******************************** Twister ******************************
"Whatcha doing?"
"Writing."
"Bout what?"
Kei paused, fingers poised over the keys on her keyboard, and glanced at the lounging
Goblin King, one dark eyebrow raised. "Don't you have better things to do than bug me?"
He thought about it for a moment, elegant whip tapping leather boots. "Nope."
"You must lead a boring life then."
Crystalline eyes narrowed with annoyance. "I could throw you..."
"Into the Bog of Eternal Stench. Blah, blah, blah. Come up with a new punishment why
don't you. Besides, its not like I date much anyway. Incredibly offensive odor won't
make that much of a difference."
"Are you have trouble with your love life?" he asked, sculptured face grave and solemn.
On Dear Abby it would be fitting, on Jareth it simply looked ridiculous.
"You suck at this."
He arched his golden brows at her. "At what?"
"Pretending to care about other people."
Jareth frowned and tugged on brunette hair. "I'm bored!" he whined childishly.
Kei jerked her hair out of his hands, glaring. "Go bug Sarah Williams or something.
You're supposed to be in love with her aren't you?"
He sulked and moodily stared at the floor. "Yes," came the grudgingly sullen reply, "but
then I have to be all serious and mean and stuff. Its never any fun."
"Fun?" Kei demanded with slight disbelief.
"Yeah!" Jareth hopped up with barely contained immortal excitement. "Can't we play that
game again? Please?"
She pinched the bridge of her nose, silently warding off a headache of massive
proportions. "Jareth, sweetie, Twister isn't fun with only two people."
"PLEASE?!"
"Jareth..."
"Please, please, please, please, please, please..."
"God, how old are you?!"
"Five million, one thousand, three hundred and sixty three years last Tuesday."
She sighed theatrically. "Well happy freaking birthday to you." Kei relunctantly saved
the document and shut down the computer as Jareth scampered to find the Twister box. "You
are so gonna be gay in my next fanfiction..." she muttered darkly to the oblivious Goblin
King.
Another night of exciting Twister action awaited.
She really needed a life.
AN: I have a hell of a lot of work to do. I wrote this instead. I'm still trying to figure
me out too. Best of luck to all who try... LOL I'm not sure this was worth posting, or
reviewing... hehe Oh well...
"Whatcha doing?"
"Writing."
"Bout what?"
Kei paused, fingers poised over the keys on her keyboard, and glanced at the lounging
Goblin King, one dark eyebrow raised. "Don't you have better things to do than bug me?"
He thought about it for a moment, elegant whip tapping leather boots. "Nope."
"You must lead a boring life then."
Crystalline eyes narrowed with annoyance. "I could throw you..."
"Into the Bog of Eternal Stench. Blah, blah, blah. Come up with a new punishment why
don't you. Besides, its not like I date much anyway. Incredibly offensive odor won't
make that much of a difference."
"Are you have trouble with your love life?" he asked, sculptured face grave and solemn.
On Dear Abby it would be fitting, on Jareth it simply looked ridiculous.
"You suck at this."
He arched his golden brows at her. "At what?"
"Pretending to care about other people."
Jareth frowned and tugged on brunette hair. "I'm bored!" he whined childishly.
Kei jerked her hair out of his hands, glaring. "Go bug Sarah Williams or something.
You're supposed to be in love with her aren't you?"
He sulked and moodily stared at the floor. "Yes," came the grudgingly sullen reply, "but
then I have to be all serious and mean and stuff. Its never any fun."
"Fun?" Kei demanded with slight disbelief.
"Yeah!" Jareth hopped up with barely contained immortal excitement. "Can't we play that
game again? Please?"
She pinched the bridge of her nose, silently warding off a headache of massive
proportions. "Jareth, sweetie, Twister isn't fun with only two people."
"PLEASE?!"
"Jareth..."
"Please, please, please, please, please, please..."
"God, how old are you?!"
"Five million, one thousand, three hundred and sixty three years last Tuesday."
She sighed theatrically. "Well happy freaking birthday to you." Kei relunctantly saved
the document and shut down the computer as Jareth scampered to find the Twister box. "You
are so gonna be gay in my next fanfiction..." she muttered darkly to the oblivious Goblin
King.
Another night of exciting Twister action awaited.
She really needed a life.
AN: I have a hell of a lot of work to do. I wrote this instead. I'm still trying to figure
me out too. Best of luck to all who try... LOL I'm not sure this was worth posting, or
reviewing... hehe Oh well...
