Author's Note: This story has nothing to do with GW:E, AT ALL, except maybe the characters. This is a story all on its own, not to mention that, I, personally, don't like Yaoi-Fics, but my friends, Yume and Shin do. Zero, Poa, and Ayako, I'm not so sure. Unlike my other stories, it doesn't include the entire cast and my own characters (like the ones stated above), actually, it only revolves around three 'cause I'm evil and demented and I like my main character. ^_^

As for the other characters, there will be cameo appearances and possible scenes (no sex hopefully-I take back this last statement, after writing, there are sex scenes) with them. I'm trying to limit this story to a small novel (as all my friends know, that is IMPOSSIBLE!!) and bear with me on my grammar mistakes and spelling errors. God knows that going to College has made me much more stupider (or however you say it.)

OH, and none of the delicious GW characters belong to me, all others are mine and are personified by my friends and myself (though I guess you can tell which character I am...). So, thank you for taking the time to read this and don't take any of the gay/lesbian/Relena(if any)-bashing or name calling personal, it's just a fic and I'm pretty compassionate towards people's preferences. Besides, I have a gay friend and I love him! =)

And please, don't sue me, for some odd reason my Legolas bookmark has festered into an Orc bookmark and now I have million little fucking Orcs eating the children around my complex. Hmm, maybe that's a good thing...

Key:

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======= computer entry

*********** flashback (there's only one)

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Kirin Shido stood from her desk, knocking the flimsy wooden chair onto the floor. She turned away from the desk, rummaging through her closet and drawers. She took a full bag of clothes, folded up her laptop and stormed out of the room.

Heero and Duo had heard the commotion and stopped whatever action that would have proceeded. Heero was the first to see Kirin's upset expression and arose to meet her angry gaze.

"Where are you going?"

"I'm leaving you, Heero." Kirin said calmly. She shook her head. "I can't take this anymore."

"Good riddance." said the American. "Ever since you came along, Heero's been confused like a puppy. Now, at least he'll have a peace of mind with me."

Kirin's gold eyes flared. She spun on her heel, hair flying and nails outstretched into claws. "You little fuck-nut. You're the reason why he's screwing you!"

Duo jumped up, defensive. "That's right, bitch! I'm the best thing that has ever happened to him!"

"The only good thing that's happened to him is me! At least he can look at my face when we're screwing each other! I don't choke him with a goddamn braid every time he fucks from behind!" Kirin retorted.

Heero put a hand to his forehead. It was one of those pointless arguments that went into a constant circle. He had no way of stopping it unless someone from their little group of friends walked in and distracted his lovers. Thank-God they didn't have a threesome. Oh it was considered a threesome, but technically, it wasn't. A threesome is basically when they all have sex at one time. It was more Heero's decision who to sleep with at night. And a hard to decision at that. "Duo, Kirin-"

Duo and Kirin were now grappling on the floor, each trying to pull the other's hair. Kirin rolled on top of Duo, banging his head against the hardwood floor. Duo grabbed at Kirin's throat, trying to either strangle her or pull her away.

Heero allowed himself to watch only for a moment before pulling his lover's apart. "That's enough, both of you."

Duo's face was red and mouth opened in a big O, sucking in large amounts of air. Kirin, on the other hand, was perfectly calm and not even the least bit phased. "She's right, Heero. We can't keep going on like this."

Heero looked at Duo's solemn face. That cute heart-shaped face, those cobalt blue eyes that he lost himself in. Those pouting lips that drove him wild. He turned away from Duo's face and lips for a moment, looking into Kirin's golden hues. Her silver hair fell effortlessly over her shoulders, resting against her breasts. Her mouth was partially opened, full and luscious and soft, ready to kiss at a moment's notice. How could he ever compare one to the other? He was in love with both of them and even admitted to himself that Duo was the perfect man for him and Kirin was the perfect woman. Duo was his opposite, Kirin was exactly like him if not a little more different. "What do you propose we do?"

Kirin still gripped the bag in her hand. "Heero-dear, you have to choose between us. I'm sorry to do this to you, but both Duo and I are very possessive of you and want you to ourselves. It was fine for a few months, but that's all we can stand."

Duo stood up, dusting himself off. "I hate to say it, but I do agree with her. I propose, since I was with you first, that she leave."

Kirin's eyes bulged out of their sockets. "What? You're going to use some seniority rule on this? Are you going to let him do that, Heero?" She turned to her lover with pleading, gold eyes. "That is not fair."

"Who's to say that life is fair?" asked Duo. He put his arms around Heero's waist. "What are you waiting for, Shido? Go on and leave already."

"She is not leaving." Heero stated. He noticed the way Duo's eyes turned a darker shade of blue while Kirin's eyes lit up and her arms slipped around his neck. "We have to talk about this first. I love the both of you and I can't go a day without either one."

