was beginning to loose my temper. An owl hoots. Boromir
jumps. "I'm scared now." He said.
"It's only an owl." I said scathingly.
"I know. But they freak me out. They make me think of dark, spooky haunted houses.
I don't like this...." he wails, and before I know it, he's grabbed my hand and is squeezing it
tightly.
"Let go!" I said. "You're cutting off the circulation!!"
"No!! I'm scared!!" I roll my eyes and continue walking, dragging Boromir along with
me.
We walk in silence for a while. I notice that Boromir keeps shooting sideways glances at
me. I ignore him. Finally we reach the building again. Thank god.
"I'll see you tomorrow I guess." I said to him. He nods and smiles. Hmmmmm, he IS
cute. Dammit!! I'm doing it again! I see Emma looking out from the bedroom door watching me.
She's looking at me weirdly. I then realise I'm still holding Boromir's hand. I wrench it out of his
grip and turn to go.
"Bye." he said.
"Yeah bye." I walk over to Emma. She smiling at me. "What?" I ask her, pushing
her out of the way. She doesn't reply. Emma shuts the door, runs and jumps onto her bed.
She sits facing me. I sit down too. "What?" I repeat.
"You're a fast worker, aren't you Nat?" she said, still smiling that annoying smile.
I HATE it when she does that.
"What are you talking about?"
"I saw you." she said.
"I know you saw me. You're still seeing me now."
"Ha ha."
"I know." Emma threw me a withering look.
"I meant I saw you with Boromir."
"Yes.....So what? We were talking."
"You were holding hands with him for god's sake!!"
"He was scared."
"Really? He didn't look scared." Emma said. I breath in deeply. Emma smirked at
me. "Ooohhhh! Nat's found herself a BOYFRIEND!!" she teased. I scowled. "What ya gonna
do next, eh? Take a walk under the stars, oh wait, you've already done that." I get into my bed.
"Or maybe you'll get a little closer, and give him a snog." I bury my face in the pillow. "Or
maybe you'll go further than that, and let him feel you up." I bury it deeper. "Or even further,
and you'll....."
"SHUT UP EMMA!" I yelled. "Look, I haven't slept in days, and I'm already in a
bad mood because of it. Can I at least TRY and get SOME sleep. And it would help if you
kept quiet." I blow out the candles. All goes quiet.
"Maybe you'll make love...."
"Emma! I'm warning you...."
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It's morning. And guess what? I didn't sleep again. Why? Because of Emma's constant
teasing. And when she finally did get to sleep, I was wide awake anyway. So I got up and took
another walk. Fresh air! Pity it doesn't cure bad tempers. I REALLY wouldn't like to be the person
who annoys me today. Hell no. They won't know what's hit them. Well, they might, because it
would be my fist. But that is beside the point.
It was really peaceful down by the fountain. It kinda made me forget what was coming.
But all good things must come to an end. And that moment of forgetting the quest was shattered
as I entered my room again. To begin with, Boromir was there, waiting for me.
"Why are you here?" I said angrily.
"Oh, your friend let me in." he replied. I'm REALLY going to kill Emma now. And to
make things worse, my clothes had gone. Everything! In their place there was a dress. There was
a note too. It said; "Hi Nat! Elrond left these for us. He wanted us looking 'respectable'. There
are some other clothes for us to travel in too." I looked at the muddy brown garments that were
underneath the dress. I groaned. I continued reading; "I'm just off to breakfast now, so I'll catch
you there. Luv Emma. P.S. I let your boyfriend in as he was hanging around outside the door."
I picked up the dress.
"Do you think you could go away while I change?"
"Um...ok." he answered. There was something different about him, something was
missing. The teddy bear. I shrugged and changed into the dress. I looked at myself in the mirror.
Great. I look like some frikkin' ghost. But nevermind that. I exited the bedroom. Boromir was
still waiting for me. He smiled at me. I ignored him and walked off.
"Wait!" he said, "Don't leave me." I sighed and stopped for him.
"Where's your bear?" I asked him.
"Oh. Gimli used it as a toy."
"But surely that is what....." Then it dawned on me. This was Gimli we were talking
about. Gimli the sex obsessed freak. "I'm sorry." I said stupidly. Boromir shrugged. We
walked in silence for a bit. He keeps looking at me. He did that last night. Strange bloke.
"Um....You look nice today." he said.
"Thanks." I replied. He then did something REALLY strange. He offered me his arm.
