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Chapter 21
Crazy poems and the capital of Rohan.


Emma POV

Urgh. I'm started to HATE riding which is weird because I'm pretty good at it if I don't say so myself. Hehehehe. Anywho, I don't like riding anymore because my arse is killing me!
I shuffle in the saddle a bit and looked up to Gandy who is talking to Leggy, Aragorn and Gimli beside me.
"To me homie, Aragorn, I was told to say:
Where now are da Dunedain, Elessar, Elessar?
Why do da kinsfolk wander afar?
Near is da hour when da lost shall come forth,
And da Grey Company ride from da north.
But dark is da path given to thee:
Da Dead ................"
I fall asleep on my horse and by some work of magic I manage to stay on its back!
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I wake up and suddenly Nat screams into my ear.
"EMMA!! GET YOUR FAT ARSE UP AND LISTEN!!"
I nearly fall out the saddle. God! Scare me to death why don't you! Nat pokes me and points to Gandy.
"To Emma-Louise I was told ta say:..." Oh god. Am I in trouble?!?! Why is he using my full name!!Urgh! "... When a friend is gone now will ya cope?
At da end of dis peril there will be hope.
Love will come unexpected and small,
But his heart and love for you will grow tall.
To Natasha I was to say:
When love is gone is it not a loss,
In da future your paths will always cross.
When a person from da past comes to thee,
Ya will meet him willingly."
Er.... I was sleeping when gand-da-man was saying this was important. So, being who I am, I went back to sleep.
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A sharp pain in my head indicated to me that I had fallen off my horse and I was now on the ground... ouch.
The light was growing bright when we arrived at our destination and Nat thought I would be funny to push me off my horse. HAR HAR! She's so funny that I almost forgot to laugh!
I growl and get off the floor with Nat laughing her head off at me.
Ah well. Least she's not talking to herself. Maybe the little poem Gandy recited for her made her cheer up somewhat.
Anywho! We arrived at the gates of Edoras and Gandy had a go at the gatekeeper for not knowing him. I wouldn't blame him! This man is really rude! I'm in the right mind to smack him one round the face and make him say sorry!
I scoff and the Gatekeeper looked at me with a face of disgusted.
"You brought women with you?!?!" He said looking at Nat with the same face.
OH NO! I look back at Nat and her face is red with anger. Oh he's going to get random beatings now!
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After a broken nose and a red hand mark on his face he let us in saying we have to leave our weapons behind.
I'm OK with that. Not sure Aragorn will be. He loves his bloody sword and he named it and all. Pretty sad if you asked me.
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I'm getting impatient! Aragorn is being a... well, man he is and not giving his sword to the person at the door. I shout at him and it works. I smile to myself.
We all go inside after that little episode and WOW. BIG hall.
Then, suddenly, Gandalf shouts.
"Hail, Theoden son of Thengel! I have returned! For behold! The storm comes, and now all friends should gather together!"
Is everyone surpposed to frighten me out of my skin?!?! URGH! It gets kind of old after awhile!