Kirin and Duo both stepped away from Heero. Kirin looked at Duo then at Heero. "Heero, I have an idea. But before I tell you, you have to agree to it first."

Heero had known Kirin for over a year and a half. They were lovers for half that time. Didn't she know how he thought? "I have to agree to terms I know nothing about?"

"I'm just going to say it once. If you like it, we'll do it, if not, someone better think of another plan." Kirin crossed her arms and tapped her foot. This was one of Heero's more tougher decisions. When Kirin tapped her foot, it was like a bomb ticking.

"I'd like to hear the terms first." said Heero. Before Kirin could respond, Heero shook his head. "Or I walk out."

Both Kirin and Duo's jaws drop. Duo shook his head vigorously. "No, no!" He turned to Kirin. "Tell him the damn terms, Shido!"

"Fine!" Kirin took in a deep breath and looked at Duo before speaking. "There might be a way for you to decide whom you want to be with." When neither man answered, she continued. "For one day, Duo and I will be off limits to you. The moment- the very second-you touch either Duo or myself, you have made the final, deciding factor."

Duo scratched his head. "So if he so much as touches me-"

"I mean sex." Kirin said, sighing. "I was trying to keep this mature and clean, but being an idiot, I guess that's beyond your grasp. If Heero has sex with you or me, that means he's made his decision."

Duo scoffed. "We're talking about the Perfect Soldier here, Kirin. He can go a month without sex."

"How about if we were naked?" Kirin remembered a week when Duo had gone to space because Shin, Kirin's friend, had a thing for Duo and wanted to spend some time with him. During that week alone with Heero, Kirin had been naked 24/7 and each time she crossed Heero's path, he'd pull her to the floor, wall, furniture, or room of the apartment and fuck her stupid.

Duo's eyebrow rose. "Now that will be interesting." He waited a moment. "Both of us are naked?"

Kirin shook her head softly. "Yes, Duo. We are naked." She looked at Heero for some comprehension. "And to make it a little more interesting...if you choose me, Duo will have to move in with Shin."

"Hey! I think Shin's a hot chick and all, but I'm already taken!" Duo protested.

"Not after this little deal, Duo." She noticed Heero's unvoiced question. "And if you choose Duo...I'll..." a list of punishments went through her mind. For one, she knew Heero hated it when any man-or woman, went near her (and Duo), breathed, or even sneezed on either one. But what man-or woman, was so disgusting that would make Heero go into self-destruct mode? A smile spread on Kirin's lips. "I'll sleep with Milliardo."

Heero's temper shot through the roof. His Kirin was going to sleep with that chauvinistic, elegant, mask-wearing queer? Even if Milliardo was the last gay man on earth, he'd never choose Milliardo! Never ever! The thought of Kirin even kissing that man made Heero's blood boil. They were mortal enemies, now and forever. They may have settled some scores, but after the Mariemaia incident, there had been only one or two battles in which were performed from old Aries suits. He wasn't going to forgive Milliardo for practically dumping Relena into his care. And now, in a decision that would effect them all, Milliardo was going to be a part of it? "Not Milliardo."

"I think he's a good choice." said Kirin. "After all, he's always wanted what was yours. First he wanted you glory and your Gundam, what's more if he has your girl? Besides, if you do choose Duo, what difference would it make? You wanted him which means you don't care enough about me and that would allow me to go with any man I want."

"Why him?" Heero asked through clenched teeth.

"In a sense, Heero..." She looked directly into Heero's eyes. "He reminds me a lot like you. Of course, minus the dark hair and that 'gun' of yours, I'd still prefer you."

That was somewhat reassuring. But he had one day to make a decision. Wait- he didn't say he'd accept the deal. "I have to think about it."

"There's no thinking about it, Heero. You accept the terms or not. Or, we can all sit here and think of another way."

"Heads or tails?" Duo held up a coin. "This is fair. Three out of five, Kirin?"

At that moment, both Kirin and Heero looked at Duo like he was already the odd man out. She sighed and lifted her bag. "Or you can let me walk out of here. Out of your life and into Milliardo's."

Duo readily pranced towards the door. "Door's open. Don't let it hit you on the ass on your way out."

Heero snapped his head towards Duo. "She is not leaving. She's staying here with us."

"The terms, Heero." Kirin repeated. "Do you accept them or do you want to find another way?"

Love wasn't his strong point. He loved Duo and the way the braided American's hands were so strong and powerful. And Kirin, the way her body formed to fit his. How the hell was he suppose to answer? "A day?"

"One day." Kirin repeated. "Touch- have sex with either one of us, and you've made your decision."

"But you're both naked."

Kirin moved towards Heero and to add emphasis, slid her hands down Heero's spandex shorts. She fondled him as she spoke, "It's not as 'hard' as it looks, Heero. I'm sure the 'Perfect Soldier' can find other ways of remaining 'at ease.'"

