Disclaimer: Nope! Still don't own anyone but myself and the DAMN sausage but Merry ate it the little...um sausage eater!! mwhahaha
A/N:
~~~ To Moria where porno freaks dwell and where there is a dwarf named Mel (dead of course). ~~~
Tralalalala!! Like the song? I thought so.: ) Wow. Chapter 13 already. Then again they are quite short... oh WELL!
Thanks to everyone!!!!: P
Chapter 13
Freaky dead Dwarves!!
HA! I know what Nat and Boromir are getting up to. Probably hiding from me but I know what their doing. They can't hide from the almighty Emma!
Dammit! Merry stole my sausage off my plate... well it was Boromir's but I wanted it!! Hmmm... maybe revenge is in order?
"I know!!!!" Frodo shouted making me jump out of my skin. "What is the Elvish word of friend?"
"Mellon." Gandy said and the stone doors flung open to reveal the mines.
Gandy put a glowy stone on his stick... thing while Gimli was babbling on about ale or something to Legolas who was looking around uninterested.
"And they call it a mine! A mine!!" Gimli laughed and Gandys glowy stick thing lit the room.
"This isn't a mine! It's a tomb!" Boromir screeched putting a blue bunny in front of his face.
Wait a minute! Is that fluffles? Oh no. My Bunny is Pink. That must be Nat's.
"AH!!" I ran out of the mines just as a big ugly thing came out of the water. I hesitated for a moment then ran back into the mines screaming 'Big... ugly... monster thing!!'.
The others got out there weapons while Nat and I just stood there. After a while I decided I would fire an arrow. I wouldn't hurt would it?
So I fire an arrow and goes right away from the monster and nearly hit Legolas. Damn I should have took up sword fighting!! All you have to do it stick the damn thing into the baddie!
I got out my dagger and charged with Nat beside me with her sword. We hacked off some tentacles and nearly got flattened by one as it fell from the air above me. I'll thank Leggy for that later.
"Die!!!" I yelled stabbing my dagger into the monster.
After a while Nat and I where pushed inside by Aragorn just before the mines entrance rumbled and caved in behind the fellowship.
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We are surrounded by porno reading Dwarves!!!!! They maybe dead but they are still scary. It's like being stuck in a room with your Maths teacher going on and on and on about algebra all day.
I shudder and glance about me. Nat is talking to Boromir, Gimli is talking with leggie, Aragorn is talking with Gandalf and the Hobbits are talking between themselves. I'm all alone!
Hmmm.... maybe I can start up a conversation with Pippin about something. Naw. I'll just stay at the back for now. Wait until someone notices my sad and lonely.
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Nope still haven't noticed me yet. Oh well!!
Ah yeah! Where at this hall thing in the city of Darrowdelf. Pretty big I'm telling you!
All the dead Dwarves have porno mags in there hands. Ack!! Scary or what!
Anyway back to the story. We are walking though the Hall and Gimli suddenly shouts
"NO!"
God! Is everyone trying to scary me out of my wits or something!
"Gimli! Dude!" Gandy runs after him and so does everyone else. Am I the only person who's tired? Everyone seems to be full of energy.
We enter this freaky room and there's a freaky stone thingy in the middle where Gimli is crying.
Ha! Pansy.
" 'Ere lies Balin, son of Fundin, Lord of Moria. Ah! He's dead!" Gandy says wiping away the dust on the stone thingy.
Leggy turns to Aragorn and says "We must move on. We cannot linger."
"They 'ave taken da bridge, and da second hall. We 'ave barred the gates, but can't
hold em for long. Da ground shakes. Drums, drums in da deep. We can't get out. A shadow moves in da dark. We can't get out. They are comin'." Gandy says at he reads one of the dwarves diary. That's not nice! Reading someone
else's diary! Oh well. I do it to Nat all the time. HAHA!
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Pippin dropped something down a well and we're all fighting some ugly things now. Ewwwww.
I stab an Orc with my Dagger and kick it in the shin. Ouch, bad move there. Remember he has armour on. Ouchies.
If I die I'm blaming it on Pippin! I'm going to haunt you for you rest of your life, Pip!
Ack! Someone slashed my face. My beautiful face!! You bastard!!!
I stab the orc who hurt my beautiful face and kicked him in the face.
"You bastard!!!!! See how you like being hurt in the face!!!!" I yell kicking the shit out of him while kicking other orcs when they got to near.