"Would you walk with me?" he asked.
"I AM walking with you." I snapped.
"I mean, will you...." I closed my eyes and thought of all the ways I will
be killing Emma. It's quite fun actually. I opened my eyes again. I sighed deeply before taking his
arm. And this is how we walked all the way to breakfast. I dread to think what Emma would say.
A.N: Um, hi ppl! It's Elfie again, and here's my chapter. Don't blame me if the spellings get
crap, but I'm having a stupid "I can't spell" day. I'm getting sidetracked again......Anyway, here's
da chapter!!
Nat's POV.
The first thing I saw was an elf wearing a dress. "OH MY GOD!!" I yelled loudly.
Everyone turned to look at me. Gandalf with his fur coat and his Ali G stick, Frodo was gazing
at it dreamily, Strider wearing his crappy clothes, some dude with a teddy bear who was sucking
his thumb, the elf wearing the dress, a dwarf who was reading something which looked suspiciously
like Playboy.......
"Is there a problem?" Elrond asked.
"No. Not really." I snapped at him.
"Hey, you can sit next to him." Emma whispered to me. "I'll sit with Frodo." She
crossed the circle and sat next to Frodo. So I was left standing feeling rather stupid as I looked for
the last seat. I groaned loudly as I realised it was next to the guy with the teddy bear. Actually,
the more I looked at him, the cuter he seemed. I shook my head. God, where did THAT come
from? I sat down.
----------------------------
The council is SO boring. Elrond is just blabbing on about all this crap about the
ring. I feel like shouting at him. God he is such an arse! And really full of himself too......
---------------------------
Ah. The Fellowship has been chosen. It consists of: Frodo aka "Ohhh, shiny", Gandalf
aka Ali G wannabe, Merry & Pippin aka the original pranksters,Sam aka Flower lover, Aragorn/Strider
aka Ranger boy, Boromir aka the teddy dude, Legolas aka Girl with a capital G and Gimli aka
Porno freak. And us. Great. How absolutely wonderful.
---------------------------
Oh no.....Porno freak alert, porno freak alert!!
"Hey. The moment I saw you I knew I had to have you. How about
you and me go try it out in the bedroom." I feel sick. Some weirdo dwarf is asking me to have
sex with him.
"No thanks. I might die of suffocation." I walked off. Later on I saw him trying his
luck with Emma. No result.
---------------------------
"Why did you shout at the very beginning of the meeting?" Emma asked.
"Didn't you see that.....THING wearing the dress?!!"
"Yes."
"Isn't that reason enough to shout?"
"I guess. But everyone thinks you're strange."
"Well they think right."
"Anyway, I'm going to catch up with Frodo. So I'll see you later." Emma went off.
She REALLY has a thing going for him, doesn't she? I sighed and sat down by the stream.
I could see Ranger boy and Ditzy having a quick snog on the bridge ahead of me. I shuddered.
Oh great. Incoming weirdo! Boromir is walking towards me holding that stupid bear of
his. God, what does he want? Help, he's sitting next to me. I face him.
"What do you want?" I snapped at him. He shrugs.
"Just wanted to see the stars." He said looking up at the sky. Whatever. Hmmm,
he IS actually quite cute. I shake my head again. What is with me and these thoughts?!!
"It's nice here isn't it?" he said hugging the bear tightly.
"I suppose....It's a lot quieter than London."
"What's London?" he asked.
"It's a city. A very big city."
"Ohhhh." There was a long awkward pause.
"I'd better be going." I said. "I haven't slept in days, and I want to catch up on
some before we leave on this stupid mission." I get up.
"I'll come with you." I rolled my eyes.
"If you want to." I started walking off. Boromir got up too and ran after me.
"It's exciting isn't it?" he said. Another desperate attempt to start a conversation.
"If you call being chased by evil forces "exciting", then I suppose it is."
"Are you scared?"
"Why should I be? I'm regretting coming here, yes. Scared, no."
"Are you ever scared?" I sigh.
"Sometimes."
"I get scared."
"Really? That's nice." I was beginning to loose my temper. An owl hoots. Boromir
jumps. "I'm scared now." He said.
"It's only an owl." I said scathingly.
"I know. But they freak me out. They make me think of dark, spooky haunted houses.
I don't like this...." he wails, and before I know it, he's grabbed my hand and is squeezing it
tightly.
"Let go!" I said. "You're cutting off the circulation!!"