Heero's body jerked just as Kirin's hand left him. He floundered for a moment then looked at Kirin who's devilish smile turned innocent. "That's not fair."

"All's fair in love and war, Heero." Kirin pushed Heero against the wall and kissed him. She let her tongue linger in his mouth a moment before bringing her mouth onto his neck. "Just remember who taught you that."

"Get off him, slut!" Duo pulled Kirin away from his lover and gave Heero his version of the same kiss. " 'You're mine, Duo. Always and Forever.' You always said that to me. Don't let that fifty-cent whore get the better of you!"

"Uh, listen, God of the Idiots, he says that to me, too." Kirin replied, getting up from the floor. "Just because you're a man, doesn't mean he treats me any differently."

Duo narrowed his eyes at Kirin. "Then I suppose you pee upright, too, Shido?"

"Ha, ha. At least I don't confuse a penis with pencil tip. Oops! Your penis is a pencil tip!"

"Enough." Heero rubbed at his temples. "I'll agree to the terms."

"Ninmu Kanryou?"

At Heero's nod, Kirin felt a pang of joy run through her. She hugged Heero tightly. "We're starting tomorrow, then, just to make it a fresh new start, ok?" She looked at Duo. "First thing tomorrow morning, you wake-up naked and you stay naked unless we have company or we need to go out. No use in having the whole wide world laughing at you."

Duo glared at Kirin who walked happily towards her room. For the most part, it was a good thing they each had their separate rooms or else they'd be arguing again on who Heero was going to sleep with last.

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Heero's Mission Statement (Journal)

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What is she thinking? Why is she doing this to me? Isn't what we have now good enough? No, I suppose it isn't. I should have known that either Kirin or Duo would want this insanity to end. I don't mind it at all, maybe it's because I'm in the middle. I could have either one, but I decided to be selfish and have them both. This is what I deserve. I should have seen it coming.

Kirin is beautiful and sexy and mine. Duo is...beautiful and...sexy...and...mine. Is there really a difference between them beside genders? When I kiss Duo, he's always aggressive, he always wants more. But when I kiss Kirin, she's always giving me everything that I want. One wants so much more while the other is giving too much. Is this my way of creating balance between Duo and Kirin? I've known Duo longer, we've been lovers for years. And when Kirin came into my life, she's changed every out look that I had in life. Both of them have done something that no one else has ever done for me. They love me, for me.

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Heero shut off his laptop and slunk into his chair. He could hear Duo in his room, listening to loud music and eating chips. The television was on, too, not to mention he forgot to shut off his faucet in their bathroom. He even had his laptop on, playing an MP3 he got off some internet site. In the other room he could hear Kirin typing on her laptop, stopping every once in a while to probably gaze at the moon. The lights would be off and the only light was from the laptop. She'd then probably go to bed and smooth the space where he would sleep when it was her night. Tomorrow would change everything.

Tomorrow was still to come. He'd make it up to Duo for earlier that morning when he almost seduced him in the bathroom. After Duo, he'd go into Kirin's room and apologize to her for having to see what he and Duo were going to do in the bathroom and probably demonstrate his performance, hand to hand. But tomorrow...he wouldn't be able to do anything.

An idea slipped into his head and he couldn't believe that he actually considered it. He looked at his phone, teetering on the edge of falling to its doom. Hesitantly he picked up the receiver and dialed a number. He'd wait two rings before attempting to hang it up. It was only a half-ring. She was home.

"Hello?"

"Yume."

"Heero?"

Heero could see the look of disbelief on his sister's face. "Are you coming over tomorrow?"

"Wait, wait. Why do you sound friendly all of a sudden? You NEVER sound friendly! Even to Kirin and Duo! Hell, even to me!"

"That's not important."

"You got into an argument with Kirin again?"

"No." Did he really call a lot when he and Kirin argued? "I was just asking a question. It's a yes or no answer."

"Yes, I am."

Really? "Why?"

"What do you mean why?" Yume demanded. "First you ask, then you ask me why? Boy, Kirin must've snipped your balls off. Or maybe she snipped off Duo's."

"Why are you coming over?" Heero asked.

"Because," said Yume. "I want to know what the hell happened between the three of you. Not that I don't know what's happening already, but aside from the threesome, something must've happened."

"Yume-"

"I'll be there for lunch. Bye!"

And that was it. Heero hung up the receiver and gave a loud sigh. "Hn."

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Kirin woke to the sound of her opposite wall resounding with hard-hitting blows. She sat up and crossed her arms. Just like Duo to use Heero's room for a late night screw. They never had sex in DUO'S room because Duo's room is too much of a mess to screw anywhere. God knows what kind of parasites grew in the braided one's boxers. Kirin shuddered at the thought. That was the one reason why she always made Heero shower and get a blood test before coming near her. She didn't want to be infected with a disease from Duo. For all she knew, the damn disease might even be named after him!