Breath! Deep breathing! Ok, I'm cool.
A/N:
~~~ To Moria where porno freaks dwell and where there is a dwarf named Mel (dead of course). ~~~
Tralalalala!! Like the song? I thought so.: ) Wow. Chapter 13 already. Then again they are quite short... oh WELL!
Thanks to everyone!!!!: P
Chapter 13
Freaky dead Dwarves!!
HA! I know what Nat and Boromir are getting up to. Probably hiding from me but I know what their doing. They can't hide from the almighty Emma!
Dammit! Merry stole my sausage off my plate... well it was Boromir's but I wanted it!! Hmmm... maybe revenge is in order?
"I know!!!!" Frodo shouted making me jump out of my skin. "What is the Elvish word of friend?"
"Mellon." Gandy said and the stone doors flung open to reveal the mines.
Gandy put a glowy stone on his stick... thing while Gimli was babbling on about ale or something to Legolas who was looking around uninterested.
"And they call it a mine! A mine!!" Gimli laughed and Gandys glowy stick thing lit the room.
"This isn't a mine! It's a tomb!" Boromir screeched putting a blue bunny in front of his face.
Wait a minute! Is that fluffles? Oh no. My Bunny is Pink. That must be Nat's.
"AH!!" I ran out of the mines just as a big ugly thing came out of the water. I hesitated for a moment then ran back into the mines screaming 'Big... ugly... monster thing!!'.
The others got out there weapons while Nat and I just stood there. After a while I decided I would fire an arrow. I wouldn't hurt would it?
So I fire an arrow and goes right away from the monster and nearly hit Legolas. Damn I should have took up sword fighting!! All you have to do it stick the damn thing into the baddie!
I got out my dagger and charged with Nat beside me with her sword. We hacked off some tentacles and nearly got flattened by one as it fell from the air above me. I'll thank Leggy for that later.
"Die!!!" I yelled stabbing my dagger into the monster.
After a while Nat and I where pushed inside by Aragorn just before the mines entrance rumbled and caved in behind the fellowship.
--------------------
We are surrounded by porno reading Dwarves!!!!! They maybe dead but they are still scary. It's like being stuck in a room with your Maths teacher going on and on and on about algebra all day.
I shudder and glance about me. Nat is talking to Boromir, Gimli is talking with leggie, Aragorn is talking with Gandalf and the Hobbits are talking between themselves. I'm all alone!
Hmmm.... maybe I can start up a conversation with Pippin about something. Naw. I'll just stay at the back for now. Wait until someone notices my sad and lonely.
--------------------------
Nope still haven't noticed me yet. Oh well!!
Ah yeah! Where at this hall thing in the city of Darrowdelf. Pretty big I'm telling you!
All the dead Dwarves have porno mags in there hands. Ack!! Scary or what!
Anyway back to the story. We are walking though the Hall and Gimli suddenly shouts
"NO!"
God! Is everyone trying to scary me out of my wits or something!
"Gimli! Dude!" Gandy runs after him and so does everyone else. Am I the only person who's tired? Everyone seems to be full of energy.
We enter this freaky room and there's a freaky stone thingy in the middle where Gimli is crying.
Ha! Pansy.
" 'Ere lies Balin, son of Fundin, Lord of Moria. Ah! He's dead!" Gandy says wiping away the dust on the stone thingy.
Leggy turns to Aragorn and says "We must move on. We cannot linger."
"They 'ave taken da bridge, and da second hall. We 'ave barred the gates, but can't
hold em for long. Da ground shakes. Drums, drums in da deep. We can't get out. A shadow moves in da dark. We can't get out. They are comin'." Gandy says at he reads one of the dwarves diary. That's not nice! Reading someone
else's diary! Oh well. I do it to Nat all the time. HAHA!
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Pippin dropped something down a well and we're all fighting some ugly things now. Ewwwww.
I stab an Orc with my Dagger and kick it in the shin. Ouch, bad move there. Remember he has armour on. Ouchies.
If I die I'm blaming it on Pippin! I'm going to haunt you for you rest of your life, Pip!
Ack! Someone slashed my face. My beautiful face!! You bastard!!!
I stab the orc who hurt my beautiful face and kicked him in the face.
"You bastard!!!!! See how you like being hurt in the face!!!!" I yell kicking the shit out of him while kicking other orcs when they got to near.
Breath! Deep breathing! Ok, I'm cool.