"No!! I'm scared!!" I roll my eyes and continue walking, dragging Boromir along with
me.
We walk in silence for a while. I notice that Boromir keeps shooting sideways glances at
me. I ignore him. Finally we reach the building again. Thank god.
"I'll see you tomorrow I guess." I said to him. He nods and smiles. Hmmmmm, he IS
cute. Dammit!! I'm doing it again! I see Emma looking out from the bedroom door watching me.
She's looking at me weirdly. I then realise I'm still holding Boromir's hand. I wrench it out of his
grip and turn to go.
"Bye." he said.
"Yeah bye." I walk over to Emma. She smiling at me. "What?" I ask her, pushing
her out of the way. She doesn't reply. Emma shuts the door, runs and jumps onto her bed.
She sits facing me. I sit down too. "What?" I repeat.
"You're a fast worker, aren't you Nat?" she said, still smiling that annoying smile.
I HATE it when she does that.
"What are you talking about?"
"I saw you." she said.
"I know you saw me. You're still seeing me now."
"Ha ha."
"I know." Emma threw me a withering look.
"I meant I saw you with Boromir."
"Yes.....So what? We were talking."
"You were holding hands with him for god's sake!!"
"He was scared."
"Really? He didn't look scared." Emma said. I breath in deeply. Emma smirked at
me. "Ooohhhh! Nat's found herself a BOYFRIEND!!" she teased. I scowled. "What ya gonna
do next, eh? Take a walk under the stars, oh wait, you've already done that." I get into my bed.
"Or maybe you'll get a little closer, and give him a snog." I bury my face in the pillow. "Or
maybe you'll go further than that, and let him feel you up." I bury it deeper. "Or even further,
and you'll....."
"SHUT UP EMMA!" I yelled. "Look, I haven't slept in days, and I'm already in a
bad mood because of it. Can I at least TRY and get SOME sleep. And it would help if you
kept quiet." I blow out the candles. All goes quiet.
"Maybe you'll make love...."
"Emma! I'm warning you...."
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It's morning. And guess what? I didn't sleep again. Why? Because of Emma's constant
teasing. And when she finally did get to sleep, I was wide awake anyway. So I got up and took
another walk. Fresh air! Pity it doesn't cure bad tempers. I REALLY wouldn't like to be the person
who annoys me today. Hell no. They won't know what's hit them. Well, they might, because it
would be my fist. But that is beside the point.
It was really peaceful down by the fountain. It kinda made me forget what was coming.
But all good things must come to an end. And that moment of forgetting the quest was shattered
as I entered my room again. To begin with, Boromir was there, waiting for me.
"Why are you here?" I said angrily.
"Oh, your friend let me in." he replied. I'm REALLY going to kill Emma now. And to
make things worse, my clothes had gone. Everything! In their place there was a dress. There was
a note too. It said; "Hi Nat! Elrond left these for us. He wanted us looking 'respectable'. There
are some other clothes for us to travel in too." I looked at the muddy brown garments that were
underneath the dress. I groaned. I continued reading; "I'm just off to breakfast now, so I'll catch
you there. Luv Emma. P.S. I let your boyfriend in as he was hanging around outside the door."
I picked up the dress.
"Do you think you could go away while I change?"
"Um...ok." he answered. There was something different about him, something was
missing. The teddy bear. I shrugged and changed into the dress. I looked at myself in the mirror.
Great. I look like some frikkin' ghost. But nevermind that. I exited the bedroom. Boromir was
still waiting for me. He smiled at me. I ignored him and walked off.
"Wait!" he said, "Don't leave me." I sighed and stopped for him.
"Where's your bear?" I asked him.
"Oh. Gimli used it as a toy."
"But surely that is what....." Then it dawned on me. This was Gimli we were talking
about. Gimli the sex obsessed freak. "I'm sorry." I said stupidly. Boromir shrugged. We
walked in silence for a bit. He keeps looking at me. He did that last night. Strange bloke.
"Um....You look nice today." he said.
"Thanks." I replied. He then did something REALLY strange. He offered me his arm.
"Would you walk with me?" he asked.
"I AM walking with you." I snapped.
"I mean, will you...." I closed my eyes and thought of all the ways I will
be killing Emma. It's quite fun actually. I opened my eyes again. I sighed deeply before taking his
arm. And this is how we walked all the way to breakfast. I dread to think what Emma would say.