Because she could no longer sleep, she decided to take a shower. She wanted to be fresh and clean in the morning, which was coming in a few short hours. She dragged herself out of bed and forgot that she had to pass through Heero's room to get to the bathroom located in between his and Duo's room. She stopped as she watched Heero, face contorted in pleasure, hands gripping the man in front of him, Duo on all fours, gripping the bed posts, and braid hung like a horse. It never bothered her before, for some reason, and it didn't phase her whenever she had to use the bathroom late at night. But this time around, her temper had become red hot before she could catch herself. She scoffed heavily and thudded towards the bathroom.

"What was that?" Duo gasped. His head flailed from side to side, trying to get a better look at whoever was behind him, not that Heero didn't count.

"Nothing." Heero lied. He had known the moment Kirin woke up. He cursed Duo and the headboard for being so loud and so near to the wall. At least that aspect couldn't be helped unless his headboard faced the window and the entire world could hear that he and Duo were in a sexual act. He lifted Duo's hips higher and felt the American's body tense.

"Heero..." Duo breathed.

If he would just shut up so Heero could tend to Kirin's hurt feelings. He wasn't going to start the morning with Kirin being pissed at him. In the final moments, he could have sword he heard crying coming from the bathroom. He drove Duo over the edge and waited a tense moment before removing himself swiftly from Duo's canal.

"Heero!" The braided American protested. "What wrong with you? You're just gonna love me then leave me?"

To put it bluntly, "Yes."

He left Duo floundering on the bed. The braided American watched as his lover picked the locked bathroom door and shut it firmly behind him. At least he got a look at Heero's ass. That was enough incentive to go to sleep.

Heero stared at the silhouette of the only woman that ever mattered to him. He could see the mass of silver and the steady gold eyes staring at him from behind the glass doors. Since he was still naked, it might as well been an open invitation to join her.

He became worried when she just continued staring at him. All the while she was silent, she just watched him like a predator, moving back into the rounded corner when he neared. "Kirin, what's wrong."

"You know damn well what's wrong." Kirin hissed. "We can never have what you and Duo have. It was stupid of me to even suggest that little deal we have."

"What are you saying?" He couldn't tell if she was crying or if it was just the water. The only difference was that her voice was beginning to crack. "Kirin, talk to me."

"You've known Duo far longer than me. I should have never come between the two of you." Her voice lowered an octave and she leaned her back against the tiles. "I'm the one that should leave, Heero. I'm the odd one out."

Heero shook his head. He didn't care that his hair was now plastered against his head. He reached out to Kirin and pulled her into his arms. "Don't say that, Kirin. I love you and Duo equally."

"Don't touch me, Heero." Kirin growled. "Don't." When she tried struggling again, Heero's arms tightened. "Heero."

"Kirin." He assumed her tone of voice. "I'm not letting you go."

"Let me go you bastard!" Kirin screamed. She knew words that would hurt Heero, make him hate her. She knew which buttons to push and knew that he'd retaliate. She knew he'd say something he'd regret later, but if she could make him say something irreversible, she'd be able to leave and never look back. She'd keep the memories of her time with Heero and one day she'd find another. "You cock-sucking, son of a queer! Let me go!"

"Kirin." His voice became a loud roar in her ear. He knew what she was doing. She was going to taunt him with words that had never had an effect on him. She was going to make him say something for her to leave. He wasn't going to stoop to her level. Never. "Stop it, Kirin!"

She slipped out of his grasp and for a fleeting moment, gathered all her courage and hit Heero across the face. A faint sliver of blood appeared at the corner of Heero's mouth. With the water on, it washed away the blood as quickly as it formed. They stared at each other, Kirin staring at him and Heero's gaze on her fists. She waited for him to strike back. Was certain that he would. "Aren't you going to hit me, Heero? One for one?"

The corner of Heero's mouth twitched. During the Mariemaia incident, he had done something of the kind to Duo. However, Duo was a little weaker than expected and collapsed. Kirin, for this matter, would still be standing after they were both black and blue.

She moved again to plant another fist into his face, an interesting fight-especially in the shower, but he moved quicker. He caught her wrists and pinned them above her head. She struggled, screaming obscenities and kicking. He managed to bypass her little temper tantrum and plant himself firmly into her and waiting until she calmed. He lifted her higher onto his hips and watched her eyes glaze over and stare into nothing. "I'm not going to hit you, Kirin. I'm going to love you."

He released his grip on her wrists. She slid them around his neck and held him close. Tears mixed with water. She wasn't going to admit that this was what she wanted. She didn't want to leave nor did she want anyone else. He was the only man she wanted.

