Author Disclaimer: It still ain't mine.
I'm going on holiday 4 a week so I won't be updating for a while.
:~:~:~:~= dream
Nat's POV.
I was right!! I'm GOOD!!! Theoden IS an old fart. I'm sure his lecture isn't
anything important, so I think I'll take a nap......
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~:~:~:~Sauron.........Blood.........Fire........Ring........Power......Kill......
Frodo....:~:~:~:~
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Emma is shaking me.
"Wake up!!!!" I open my eyes slowly. Everyone is staring at me. "You were shouting."
"I was?"
"Yeah. Something about Sauron, and killing Frodo and taking the Ring...." The
stupid dream. Now everyone's gonna think I'm evil. I get up. My back is killing me. Mind you,
I was leaning against something sharp when I dropped off. They're all looking at me still.
"Hey!! Shows over! Time to quit staring." I shouted at them. Doesn't anyone around
here know it's rude to stare? Don't think so. Maybe they don't have that in Middle Earth.
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A man storms into the room. He looks around wildly.
"Who's that?" I ask Emma. She shrugs.
"I dunno. But that girl behind the throne is Eowyn." I snort. "What?"
"Nothing."
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Erghh. Would you just look at that creep. He's got pale skin and red rimmed eyes.
He looks as if he's taken a nose dive out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
In other words, he has a face like a rats' ass. Not that I look at rats' asses or anything.
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Wormtongue.......yep. That suits him. Slimy and worthless......And the man is called
Eomer. Sad name or what? He's Eowyn's brother. And he's a minger!!!! Emma is checking him
out.
"Oohhh. He's cute." She squeals.
"He's a poof. Look at the way he stands and listen to him talking." I said.
"He's cute anyway." I roll my eyes.
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We're back on the horses and headed for Helms Deep. Don't like the sound of that
place either. Bet it's dark and gloomy. Oh, and I found out why Fangorn was creepy. It's coz
the Ents live there or something. Erghhhh, tree people. Like that old granny tree off that stupid
Disney film....what's it called? Oh yeah, Pocahontas. I shudder. I HATE that film. It's SO
annoying.
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We're in Hhelms Deep. And as I predicted, it's dark and gloomy. Something isn't
right here....And I'm not the only one to sense that either.
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Orcs. Orcs everywhere. They're standing on the walls, leering down on us. I feel a
fight coming on.........
I'm going on holiday 4 a week so I won't be updating for a while.
:~:~:~:~= dream
Nat's POV.
I was right!! I'm GOOD!!! Theoden IS an old fart. I'm sure his lecture isn't
anything important, so I think I'll take a nap......
----------------------------
~:~:~:~Sauron.........Blood.........Fire........Ring........Power......Kill......
Frodo....:~:~:~:~
----------------------------
Emma is shaking me.
"Wake up!!!!" I open my eyes slowly. Everyone is staring at me. "You were shouting."
"I was?"
"Yeah. Something about Sauron, and killing Frodo and taking the Ring...." The
stupid dream. Now everyone's gonna think I'm evil. I get up. My back is killing me. Mind you,
I was leaning against something sharp when I dropped off. They're all looking at me still.
"Hey!! Shows over! Time to quit staring." I shouted at them. Doesn't anyone around
here know it's rude to stare? Don't think so. Maybe they don't have that in Middle Earth.
----------------------------
A man storms into the room. He looks around wildly.
"Who's that?" I ask Emma. She shrugs.
"I dunno. But that girl behind the throne is Eowyn." I snort. "What?"
"Nothing."
-----------------------------
Erghh. Would you just look at that creep. He's got pale skin and red rimmed eyes.
He looks as if he's taken a nose dive out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
In other words, he has a face like a rats' ass. Not that I look at rats' asses or anything.
------------------------------
Wormtongue.......yep. That suits him. Slimy and worthless......And the man is called
Eomer. Sad name or what? He's Eowyn's brother. And he's a minger!!!! Emma is checking him
out.
"Oohhh. He's cute." She squeals.
"He's a poof. Look at the way he stands and listen to him talking." I said.
"He's cute anyway." I roll my eyes.
------------------------------
We're back on the horses and headed for Helms Deep. Don't like the sound of that
place either. Bet it's dark and gloomy. Oh, and I found out why Fangorn was creepy. It's coz
the Ents live there or something. Erghhhh, tree people. Like that old granny tree off that stupid
Disney film....what's it called? Oh yeah, Pocahontas. I shudder. I HATE that film. It's SO
annoying.
------------------------------
We're in Hhelms Deep. And as I predicted, it's dark and gloomy. Something isn't
right here....And I'm not the only one to sense that either.
-------------------------------
Orcs. Orcs everywhere. They're standing on the walls, leering down on us. I feel a
fight coming on.........
