Oh look, Chapter 3 is up. Woooooohooooooo. (I'm tired, and I haven't been having good dreams lately...)
Thanx to all who reviewed since I first posted, and you know I mean no real harm to Marco or the others. (Don't hurt me Ax...) It's my subconscious's fault! It's evil, I tell you!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil!!! (Except for all those great Spyro dreams... and that rather pleasant dream with Coltrane in it... *dreamy look*)
Lesse, what scene was it?... Oh yeah...
** SCENE VI **
[Sloshing somewhere through the deep, dark, ugly pipe system of the mall...]
MARCO: Man, I hate this place.
CASSIE: Who doesn't?
AX: [Sarcastically] I find the feeling of diseased, rat-waste-infested waters seeping up my hoof quite pleasant.
RACHEL: He got it from you, Marco.
JAKE: I really hate Ax's sense of humor.
CASSIE: Who doesn't?
[The Animorphs turn and end up in an area made up of oddly assorted wooden structures.]
TOBIAS: Do you get the feeling we're being watched?
JAKE: Aren't we always??? [Points to the direction of the reader.]
[There is a sudden screech and a Taxxon bursts from one of the wooden walls.]
TAXXON: Scccccccreeeeeeeeeeerreereeeeeeeee-hack! hack! Screee-cough! Ack... [Whips out a cough drop and devours it.] Ahhhhh, better. Now then... SCCDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEREREREEREREREEEEEE!!!!
MARCO: Okay, when even a vile Taxxon gets to talk in caps, that's when I get ticked!!!
JAKE: Everyone, let's try and take out this Taxxon without actually breaking Cassie's moral codes!!!
RACHEL: In other words, let's run, instead of morphing.
JAKE: Exactly!!!
RACHEL: Screw this, I'm morphing! [Morphs grizzly bear] Roooooooooooaaaar!!!
CASSIE: There's only one way to take out this Taxxon! We must do the Cha-cha slide whilst attacking him!
[All stare at her.]
CASSIE: Just do it!!! [Morphs wolf.]
[Marco morphs gorilla, and Tobias and Jake stay as they are. Jake's the DJ.]
JAKE: Ah, the hell with it... [rapping] This is somethin' new, the Casper slide part 2. Featuring the Platinum Band, and this time we're gonna get funky......... funky....
[All other launch themselves at the Taxxon while Cha-cha sliding.]
JAKE: To the left, take it back now y'all. Slide to the left, slide to the right...
[Rachel slides to the left, and her claws punctures a pipe, sending a large amount of pressured water straight at the Taxxon.]
TAXXON: [Exploding.] Sccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
TOBIAS: Is it just me, or did that thing just say "screw you"?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE #1: YES IT DID.
CASSIE: ................... Shut... up.
[Meanwhile, the water continues shooting through the pipe, knocking down the wooden structures.]
RACHEL: Run!!!
[All run through the hole left by the Taxxon. They arrive in a wooden room, with nothing but a toilet in it.]
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** SCENE VII **
[In the toilet room...]
[ They all demorph. However, no one seems to notice that Ax has morphed....]
ALL except AX: Squidward????
[Yes, Ax has morphed Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants.]
AX: [In Squidward's voice.] Do you like my new morph? I don't know where I got it, or what it is, but it's got four legs (Did anyone notice that Squidward's legs are actually 2 tentacles each?) and I feel more comfortable in this sewer. [Does that funny laugh were his nose inflates like an accordion.]
JAKE: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
MARCO: Did you know that was the second time you said that in this fic?
JAKE: Really? So it is...
TOBIAS: Did anyone notice that we have no way out of this room?
JAKE: Sure we do!!! [Points to toilet.]
MARCO: You're crazy, you know that? No way I'm flushing myself down the crapper.
JAKE: We don't have a choice. Let's go!
CASSIE: Uh, Jake?
[Too late. Jake flush's himself down the toilet.]
RACHEL: Let's do it! [She grabs Tobias and flushes herself]
CASSIE: Guys?
TOBIAS: Auuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhh!!! glub glub glub...
[Ax flushes himself so that all his tentacles trail behind him and notebook paper flutters out of nowhere. Just Marco and Cassie are left.]
CASSIE: Sigh…
[She and Marco walk through the door, where Jake, Rachel, Ax, and a VERY angry Tobias sit, dripping with water and biological waste]
MARCO: Ewwww...
CASSIE: Pleasant trip?
TOBIAS: Rule #1: You NEVER get a hawk wet. Rule #2: You NEVER cover a hawk in human crap.
RACHEL: Stop complaining. That was fun!!!
ALL: Only Rachel.
[Then, suddenly, that chilling thought speech flows through the pipes, sending shivers down the Animorphs' spines. That foul voice, spewing out those vile words...]
EVIL VOICE: Got any threes?
AX: [still Squidward] Visser Three!!! Lemme at him!!! [Other Animorphs grab him as he heads towards the evil voice.]
RACHEL: Whoa there. We still need to think of a plan.
MARCO: Doth thine ears deceive me? Did I just hear Rachel hold back from a battle to strategize?
RACHEL: In two seconds Marco, you won't have ears.
TOBIAS: Hey, stop fighting. We should just see what he's doing.
[They all peek around the corner, where Visser Three, some random Human-Controller, and two Hork-Bajir Controllers sit playing cards. One Hork-Bajir is cowering before an enraged Visser.]
VISSER THREE: WHAT??? No threes? I shall feed you to the Taxxon!!! Say, where is he? He should have brought my Shirley Temple by now.
HUMAN-CONTROLLER: Um... probably looking for some more Maraschino cherries, sir.
VISSER THREE: Good. I hope he remembered the little umbrella. Being evil is hard work.
[Back with the Animorphs...]
JAKE: Okay, so he's defiantly behind this-
CASSIE: We have no proof though!!!
JAKE: Well, he still screwed up a lot of other things in this town anyway, so let's go kick his butt.
RACHEL: Now we're talking!!!
MARCO: Weren't we talking anyway?
RACHEL:...........
TOBIAS: Whatever, let's go kick his sorry blue ass!!!
[They all morph battle morphs, save for Ax who demorphs and jump out at the Yeerks.]
JAKE: Okay Visser, time to pull the plug on your plans!!! Hey, that was a good pun. Must remember that...
RACHEL: Come on and fight, you big coward!
VISSER THREE: Oh, it's you. Go away, I have a bet going on dominating East Asia. I can't lose!
HUMAN-CONTROLLER: [Whispers something in the Visser's ear.]
VISSER THREE: You're absolutely right!!! Okay, Andalite bandits, I'll fight you! Under one condition however...
MARCO: [Privately] Why does that scare me...
VISSER THREE: ... You may only morph cartoon characters!!!! [Diabolical laughter.]
ANIMORPHS: D'oh...
HB: Gee, who saw a fourth chapter coming? [Raises hand.] Okey dokey, better get started, especially since I woke up right about this scene. Ooooh, you guys can help me!!!
::: MUST READ:::
So, you want to help me? Here's how. I need everyone who wants to help to e-mail me one cartoon character for each of the Animorphs (Not including Ax, since we know who he is ^_^). Also, YOU MUST send it under the following title
DREAM FIC CHARS.
Otherwise, I might accidentally delete it, what with all the Spam I get. Please, PLEASE send in names!!! I really need the help!!! I forgot what happened next!!!
Oh yeah, and you'll get credit for each character used that you submitted.
THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!!