She gasped softly when his mouth closed over one breast. She dug her nails into his back even as he rammed himself into her. She threw her head back and screamed; flesh hitting flesh against tile. She wrapped her legs around his waist just as her mind and body spun wildly out of control and into the great beyond. He would have gone for another when the door let out a loud knock.

"Who the hell is that?" Kirin asked. She glanced at the doors on either side of the bathroom. "What time is it?"

"If you didn't know, it's five in the morning. You idiots only have one bathroom and you're screwing in it! Let me in!"

Yume. Heero helped Kirin get on steady ground and shut off the water. He threw her a towel and moved to opened the door leading to Duo's room. Naked and staring hard at his sister, he asked, "What are you doing here?"

"You called me didn't you?"

"You said you'd be here at noon."

"Well, Zero's ship came in early. They're tired and hungry. Poa and Trowa just got back and they're tired and hungry. Shin and Ayako and Damen came with Quatre so they're here, too. Yeah-so, Wufei's came along, just because we need a whipping boy."

Kirin emerged from the shower and frowned at Yume. "Why did you go through Duo's room? Heero's door is open."

"Yeah, well, when you enter an apartment and hear a woman screaming from the bathroom, you tend to investigate first. And, I knew someway or the other Heero would have made it a point to screw you."

"Thanks for sensitivity, Yume." Kirin turned on her heel and left the bathroom.

"Patch things up with Kirin already?" Yume asked, beaming.

"This is the last time you'll see that for a whole day." Heero mumbled.

"Huh?" Yume's hands gripped Heero's shoulders. "What happened?"

"Kirin almost left today."

"Again?" Yume waved a hand. "She's been threatening to do that for awhile now."

"I know. Then she came up with a deal that for a time period of a whole day, if I have sex with either her or Duo, I've made the commitment to one of them." Heero explained.

"For one day? What are you doing in the meantime?"

"Deciding. She's giving me a day to decide. Anytime between...now and the end of the day or a day's equivalent, I have to make my decision."

"Or?" Yume's eyes lighted up. She loved being a part of Kirin's diabolical deals. "There's gotta be more."

"If I choose Duo, Kirin will sleep with Milliardo. If I choose Kirin, we ship Duo off to Shin."

"Oh! I wanna join in!"

"This is between the three of us, Yume." Heero shook his head. "I don't want either one of them to leave."

"Is that why you called me, bro?" Yume asked. At Heero's hesitant nod, her smile broadened. "Who do you love more?"

"Don't ask me that. I love them both."

"Who has given you more pleasure?"

"They both have."

"Who do you screw more often?"

Heero narrowed his eyes at his sister. "That's an unfair question. I've been with Duo longer."

Yume nodded her head. "Who do you enjoy making love to more?"

"That's the same as 'who has given me more pleasure.'" Heero shook his head. "I don't know what to do, Yume. I don't want either one of them out of my life."

"Heero," Yume patted the top of his head. "You can't have everything you want. This is a decision you have to make on your own. It has to be either Kirin, the only woman you've been with, or Duo, the only man you've been with."

"And I thought you would help." Heero murmured.

"I am here to help!" Yume declared. "Why do you think I brought everyone here? You sit back and relax and I'll handle everything."

Heero paled considerably. He suddenly realized the error of bringing in his sister to try and play judge, jury, and executioner. He crossed his arms and hoped his headache wouldn't come in the next few minutes. "Hn."

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Duo's Journal

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I can't believe that pale bitch is making Heero choose between us! I know Heero loves, I know he does! Why else would he come to me last night first? If he really loved that psychotic bitch, he would have gone to her! But...why would he go to her last? I heard her screaming in the bathroom. Does he do things differently with her than he does with me? I know Heero and I only have...hold on a sec, let me count...three actual positions, but...hey...three is a very good number!

Now Heero's brought in everyone to help him out with our situation. Is it really such a hard decision to make? All he has to do is choose me and Kirin will be off our hands! I guess in Heero's case, she'll be off his dick. Ha, ha, ha.

Yume's got some weird tag or something that she wants to put on me and the psycho-chick. I have to put on this cock-ring. I don't mind it because it looks like exactly the same piece Heero and I use, so I guess it's ok. And the psycho's here, too. It's reassuring to know that she doesn't want to be here. I don't want her in my room either. Hold on a second.

Shit! This cock ring is too tight! It's like, fit for my pinky! Ow! Does Yume want to castrate me or something? Shit!! And look what the silver-haired whore is wearing? It's a purple streak in her hair. Whoop-de-do. If she put on some make-up and slutty clothes, she'd definitely look like a whore. God, this is awful. I feel like getting off. But I have to respect this deal, after all, it is a little fair, isn't it? What's a little pain? I might as well...oh, yeah...that feels good. It's buzzing...ahhh....oh, oops. Yume and Shido are watching me. Gotta go.

