Yup, Part 2 now up! You know the disclaimer drill. If you don't, tough. Let those Egyptian half-leopard, half-lawyer things sue the pants off you, especially if you aren't wearing pants.

I mean no offense to the Animorphs, as they all are the greatest, so blame my SUBCONSCIOUS if you have any complaints. Not me. I have no control over my dreams. Sometimes that's a good thing. Sometimes it isn't. Most times it isn't. Like that time in the Lemon Drops Factory...

And just to those of you who didn't understand why Tobias morphed into a "frayed knot", it's a pun. A tied up rope with ripped ends is a "frayed knot". But the security guard asked, "Is that a hawk?" And Tobias replied, {Uh, no, I'm a frayed knot.} It sounds like "I'm afraid not!!!" Get it? A Frayed knot? Afraid not??? Wahahaaaaaa!!!!

And from the last chapter, Insomniac Studios is the amazing place which created "Spyro the Dragon." Bless them...

Once again:

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(Anything here are quick author notes)

** SCENE IV **

[Swirling somewhere in the big crap hole of time and space...]

JAKE: No air!!!

CASSIE: No gravity!!!

AX: No cinnamon buns!!!! The horror!!!

RACHEL: I think I'm gonna be sick!!!

[At those words, the Animorphs land on the beautiful beach in the picture.]

ALL: Wow...

MARCO: See? Why couldn't we end up at places like this everytime the Ellimist send us on pointless missions?

RACHEL: [starts to say something, then stops] Okay, I don't like this dream. If I can't think of a snappy comeback that will crush Marco's hopes and dreams, why even be alive?

MARCO: You aren't, Rachel.

RACHEL: What's worse is that his wounds heal everytime I hurt him!!!

[Tobias is ignoring this conversation, staring at two huge boulders.]

TOBIAS: Those are some big boulders...

JAKE: I suggest we move them!

MARCO: Why?

JAKE: Because... because I want to move them! If they are moved, we might find something! Like, I dunno, tropical drinks or animals that we could acquire for one-use morphing.

AX: Or cinnamon buns, Prince Jake?

JAKE: Don't call me "Prince." (I had to include that AT LEAST once in this fic...)

AX: Yes Prince Jake.

JAKE: Rrrrrrg.... WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT??? (Too many OOCs...)

MARCO: Oh, so now YOU get to talk in caps too?

JAKE: [slaps his hand to his forehead.] Look, the point is, we have to find the pipe system so that we can waste our time on a pointless mission, obviously run by the Yeerks, and undo it so that the mall toilets won't regurgitate those mall hot dogs.

CASSIE: So what are we supposed to do?

JAKE: [points to the boulders.] We have to move those boulders.

[Suddenly, two wrench shaped hologram thingies appear and float above Marco and Rachel's heads.]

RACHEL: Whoa... what the hell are those things?

MARCO: [Tries to bat it away.] You think maybe it's a new Yeerk host?

[All stare at him.]

CASSIE: It's transparent. No force field. And it's a WRENCH. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that it is, in fact, NOT a new host. Geez...

[Then, the world shifts perspectives. If you've ever played the GameBoy version of Animorphs, it's very much like that, with the wrench things still hanging over the heads of Marco and Rachel. This all happened in the dream, too, especially the GameBoy perspective.]

JAKE: [He and the others are unaware of the change of perspective.] Okay, Marco and Rachel, I'm assuming that wrench stands for "work."

MYSTERIOUS VOICE #1: OH, VERY GOOD JAKE!! HE'S FIGURED IT OUT IN LESS THAN TEN MINUTES!!! SO THE LEERAN PLANET WON'T GET BLOWN INTO OBLIVION!!! HA HA HAAAA!!!

MYSTERIOUS VOICE #2: Curse you Jake!!! Darn Rules...

AX: What the...

MYSTERIOUS VOICE #1: UH... YOU DIDN'T HEAR NOTHIN'. BYE!!!

[Voices silence.]

JAKE: 'Right then, start moving those boulders!!!

[In this next part, Marco morphs gorilla and Rachel morphs elephant. They move the boulders individually. It looks as if you were playing the game in the GameBoy perspective and had to take turns moving the boulders. Pretty strange when you picture it.]

[Once the boulders are moved, Marco and Rachel demorph. Perspective shifts back.]

CASSIE: Hey, look!!! [She points to a trap door that was under one of the boulders.]

TOBIAS: I bet that door leads to the pipe system.

EVERYONE ELSE: Duh... [The sign on the door says, "THIS WAY TO THE MALL PIPE SYSTEM, WHERE PLUMBERS GO TO UNCLOG THINGS."]

RACHEL: How specific!

MARCO: [grumbling] Even the door gets to talk in caps...

** SCENE V **

[Inside the pipe system...]

MARCO: I have this impending feeling of doom...

RACHEL: You always do, don't you Marco?

MARCO: Did I mention this was INSANE???

JAKE: No, but if Ax is going to say "Prince Jake" and I'm going to say "Don't call me Prince" and Rachel's gonna say "Let's do it", then obviously we aren't going to continue without saying your catchphrase.

TOBIAS: Hey, how come Cassie and I don't have catchphrases?

JAKE: Because you two were the only ones who had dreams back in #4, so the rest of us get catchphrases.

CASSIE: No fair!

MYSTERIOUS VOICE #1: JUST SAY THE DARN PHRASE ALREADY MARCO!!!!

MARCO: Fine... This is INSANE!!!

JAKE: Much better. Let's continue...

[And so they continue through the dark, smelly, dank, reeking, wet, diseased pipe systems... WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT???]

Okay, so I lied. I'll continue to a third chapter, and if the dream is exceptionally long, a fourth. Y'know, just in case I dream up a sequel. THANK YOU!!!!

MARCO: Even the narrator gets to talk in caps!!!

Uh... quiet you.