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Yume Yuy placed a tag into the tip of Duo's braid. "So, whenever Heero goes near you, you'll feel a little jolt."

"But I don't want to wear the cock-ring!" Duo whined. "It's too tight!"

"That's the point!" Yume hissed. "Besides, it's a pleasurable jolt. It doesn't come from the hair, it comes from below."

"Why would Duo need a warning if Heero went near him?" Kirin asked. She was playing with a purple strand of hair. Apparently Yume had designed a tag for her as well. "For that matter, why would I?"

"Here's the thing: if Heero goes near Duo- for instance, Duo would feel the jolt and so would you. Wherever you are, you'd know if Heero was getting a little frisky with the other." Yume snapped on a collar around Kirin's neck. "Since you don't have a cock, that will have to do."

"Thank God." Kirin murmured. She glanced at Duo who was shifting uncomfortably and questionably in his seat. "What's wrong, Duo? Are you imagining how it's like to fuck a woman?"

"Funny, Shido." Duo snapped. "I was just imagining what it would be like to fuck a dog."

"I wouldn't know that, Duo, I don't play with myself."

Yume stood in the center of the verbal barrage between Heero's lovers. She would of loved to have been there the first time they met. In fact, Heero, Kirin, or Duo had never told her or the other's how they met. It was just a coincidence that they all knew each other in the first place. "I'm splitting you two up, as much as I'd hate to. Trowa, Poa, Shin, and Wufei are hanging onto Duo. Damen, Ayako, Zero, and Quatre are with you. I'm sticking with Heero."

"What are we going to do?" Kirin asked, slightly annoyed that a purple strand is in her silver hair. "What's this plan going to accomplish?"

"Well," Yume scratched the back of her head. "I've only gotten as far as splitting everyone up."

"Yume."

Kirin and Duo both turned to Heero and in turn, received a very shocking jolt. Duo, on the other hand, was having multiple orgasms while Kirin's nipples hardened as well as becoming intimately wet. "Shit..."

Heero stared at the state his lovers were in. He turned angrily to his sister. "What did you do to them?"

Yume grinned. "If you come anywhere near them, they'll get a jolt. Meaning since Duo has a cock-ring, he'll have an orgasm and since Kirin only has a collar, she'll be all hot and bothered."

Heero felt his own body harden at the prospect of both of his lovers in a state of heat and lust. "We can't postpone it a day, Kirin?"

"No." Kirin shook her head, feeling slightly embarrassed for being so...vulnerable in front of Yume. "We go with the plan. By the end of this day, everything should be settled."

"All right. One day it is." Yume pressed something on her watch which started a countdown. "When this watch goes to zero, the tag I gave Heero will tune him in to the man or woman of his choice. And as a note, the tag is hooked up to his brain so, he'll go with what he thinks, not what he feels."

"Is that fair?" asked Kirin.

"It'll have to be." replied Yume. "I thought up all of this in a short span of time. I'm not a genius like Heero."

Kirin stood and looked at Duo, holding out her hand. "May the best man or woman win."

Duo looked at her hazily. "Sure, thing." He looked at Heero. "Come near me again."

Without thinking, Heero stepped forward and another jolt rushed through Kirin and Duo. Kirin collapsed while Duo went through a series of orgasms.

"Damn it, Duo! These tags are not for getting-off!" Yume smacked Duo's leg. "This is serious."

"Sure. Oh, Heero..." Duo smiled drunkenly at Heero.

Heero shook his head. "No, Duo. Be serious." He looked at Kirin and because he loved her and cared, bent down to help her up. He felt the jolt this time, collapsing over Kirin and pinning her under him, and like Duo, going through a series of mind-blowing jolts.

"Hey! That's not fair!" Duo cried, jumping up, then immediately going through a frenzy of orgasms.

"He was being courteous." Kirin moaned. "Heero get off me! I'm gonna go crazy!"

"You're not...the only...one." Heero groaned.

Yume shook her head. When it came to love her brother was an idiot. She helped him up and pointed him towards the door. "Wait for me outside. Duo, go out the back. Kirin go into the garage."

"Where did you get these, Yume?" Kirin mumbled. She managed to sit up and shake off the dazed look on her face.

"Eh, these were just lying around. Me and Xel are already used to shock therapy."

"I see." Kirin moved to her feet and lethargically walked towards the garage.

Duo shook his head. "If Kirin wins, I don't think I'd mind having this contraption."

"Uh-huh. You're going to Shin after this if Kirin wins. You'd better learn how to be straight or else. I hear Shin's a bit of a tight-ass when it comes to having her man screwing another man, especially if its Kirin's man."

"Heero is not Kirin's man!" Duo's blue hues turned dark. "I am Shinigami and Heero Yuy is mine!"

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Kirin's Journal

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Today is the last straw. I've given Heero an ultimatum. He now has to choose between me and Duo. Last night, I was telling Heero the truth. Something inside me made me tell him that I didn't belong there, and that's true. I want Heero badly enough that I want to see him happy. Even if it is with that goddamn queer. His happiness means more to me than the world. It was good while it lasted and I suppose being with Milliardo isn't so bad. I'd have to learn to adjust with Noin being there all the time, but God knows that she never made a pass at him. I guess I was meant to be the ruiner of relationships. Not that Noin and Milliardo ever had a sexual relationship.

Last night, while I was screaming at Heero, I saw the look in his eyes. He truly cared for me. He really didn't want to let me go. I tried escaping him, but he held on to me as if he depended on me. As if leaving would kill him. That would be the last thing I'd ever do. I'd never hurt him. Never.

If he did choose Duo, I'd suck it up and leave. I have no right here. This isn't my place anymore. They were happy without me and I'm sorry to say it but...they look better together. Sometimes I wish I could have gotten to know Duo better, maybe we wouldn't be in this predicament. But because our personalities clash, I guess it had to be this way.

Heero, I love you. Whatever decision you make, I'll still love you.

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"I am Kirin Shido and Heero Yuy is mine!"

Ayako Meguri slowly nodded her head. "Yes, Kirin. Yes, he is. Where should we go first?" She and the others had only been given a slight overview of what was going on between Heero, Kirin, and Duo. As far as the deal and the one day term, they were clueless. "We can go to the Disney Dome."

"No." Kirin shook her head. "Heero destroyed that one."

"Disney Dome Two?" Damen asked.

"That one, too." Kirin almost smiled at the memory. "He doesn't like Disney because Relena used to take him there. Then they threw him out because he started chasing all the characters with a stick of dynamite and a detonator. Not to mention that he rigged up all the rides somehow and made them go as fast as a Gundam in hyperspace, every man woman and child were sick for weeks on end. As revenge for being banned from the Disney Dome, he destroyed everything Disney and/or affiliated with them. Then he destroyed the color p-i-n-k. It's no longer in the dictionary nor a color."

"Wow." Damen shook his head. "I'd hate to be on his bad side."

"His bad side is on his back." Kirin said vehemently. "That little nut-ball keeps fucking him from behind and Heero's gonna have to find a new way to take a shit!"

Damen and Ayako quickly moved away from Kirin, switching places with Zero and Quatre. Zero could handle Kirin. Quatre was probably going to have a heart attack soon.

"Kirin, how long have you known Heero? You know, it's got to be quite a coincidence that us girls were all friends, Yume and Heero were brother and sister, and we only met the guys a few months back." asked Zero. She hoped that made sense.

The girls, Kirin, Shin, Yume, Poa, Ayako, and Zero had all been friends since elementary school. During high school they each broke off into their own little world's and came back, four years later with Yume finding out Heero was her brother, Poa was now dating Trowa, Ayako had found a man named Damen on one of the colonies, Shin was the heir to a large, stockholding colony and had Trowa as a brother, and Zero was being courted by Quatre Winner. The girls hadn't met up until a year ago when Quatre had called for a gathering and low and behold, the girls and the boys saw each other for the first time. But even before the gathering, Kirin, Heero, and Duo were already a threesome.

"I knew him for about a year." Kirin sai wistfully. "He was on a colony with that limp-dick, Duo. I was the contact and Heero and that dog-fucker were my charges. I was immediately interested in Heero. The mission was just to infiltrate the colonies computers and insert a virus. After the mission, the little American shit got sick and Heero replaced him with me. We were together on a transport for a few days and we got to talking." Kirin spotted a restaurant she and Heero frequently ate at. "Let's go in there for breakfast. So, as I was saying, we got to talking and eventually with the piss-face, the three of us became partners."

"You have interesting names for Duo." Quatre said cautiously.

"Oh, yeah, sometimes I had to go into the dictionary to look up new words. Hard to believe that a 'cock-muncher' isn't in the dictionary."

Quatre turned a little red, hearing the word. He hid behind Zero who was used to Kirin's foul language when talking about a rival.

"So, we were partners." Kirin continued. "One night, Duo was off grocery shopping or whatever, and I got a little hot and bothered with Heero looking so damn good. Then I asked him if he was with a woman. He mentioned some bitch Relena and I made use of my time with him. I made sure he'd forget that name."

"What did you do?" Quatre asked innocently. He really had no idea what he was getting himself into.

"We fucked, Quatre." Kirin replied, just as the hostess came to her side. Kirin flashed her a look and the hostess quietly showed them to their table. "Meaning-" She knew the wide-eyed expression on the not-so-innocent face of the Arab. "I rode him like a very well built Gundam on ZERO mode."

Quatre took that fateful moment to faint into a chair. Zero shook her head sadly. "He was like this the first time we did it. Thank God I wasn't with Wufei." Zero shuddered and put a hand to her stomach. "Ugh, I don't know why I mentioned that. From what Sally's told me, he's had several nosebleeds every time they mention the subject."

"He has to learn sometime, Zero." Kirin patted Quatre's forehead. "He'll get over it."

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"He'll get over it." said Shin Kin'Youbi. "I am going to do everything in my power to make Duo straight!"

"It's just as fun when its crooked." said Poa. She noticed Trowa's raised eyebrow and grinned. "I've been hanging around Kirin too long. But, as I was saying," She cleared her throat. "It is fun crooked. God knows how long I had to straighten out Trowa's."

Shin looked horrified. "Duo's gay, Poa."

Poa continued smiling. "I know. But I'm not going to emphasize, I'll let you decide what I meant by that."

"Thanks." Shin looked over Poa's shoulder and saw Duo sitting in a booth with Wufei. "What do you think they're talking about?"

Wufei held a bloodied napkin over his nose. "Would you shut up, Maxwell?"

"What? You asked me what was wrong and I told you! My cock is really getting choked up! I need to get it off!"

"Don't tell that to me!" Wufei snarled. "I have a woman!"

"Women are weak and useless!" Duo sniped. He paused, feeling it slightly weird saying those words. "That Kirin Shido is no good! She's trying to take Heero away from me!"

"Let her have him! Why pass up a good thing such as Shin? She's practically in love with you!" Wufei had to get another set of napkins to stop the second wave.

"I like Shin as a friend." Duo glanced at Shin who was now concentrating on something on her plate of food. "She's pretty and fun to be with, but she's not Heero. I mean, if I wanted Heero in a female's form it'd be-"

"Kirin." Wufei replied. He had to laugh at Duo's paled expression. He yelped when Duo pulled him up by his collar.

"Don't you ever say that again! Kirin is not Heero, Kirin will never be Heero, and Kirin will have Heero over my dead body!"

Wufei slumped over his seat, watching warily as Duo got up from his side and stormed into the bathroom. "Duo, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to get this thing off!" Duo replied.

Shin only heard 'get' and 'off.' She stood and hurried to Wufei's table. "What did you say to him?"

"We were just talking about you." Wufei replied. "I asked him why should he pass up someone like you. He said he wanted someone like Heero, you know, female form. I suggested Kirin and he got upset. Now's he's going to get off in the bathroom."

"What?" Shin jumped up and ran into the bathroom. "He can't do that!"

"Yes! Yes! YES!"

Wufei sighed and tipped his head back, feeling another nosebleed come on. "He just did."

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Heero stared at Yume. "Dee-seven."

"Shit!" Yume glowered at her brother. "You sunk my battleship. Again."

Heero smirked and tallied off the nine hundredth game. "I told you not to play battleship with me, Yume. You didn't listen."

"Shut up!" Yume leaned her head on her hand. "This is boring. Have you made a decision yet?"

"Every time you mention it, I get all tense and confused again." He shook his head. "I shouldn't have..."

Yume leaned closer. "Shouldn't have what? Phase Two: Regrets."

Heero scowled at Yume. He looked at the tag around his neck. "Off the record, Yume."

"Huh? Yeah, sure." Yume snapped open the collar and placed it under the couch. "Secret, bro?"

"I love them both, I can tell you that, now." Heero sighed fretfully. "After Relena, I had a phobia of women. I thought they would always be like her. I didn't want anything to do with fanatical, obsessed women. I swore them off and because of my intense training, I followed through. When Duo came around, he was always a ladies man. I was lonely and he always had someone. So, I suppose, one night, the loneliness was consuming so much of me that I snapped. I thought I'd never find a woman for me and I'd be alone. I thought of you because you are my sister. But when I looked at Duo, I guess I saw a potential friend there. A lover. It was, in fact, Duo that kissed me. I wasn't drunk- I don't drink, actually- I was wide awake and sane. I liked the feeling of someone kissing me and holding me and making love to me."

"If you consider doggie-style love-making." Yume snickered. Her face became serious on the account of Heero. "Go on."

"When Kirin came to me, completely different from what I thought women were. I felt alive. I had Duo and now I had her. Two people that loved me. Kirin was everything I wanted in a woman. Duo was..." Heero's eyes took on a faraway look. "I didn't love him at first. It became a necessity. A need. Then it grew on me. I've never told him before but, I was scared. When Kirin came to me, when we first made love, she made me feel wanted. Making love was no longer a necessity. It became sacred to me because I have no emotions to reveal to them. I can only make love to them to make them understand how much they mean to me. I have no words to express."

Yume nodded her head softly. "Actions do speak louder than words, bro. But what are you saying? You're not really gay?"

"I guess not." Heero replied. "Only when I'm with Duo, I think."

"Huh." Yume tipped her head back. "Then there's one thing we have to do."